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  1. Public Bookmark 32

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    Where does one begin while shoved in less than 28 cubic feet of space with your proclaimed rival who apparently decided to trauma-dump feelings during his attempt to annex Heaven?

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    Charlie puts Alastor and Vox in a box for seven minutes in hopes they make peace. It… works? Cue misunderstandings, a ticking time bomb, and, just maybe, a way out, together.

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    27 Sep 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 30

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    Alastor pours himself more whiskey in the hopes that it makes him sleepy, and continues to read for a few more minutes. He sighs and glances up at the door, where Vox was peaking through like a creep, his flashing box head ruining whatever stealth he thought he had. His fingers are shaky on the doorknob, as if he couldn't actually decide to open the door or not.

    "Darling, if you're going to come into my room, I'd rather you just do it, instead of standing there like a scolded child."

    "Can I sleep with you?" Vox blurts out, all sad and pathetic. "I really don't want to be alone, right now. And you...make me feel better when I'm around you, so- um..."

    Alastor had to give it to him, this was a first. People have tried a lot of different methods to convince The Radio Demon into some kind of...relationship with them. Drugs, alcohol, coercion, crowding him in a public space, or just straight-up physical violence.

    But no one has tried crying uncontrollably while claiming to have had a nightmare in order to convince him into having intercourse. Kudos, maybe Vox can come up with original ideas.
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    Or: Alastor takes Vox on a break in his cottage in the woods and poor bby needs some comfort

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    27 Sep 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 17

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    𝘼𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙧'𝙨 𝙛𝙤𝙤𝙙 𝙢𝙖𝙙𝙚 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚, 𝙤𝙗𝙨𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙤𝙣, 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙥𝙤𝙨𝙨𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙣𝙚𝙨𝙨.

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    18 Aug 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 64

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    "Further research into the Plant Overlord confirms that what he sprayed you with is some kind of aphrodisiac."

    "Afro what?"

    Ethan squirms, a bit uncomfortable or maybe nervous for some reason, "S—Sex pollen, sir. They sprayed you with sex pollen."

    Vox stares at his employee with his head full of growing static.

    No way. No fucking way.

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    Or: During a fight with an Overlord above his pay grade Vox gets sprayed with sex pollen. He tries to take care of it himself but finds out that without a partner this horribly burning desire will kill him. With little to no choice Vox calls the only person in this Hellhole he trusts with something so disturbingly intimate.

    (Ace4Ace RadioStatic)

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    08 Aug 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 44

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    “Wait, wait, wait,” Vox said, holding his hands up. His screen had suddenly become brighter, that manic energy leaking back into his tone as he continued, “You’re saying we can save Hell…by having sex?”

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    Right as Vox's malfunctioning weapon is about to explode and kill them all, he and Alastor accidentally make a deal that will save everyone...by fucking.

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    07 Aug 2026