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Alastor sat in the bar, holding his head in his hand. Husker kept filling up his glass with whiskey without asking questions, good man. Alastor knew that he was on the edge by having two bosses now, and didn’t want to risk invoking either one’s wrath.
Lucifer had healed him, but it has been a long and tedious process. His other self has been there as well, constantly hovering over them, but allowing Lucifer to work freely. They even bantered, Lucifer had talked with him about ducks, while healing Alastor. He wanted to snap them both out of it, he would very much like if they would address him as well, even though he didn’t want to talk about Lucifer’s silly hobbies.
He had been feeling very sick lately. There had been weird rushes of wetness between his legs and cold shivers which had turned into waves of heat. He cursed when he realized what it meant - his heat was coming early. He would need to retreat into his room for a few weeks and suffer through it. During that time he would be totally useless, too maddened with lust and unable to think straight.
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Lucifer tires to contact Lilith for Charlie's sake after the hub bub and reporters at the Hazbin Hotel leave. Alastor decides to have a talk with Lucifer about his inappropriate attire. A private moment in the kitchen late at night leads to both blowing off some steam.
Smut and Lucifer's fluffy robe fic >;)
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Spoilers for season 2, Episode 1!
Alastor may just be a fuck buddy, but Lucifer decides to show him his finally fully decorated room anyway. A bit of their usual arguing leads to sex, just like Lucifer was hoping for, but part of the way through Alastor insults his cute little duckie bed (rude, not just for the insult, but for stopping in the middle of fucking his brains out to do so). Horny and impatient, Lucifer gives him permission to fix it so they can get back to business. Definitely not his best plan.
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Kinktober day 21: Monsterfucking
Alastor and you decide to experiment in the bedroom with him demon form, but it becomes to much to take, literally.
There is no real vaginal damage, just bleeding from penetration and pain.
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Kinktober day 18: Size Queen
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Kinktober day: 15 Sex pollen
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You Have No Idea What I Like, Kinktober Day 2 Kidnapping by PersephoneBlck
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
08 Oct 2025
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Day 2 Kinktober Kidnapping
Vox knows better than to let his guard down with Alastor back in town, but there are some mistakes that can lead you to where you have always wanted to be
the non con is more out of an abundance of caution at the most it starts out dub con but ends consensual
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“Please let me ride your face. I don't care if there is tentacles or what the fuck you look like in full demon form. Come here, let me sit on your face. Please and thank you!!!” Lucifer begs, chest heaving as he rushes through the raunchy request.
Lucifer meets the Radio Demon that first day at his daughter's Hotel and it illicits some aggressive flirting/propositioning!
What started as a crack fic from a TikTok post became inventive tentacle smut and AU first meeting oneshot >;)~>
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Basically Alastor submitting to his power-bottom husband, with a dash of care in there???? Idk, I'm not good with summaries.
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I Need Someone To Break My Fall (Into A Place Where I Belong) by SinicalRadio
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
26 Jun 2025
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Lucifer wakes to find he's a fallen angel now. And he has gained some very peculiar traits from a certain someone.
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- Part 5 of Put Away Your Halo
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They’d all heard the tales of the large, malformed buck that protected the woods.
Every spring, new sacrificial preys were sent out to placate the beast, never to be seen again.
Little did Lucifer know he would be the next chosen prey, the god’s Bride. Sent on his way to join the others as this mythic hunter chased him down to lay claim on him… or his life.
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Day 1 - Transformation/Teasing
Day 2 - Heat/Rut/Fluff
Day 3 - Courting/Chase
Day 4 - Hunted/Breeding
Day 5 - Fawns/Pregnancy
Day 6 - Nesting/Nursery
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Part two to weekend retreat, my Alien Alastor x human Lucifer AU 👽 🦌❤️ 🍎👑
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Lucifer hasn't been visited by his alien stag like it promised in four months, but Lucifer has been busy and when he finally gets time to himself after finalizing his divorce, the alien returns but in less then ideal condition and with a few experiments to do.Smut smut smut 👽 🦌❤️ 🍎👑
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After a long night working at the hotel bar with Husk, Alastor can't help but pull you away. He was finally going to get you to confess your feelings for him. Weather you were ready or not, he knew just how to spur you on. A dangerous concoction of alcohol and aphrodisiacs was sure to do the trick.
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Falling For You (Like Angels Do) by depravednlovely for BlaackBiird
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
03 Jan 2025
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He’s the goddamn king, for fuck’s sake! He does whatever the hell he wants, whenever he wants! And if there’s one thing the fallen knows, it’s that he’s the last person in the underworld who should be babied, simply for having — well — a baby!
Lucifer feels his rage dwindle at the thought. His gaze softens, and the smoldering heat of his calloused palms dulls to doting warmth as he smooths one over the blossoming apple seed. A soft smile creeps onto his face as a different form of pride overtakes him.
“We’re not helpless, are we, little fawn?” Lucifer breathes, and content shines brightly on his face when he feels an affirmative kick beneath his fingertips. The king laughs melodically before hauling himself to his feet again, invigorated and more reassured than ever.
“That’s right, baby! We’ll show ‘em to coddle their king!”
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Or, Lucifer is tired of sinners treating him like he's made of glass. Pride and Pregnancy — a recipe for disaster.
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"Now... this is my least favorite thing I've ever done. And I died. I was ripped limb-from-limb, and was alive until my brain stem was severed, and this was-- somehow-- worse."
"I'm sure it's not that bad," Vox laughed, nudging his shoulder against Alastor's. "I'm sure it's--"
"Vox?"
Vox sat stock-still, staring at the dildo in the box in front of him. He took it out of the box, looked at Alastor with wide eyes, and promptly crashed, his screen immediately turning blue and displaying tiny white text.
"Vox?!" Alastor shook Vox by the shoulders and, when he didn't respond, laid him down on the bed and pulled off his shoes. "I swear, of all the times to stop responding..."
Vox's screen switched to flashing 'VOX.EXE HAS CRASHED, PLEASE REBOOT YOUR VOX AND REMOVE EXCESSIVE STIMULI'.
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- Part 10 of Helluva Boss / Hazbin Hotel: 12 Days of Christmas!
- Part 7 of Bea's RadioStatic Revelry
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Alastor being in rut + Alastor hating the idea of himself EVER fucking or dating anyone = Alastor's gonna have a bad time, guaranteed. And of course, being the good annoying sitcom arch-nemesis he is, Vox notices and decides to take advantage of this. Based off that (in)famous "NNN made me do some gay shit" Reddit post from a few years back! No "complicated and sad" to be found here, it's just Vox getting on Al's nerves because he knows Al'll fuck him on the VERY off chance he feels like it-even if, of course, Alastor being the dead-set confirmed bachelor he is, he doesn't volunteer that to anyone. DO NOT STEAL, SCRAPE, OR OTHERWISE USE THIS WORK, OR ANY OF MY OTHER WORKS, FOR AI OR I WILL BLOCK YOUR PLAGIARIZING ASS FOR LIFE.
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I Just Wanna Shake You By Your Little Perfect Halo (Everyone's Got A Secret) by SinicalRadio
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
22 Nov 2024
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Heaven finds out where Lucifer is.
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- Part 4 of Put Away Your Halo
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I Fear I Been Laying With The Devil (Do You Even Pray?) by SinicalRadio
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
06 Nov 2024
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Lucifer pees the bed.
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- Part 3 of Put Away Your Halo
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Lucifer's curiosity strikes again.
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- Part 2 of Put Away Your Halo