MasqueofPlague
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Shipwrecked and desolate, Grian drifts alone at sea... until he is rescued by the Dread Pirate Scar and his rowdy crew.
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Taurtis wakes up to some...interesting sounds across the camp.
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Scar began to protest again in confusion, so Grian pressed his fingers against his lips, silencing him.
“Scar,” he said, laughing. “I said I need you to prove it to me.”
Scar has a score to settle with Grian regarding his performance in bed.
(Smut scene from SUPERCRITICAL, but can be read as a standalone!!)
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- Part 2 of SUPERCRITICAL
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Bdubs was fighting back a grin. “And so you want me to teach you how to be the best bottom ever so you can seduce HotGuy?”
Mumbo nodded. “Yes, please.”Alternatively Titled BdBtBc (Veni Vidi Vici): I came, I saw, I conquered (or should I say I saw, I conquered, I came—)
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Performance Issues, HotGuy?
By GrianIn recent weeks, HotGuy has been leaving much to be desired on the battlefield. It seems after many long, hard fights, he just can’t keep it up. He used to be quite anal about his victories, but now he’s had a few close calls. Could it be that his arrows just aren’t what they used to be? Is he firing blanks? I wouldn’t be surprised if his enemies are having to fake their defeat. Of course, HotGuy is far from the only man who struggles to hit the target, so maybe I shouldn’t be so harsh.
Three of HotGuy’s record fights for injuries and collateral damage have all occurred this month, an alarming statistic in the face of the continued attacks. The root of the issue may be difficult to swallow…Series
- Part 1 of SUPERCRITICAL
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Bad Boys being Bad Boys by panch_owo (pancho_pinto) for mellioops, SpadeHeart, MasqueofPlague
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
07 Jun 2024
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Bad Boys being Bad Boys. Nothing more. No science, no equations. Just Bad Boys. Enjoy.
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- Part 6 of Pancho's Gift Shop
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newtanon fics 🦎 by Anonymous
Fandom 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Evolution SMP, Hermitcraft SMP
08 Apr 2025
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wotchernewt on Tumblr.
NSFW now in a separate series: here
Fanart, recursive fanfiction, and other types of fanwork based on these fics are allowed and encouraged, as long as no generative AI is involved! No need to ask permission, but if you post anything please let me know, either by marking it as a related work on AO3 or by sending me the link via Tumblr :)
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3rd Life But It's Just Grian Saying "Scar" by SpadeHeart
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
07 May 2024
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2 minutes and 22 seconds of Grian saying Scar's name!
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Scarian HSBB 2023 Art by ThisisJelly
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
20 Jan 2024
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A desert duo piece for Hermitshipping Big Bang 2023
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Grian's a mess after his breakup; luckily, Doc's here to help distract him.