Master_of_the_Boot1
Fandoms
- Steven Universe (Cartoon) (30)
- Hitman (Video Games) (6)
- The Simpsons (5)
- Total Drama (Cartoon) (5)
- Warhammer Fantasy (2)
Recent works
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Steamed Hams: But Skinner is a Serial Killing Pedophile by Master_of_the_Boot1
Fandoms: The Simpsons
26 Jan 2026
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Parody of Steamed Hams.
I decided to write Skinner as a psychopath.
Read and enjoy but read at your own discretion.
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- English
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- 1,472
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
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Hitman and Harvey: BLOODMONEY! by Master_of_the_Boot1
Fandoms: Hitman (Video Games), Bloodmoney! (Video Game), BLOODMONEY! (SHROOMYCHRIST Video Game)
11 Aug 2025
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Somewhere in a field, there's a booth where a pastel colored twink pays you a dollar for every time you click him.
And in at that booth, a cold blooded assassin will do everything and anything to get his hands on the blood money owed him.
Based on two of my favorite video games.
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The Sopranos: The End by Master_of_the_Boot1
Fandoms: Hitman (Video Games), The Sopranos (TV)
06 May 2025
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This is his how it went down, this is how it ended.
This is who ended it.
This is who ended Tony Soprano
- Language:
- English
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- 2,790
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- Kudos:
- 12
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Miyazaki vs Ai by Master_of_the_Boot1
Fandoms: Majo no Takkyuubin | Kiki's Delivery Service
06 Apr 2025
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Old Man Miyazaki really doesn't like ai slop machines plagarizing his life's work.
So he enlists the help of a friendly witch to help him exact swift and brutal revenge.
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- English
- Words:
- 1,046
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 3
- Hits:
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Twelve Crazy Christmas Nights by Master_of_the_Boot1
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Eight Crazy Nights (2002), A Nightmare on Elm Street (Movies 1984-1994), Hitman (Video Games), Lies of P (Video Game), Amphibia (Cartoon)
12 Dec 2024
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Come and sit down for twelve crazy tales of Christmas that are loosely bound together.
Get ready for a good old fashioned Christmas crackfic.
Recent bookmarks
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Violet performs her first patrol as an independent heroine apart from the rest of the Incredibles, where she encounters a figure from her mother's past.
~prompt request made by Violetfan89~Bookmarked by Master_of_the_Boot1
01 Sep 2025
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A fluffy PWP fic of BloodMoney, where instead of buying instruments to torture Harvey Harvington, you end up purchasing... Other things. Things that vibrate, things that bind, and things that leave pretty red stains.
Bookmarked by Master_of_the_Boot1
31 Aug 2025
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Money<Love by Strikersky
Fandoms: Bloodmoney! (Video Game), BLOODMONEY! (SHROOMYCHRIST Video Game)
15 Aug 2025
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I wasn’t here for the money anymore. I was trading the game’s weapons for hugs, kisses… and Harvey.
Bookmarked by Master_of_the_Boot1
16 Aug 2025
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A struggling underpaid pizza boy finds Harvey and his booth, panicking ensues.
Bookmarked by Master_of_the_Boot1
16 Aug 2025
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Harvey Harvington gets on the wrong side of his gang's leader, and is sentenced to a cruel and unusual punishment. Will he survive, or will his blood end up on someone else's hands?
'The car rolls silently through the hills in the outskirts of the city. On the crest of a hill, waiting almost like a tombstone, is a stall.
It’s not large, not fancy– it’s honestly not much more than a child’s lemonade stand. It’s painted pink and the lettering at the top reads, ‘1 for 1! Make easy money!’
Harvey frowns as the car comes to a stop beside it. “What– what is that?”
Milo doesn’t respond, just popping the car’s trunk and getting out. “Come on, rat.”
Harvey slowly climbs out as well, shutting the door. Milo still doesn’t look back at him, just walking over to the stall. Harvey follows, swallowing nervously. He can hear something moving very quietly behind the stall, like it’s trying to hide, or it simply can’t move any more. Milo moves behind the garish pink stall, drawing his gun. Before Harvey can even react, a gunshot rings out and the tiny movements stop.'help i can't stop writing about this stupid twink
Bookmarked by Master_of_the_Boot1
14 Aug 2025