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The Dumb Blonde and The Unreadable Cactus by IJustGoNormalSometimes
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
28 Aug 2025
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What would Sanji do if his apartment was damaged by a fire and his only two options were moving into a small cubby above the restaurant or moving in with Zoro for a little while?
You got that right! He’d go with Zoro. Enthusiastically.
But don’t read too much into it. It’s only because he wants them to grow closer… as friends… and nothing more…
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25 Feb 2026
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Nami claims they’re low on cash right as they reach an island ripe for the picking. Her goal, this time around, will require a little more creativity and cooperation than usual.
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16 Feb 2026
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Modern AU inspired by the John Wick films. Sanji-centric.
The first fic covers Sanji's brush with the criminal underworld, the second will cover Sanji asking Luffy for help, the third will focus on the relationship between Zoro, Sanji, and Luffy.
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06 Feb 2026
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Zoro is nothing if not a good protector. But when it's Sanji's turn to receive that protection, he feels conflicted. Sanji spent his early life wishing someone would protect him. But that was years ago, and he doesn't need protecting anymore. Certainly not by Zoro.
Or, Sanji falls overboard, and Zoro jumps in after him.
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- English
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- 33,752
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- 8/8
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21 Jan 2026
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“Thanks for all your help, baby,” Nami throws scathingly over her shoulder to Zoro.
Zoro shoves her away. “Gross.”
Sanji does not point out the fact that Zoro didn’t think the term was so gross when he was using it to beg Sanji to move faster, go harder. He wonders if Zoro says it to any of his other hookups, or if Sanji gets the moniker all to himself.
God, this is becoming a problem.
Really, the first problem was fucking his frenemy. Okay, he shouldn't say that. The word frenemy is so tacky. And also inaccurate for what Zoro is to him. But mostly the tacky thing.So you caught feelings for you super-casual, months-long, practically-but-not-actually-exclusive hookup. It's probably fine, right?
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- English
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- 23,099
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- 1/1
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02 Dec 2025
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18 Nov 2025
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The very first time Sanji gets well and truly drunk while travelling with the crew is years into their journey, and somehow, it's Zoro's job to herd him home. He might be in love, and he also might have to kill him. And then feed him and rub his back.
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Sanji stared at him for a second, recalibrating. He moved further away, staggering with his typical serious look. Squaring up.
Before Zoro could realize what was happening, the cook turned on a dime, and started tearing ass away from him in a dead sprint, still dangerously tilted to one side and threatening to plow face-first into the sand again.
"Why?!" he demanded of the empty-ass air where the cook had been, taking off after him with a curse.
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03 Nov 2025
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“This is ridiculous,” Sanji finally huffs. “I’m in a detente with a fish.”
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- Part 1 of Merman Verse
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- English
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- 51,132
- Chapters:
- 6/6
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- 481
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31 Oct 2025
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Zoro notices too late how much Sanji gives. And somewhere between rivalry and regret, something else starts to take root.
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20 Oct 2025
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Zoro's in love and Sanji's a rentboy, but it's a bit more complicated than that...
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- English
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- 134,277
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- 14/14
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01 Oct 2025
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Incredible Work Ethic by wisterykey
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga), One Piece (Live Action TV 2023)
05 Feb 2026
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"With all due respect, I would rather work on a mission of this gravity with someone who has... the proper skillset. One of the girls, perhaps?"
Zoro's teeth and fists clenched until his knuckles went white and his canines ground into each other. Each little jab, each professional condescension, made that itching feeling grow into an agitating burn.
"Blackleg, my boy, that's where you're wrong. Sword-boy's skillset is essential to this mission. There's no job without him."
Zoro had to suppress a cocky smirk begging to spread across his face. "In that case, I want a different partner."
"Nobody else on your team is qualified."
Now, the only thing Zoro had to suppress was the urge to bash his head into the desk.
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In which Roronoa Zoro and Blackleg Sanji must go undercover as rich, doting husbands, to unmask and eliminate an unknown enemy.
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18 Sep 2025
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“I need a date.”
Sanji’s head bats back and forth between the kitchen and the galley. He’s got Zoro pressed up against a wall, forcefully, unlike whatever song and dance Zoro was playing with the rando outside. Sanji fists Zoro’s long coat and looks him dead in the eyes. Well, eye.
Zoro blinks owlishly at him, the vein clear on his forehead for all of a second while he processes Sanji’s declaration. “You want to date me?”
“What? No—” Sanji could vomit from the absurdity. He’s one step away from strangling Zoro with his own haramaki. His cheeks burn, and even he knows how stupid he sounds, but there isn’t a universe out there that exists where he sounds dumber than Mosshead. So, his jaw tightens. “If we do this, I need a date.”
“Okay,” Zoro says, “so, like, a fluffer—?”
“NO!”
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Zoro says they can fuck around so long as they don't make it weird. They both, of course, proceed to make it weird.
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- Part 1 of that frou frou shit
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07 Sep 2025
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"This has to be a joke," Sanji muttered, poking at the colored petals. Zoro couldn't have just given him flowers.
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- 1/1
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24 Aug 2025
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About a year ago, Zoro acted on impulse and started a friends with benefits relationship with Sanji, thinking that it would stop them from fighting around their friends. It didn't, and really it was just an excuse because half a year ago, Zoro realized he was in love with the cook. But, Sanji has been clear; he wants a wife and kids and that could never be Zoro.
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- Part 3 of Post-Pirate Era AU
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13 Aug 2025
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"Objectively speaking, Sanji’s wedding day is not the worst thing to ever happen to him – there are far too many contenders for that title, but the day of his mother’s death is probably the one topping the chart – but it is on the list somewhere. And not at the bottom, at that."
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Sanji thinks he's marrying the Demon of the East, the Pirate Hunter, a member of the Worst Generation and a cruel pirate, all for his bastard of a father's benefit.
Meanwhile, Zoro is marrying the hot guy he saw once as a picture in Red-Foot Zeff's restaurant. Also, they offered him booze.- Language:
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- 55,889
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- 23/?
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06 Aug 2025
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Thanks to a false report from the Marines they fought against on an island, Sanji suddenly is believed to be married to the Strawhats' swordsman. He doesn't expect the mess it leads them to, or what a rumor could cause.
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- 17,649
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- 1/1
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- 232
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27 Jul 2025
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Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow? by poisonivory
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Super Sons (Comics), Superman (Comics), Batman (Comics), Robin (Comics)
04 Oct 2021
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After years in the future with the Legion of Super-Heroes, Jon is finally back in Damian's life, and Damian's determined to keep him in this century. If that means a little fooling around between friends, so be it. It doesn't have to mean anything.
(It just might mean everything.)
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- English
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- 46,962
- Chapters:
- 8/8
- Comments:
- 626
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- 4,983
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14 Jul 2025
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If the time is right (and the time is tonight) by maryanne_05
Fandoms: The Sandman (TV 2022)
05 Jul 2025
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When Desire’s endeavours take from Dream his ability to speak, his only chance to get it back is to get a true love kiss from his heart’s desire. Unfortunately for him, the only one he wishes for is a dense, human man who happens to be his only friend.
Hob Gadling is confused.Bookmarked by MethodicalMadness
06 Jul 2025
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After being forced to live with an injured Zoro while stranded together on an inhabited island, Sanji finds his feelings of animosity slowly changing into something else entirely. Which might be easier to swallow if he could get some decent sleep.
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- English
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- Chapters:
- 10/10
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01 Jul 2025
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A Doctor, a Rogue, and a Ruby by ponygirl
Fandoms: Doctor Who (2005), Doctor Who, Doctor Who & Related Fandoms
09 Jul 2024
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The Doctor is stubborn, and he really doesn't like leaving people behind. A S14 E06 fix-it of 'Rogue' that will probably be Jossed (Rusted?) within the next week or so. Rating to be determined when I figure out exactly how horny these two are.
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28 Jun 2025