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Steamed Hams: But Skinner is a Serial Killing Pedophile by Master_of_the_Boot1
Fandoms: The Simpsons
26 Jan 2026
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Parody of Steamed Hams.
I decided to write Skinner as a psychopath.
Read and enjoy but read at your own discretion.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,472
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 2
- Hits:
- 42
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Hitman and Harvey: BLOODMONEY! by Master_of_the_Boot1
Fandoms: Hitman (Video Games), Bloodmoney! (Video Game), BLOODMONEY! (SHROOMYCHRIST Video Game)
11 Aug 2025
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Somewhere in a field, there's a booth where a pastel colored twink pays you a dollar for every time you click him.
And in at that booth, a cold blooded assassin will do everything and anything to get his hands on the blood money owed him.
Based on two of my favorite video games.
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The Sopranos: The End by Master_of_the_Boot1
Fandoms: Hitman (Video Games), The Sopranos (TV)
06 May 2025
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This is his how it went down, this is how it ended.
This is who ended it.
This is who ended Tony Soprano
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,790
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 12
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- 251
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Miyazaki vs Ai by Master_of_the_Boot1
Fandoms: Majo no Takkyuubin | Kiki's Delivery Service
06 Apr 2025
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Old Man Miyazaki really doesn't like ai slop machines plagarizing his life's work.
So he enlists the help of a friendly witch to help him exact swift and brutal revenge.
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- English
- Words:
- 1,046
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 3
- Hits:
- 34
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Twelve Crazy Christmas Nights by Master_of_the_Boot1
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Eight Crazy Nights (2002), A Nightmare on Elm Street (Movies 1984-1994), Hitman (Video Games), Lies of P (Video Game), Amphibia (Cartoon)
12 Dec 2024
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Come and sit down for twelve crazy tales of Christmas that are loosely bound together.
Get ready for a good old fashioned Christmas crackfic.
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HItman V. Geppetto by Master_of_the_Boot1 for darkmoonvoid
Fandoms: Lies of P (Video Game), Hitman (Video Games)
16 Mar 2024
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Rather than fight him head on, P the puppet hires a ruthless hitman to take out his dad.
I play fast and loose with characterization, so have fun with it.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,999
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 4
- Hits:
- 120
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Luisa's Date by Master_of_the_Boot1 for SusieBeeca
Fandoms: Encanto (2021), Frozen (Disney Movies)
19 Apr 2023
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Luisa Madrigal struggles with familial relationships and even harder with romantic ones.
But after a failed date, she accidentally finds a date worth having.
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The 12 Day of Halloween by Master_of_the_Boot1
Fandoms: The Simpsons, Helluva Boss (Web Series), The Owl House (Cartoon), Wolfenstein (Video Games), Trick 'r Treat (2008), Johnny Bravo (Cartoon)
23 Oct 2022
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In the town of Springfield, on Halloween night, all hell breaks loose.
Blitzo, Bart Simpson and Sam (of Trick R Treat) must unite to do battle with a crazed Nazi General who has dark plans for the town of Springfield.
There will be violence, there will be mayhem.
So hold onto your hats, check your candy and tuck in for the wildest Halloween night you've ever seen.
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Encanto: Blood Money by Master_of_the_Boot1 for SusieBeeca
Fandoms: Encanto (2021), Hitman (Video Games)
11 Oct 2022
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Alma Madrigal made a contract sealed in blood in days long gone.
Now a nameless assassin is coming to conclude that contract.
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Bloodlines: Paternity and Dr. Pepper by Master_of_the_Boot1 for SusieBeeca
Fandoms: Deltarune (Video Game), Hitman (Video Games)
30 Jan 2022
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Susie shows up at Asgore's door in dissaray and distress.
As he tries to comfort her, a dark secret about her parentage comes out and a twisted madman with an appetite for destruction gives her the birthday gift she never asked for.
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On the night before Christmas, Homer Simpson Snaps and gives his boss the Christmas gift he really deserves.
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A Merry Harko Christmas by Master_of_the_Boot1
Fandoms: The Simpsons, Dune Series - Frank Herbert
22 Dec 2021
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Done for a collection of Christmas one shots on deviantart.
Baron Harkonnen and Homer Simpson talk business around donuts.
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- English
- Words:
- 578
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 3
- Hits:
- 101
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That christmas in 1989 was the best things ever got for the Simpsons family. And even that wasn't that great.
Over thirty years later, the Simpsons are as broken, ugly and damaged as the rest of America.
This is the Late Stage Simpsons.
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The Cornhola Pride Event by Master_of_the_Boot1 for Elskamo
Fandoms: Total Drama (Cartoon)
05 Sep 2021
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The pandemic screwed up everything, because the year 2020 was cursed.
But that won't stop Duncan from celebrating pride month on his own terms.
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Duncan just wants to be who they were meant to be.
Alejandro is there to assist.
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Doom: Eternal War by Master_of_the_Boot1
Fandoms: Doom (Video Games), Warhammer 40.000, Warhammer Fantasy
10 Jul 2021
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Chaos closes in on the Imperium.
But it is not the Emperor or his armies that they fear.
One man shadowed the Emperor as the Greatest threat to the Ruinous Powers.
They called the Emperor a god.
They called him . . .
Doom.
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Magical Girl Holly Blue by Master_of_the_Boot1 for SusieBeeca
Fandoms: Steven Universe (Cartoon)
20 Jun 2021
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Holly Blue Agate was chosen to be a magical girl, The Magical Girl.
Many years later she fights with with her own inner demons and the magical enemies she thought were vanquished.
On the Eve of Pride Month, Magical Girl Holly Blue will carve a bloody swathe of destruction in the name of love, justice and the name of the Moon.
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This is how Chef Hatchet met his end.
- Language:
- Español
- Words:
- 1,670
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
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Just a moment of morning love making.
Being able to be vulnerable is something that Duncan has never had before.
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Stemmie: Or how I learned to stop worrying and Feast on the Blood of the Wicked by Master_of_the_Boot1 for SusieBeeca
Fandoms: Steven Universe (Cartoon), Doom (Video Games)
07 Apr 2021
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Steven has found himself in a spiral of depression, ADHD and violence.
So he finds solace in another, equally damaged soul.
Together they feast on the blood of the wicked.