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Keeping Up With The Waynes - Season Two by Merci_beaucoup
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
22 Jun 2025
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Revisiting my fic from five years ago with the same name, I put the Waynes in a sitcom-y reality show and go ham with it. Full of a lot of yapping, strange side quests, and everything being okay at the end of the day ☆ Watch me exaggerate the characters to odd levels yet still lie to myself about not making them too fanon, the biggest joke of the whole fic :) Reading the old fic isn't necessary!
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- Part 2 of Keeping Up With The Uuuum
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Keeping Up With The Waynes by Merci_beaucoup
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Red Robin (Comics), Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics)
21 Jun 2025
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We've all heard of Keeping Up With The Kardashians (I hope). Well, I now bring you Keeping Up With The Waynes! Less about looks, more about them doing stupidest things, because why not?
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Tim: As you may all know, my name is Timothy Drake-
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Jason: I bet Tim's going to be a smartass in his introduction.
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Tim: -I'm currently the CEO of Wayne Enterprises, and future CEO of Drake Industries as well once I reach the age of twenty-one.
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Also, this is my first fic ever so expect it to be bad. But hey, A little crack never hurt anyone! The tags will definitely change with the arrival of more chapters and stuff, and this is like an AU where they behave more like a family and less like a hot mess... actually they do both, really.
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- Part 1 of Keeping Up With The Uuuum
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Patton Sanders, beloved brother and fiancé, was a victim of a survivorless plane crash, and now Janus has nothing in this world. Except, well, this newfound, strange sense of responsibility he feels towards Patton's younger brother, Virgil, who seems just as devastated as him but decided to be far stupider about it.
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Keeping Up With The Uuuum by Merci_beaucoup
Fandom Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Red Robin (Comics)
21 Jun 2025
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Curse of the Red-Heads by pupeez4eva
Fandoms: Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, DCU
24 Nov 2015
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In which Steph dying her hair red somehow leads to Damian becoming the ultimate TimKon shipper.
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I Saw Grayson Kissing Santa Claus by pupeez4eva
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU, Batman (Comics)
17 Feb 2017
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It’s Christmas time, and Damian is on a mission - to stop this ‘Santa Claus’ fellow from molesting his older brother.
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- Part 1 of Bat-Family Holiday Fics
- Part 1 of I Saw Grayson Kissing Santa Claus
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Season of Darkness, Season of Light by BirdChild
Fandoms: Batman (Comics), Batman and Robin (Comics)
15 Aug 2021
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“Maybe it is time to ask for help.”
“Tried that already.” Dick hung his head over the arm of the sofa. “Pulled every ally we had away from their work before I learned that surprise! Gotham still needs a Batman.”
“And now she has one. But that doesn’t mean he can’t ask for help. And I wasn’t thinking of ‘allies,’ Master Dick. I was thinking of family.”
Bruce isn't dead, just lost in time. And Tim and Damian are finally . . . tolerating each other. But before they can get Bruce back, they'll need some help. Especially since the new string of thefts in Gotham is disturbingly bat-themed.
This story will also involve: Museums, MacGuffins, Feelings, Crying, Talking About Issues (just so much talking—this is like a case-fic if the case was the B-plot and talking about issues was the A-plot), Plot Twists, Unnecessary Clothes Shopping Scenes, Slow-burn Sibling Bonding, Characters Who Definitely Need Therapy But Aren't Getting It (Yet), and Pointless Literary References!
(Note: You probably don't need to have read "Redrawing the Lines" to understand this fic, but it does set up some of the characters' current relationships and why Damian is grounded.)
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- Part 3 of Birds in Their Little Nest