Methoxyethane
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The King of Dick Riding vs Thirty Million Lifetimes of Sexual Yearning by Methoxyethane
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
15 Nov 2025
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If Mydei knew about Phainon breaking his bed tonight, he might have hesitated before he tried to tie him to it.
Might have.
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The King and I, and Also My Boyfriend by Methoxyethane
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
06 Nov 2025
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When the Strawhats land on an island full of alphas, their self proclaimed king takes an interest in Sanji. Sanji does not like this. Zoro likes it even less.
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Lighthouse Keeping at the End of the World by Methoxyethane
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
25 Oct 2025
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The coast was a good place to be when the Outbreak hit.
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General Reverie of the North was not so surprised to received a war bride from his conquered nemesis, in theory. In practice, however? He had no idea what to do with such a… lively and spirited… complete fucking weirdo.
(If he could read Honey’s mind? He’d only be more bewildered.)
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Worth a Thousand by Methoxyethane
Fandoms: Wind Breaker - にいさとる | Nii Satoru (Manga), Wind Breaker (Anime)
09 Aug 2025
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Anything was worth a shot, and… Well. Even if he didn’t need the money, which he obviously totally did, there was a small, secret part of Sakura that, well… Kinda wanted someone to find him attractive. His looks had caused him problems all his life, so if there was someone, anyone out there, that could actually appreciate them? It was an appealing idea.
Or
Suo offers to help Sakura take some dirty pictures of himself for the internet. Things escalate quickly.
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Collection of mostly-unrelated oneshots for the purpose of erotic enjoyment
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"A fish and a bird may indeed fall in love, but where would they make their home?"
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Works in my Galra Keith timeline where Keith and Lance bang like crazy for many many many paragraphs and also there's love and fluff and later there's babies
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Instructions to Pleasure: A Step-By-Step Guide, by Dr Veritas Ratio, PhD by lumeenary
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
12 Aug 2025
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"Few people know how to truly relax," Ratio says, perched on the edge of Aventurine's desk. It makes his thighs double in size. Aventurine's thoughts begin to scatter. "Relaxation is a process. As such, naturally there are practical, step-by-step instructions to achieve it.”
"Right," he says, forcing his gaze away. "My, doctor, could one take a guess and assume that some of the relaxation you're referring to is of the more…” He flicks his fingers. “Intimate kind?”
Something curious happens: Ratio stalls. He averts his gaze as his cheeks dust over with pink.
He recovers quickly, however, coughing into his palm and resuming right where he left off. “It would be inane to exclude the potential of intimacy.”
Aventurine is stressed. The knowledgeable Dr. Ratio offers an expert, thorough, only slightly self-indulgent solution.
Bookmarked by Methoxyethane
20 Nov 2025
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After the war, Renji finds himself closer than ever to his captain -- but desire, duty, and fear all threaten to keep them apart. As the Seireitei changes around them, Byakuya and Renji must navigate what it means to love not just in private, but in plain view.
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15 Nov 2025
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Draco Malfoy, newly employed Potions Master at Hogwarts, has enough to think about. Creating his own potions, looking after Slytherin house and trying to be a decent enough teacher was already difficult enough. The last thing he needed was an old flame ruining his chances - but one does not simply get over Harry Potter.
A Hogwarts Professor AU in which Draco teaches Potions, Harry teaches DADA, and they both teach each other a thing or two along the way.
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Bookmarked by Methoxyethane
02 Oct 2025
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For years, Ratio has assured himself that he is happy.
He has spent countless nights reaffirming that the prospect of a lifetime spent alone—basking in the quiet comforts of domestic bliss—is the most suitable path for him. Safe. Predictable. Undisturbed.
It is only fitting that Aventurine of the Stonehearts should be the one to intrude upon his carefully constructed existence and irreversibly change everything.
Veritas Ratio has reached a point in his life where the troublesome urges of his secondary gender no longer affect him, making him the ideal candidate to help the late-presenting omega, Aventurine, navigate the changes in his life. The plan is simple: They will endure Aventurine’s heats together until the new omega's cycle stabilizes.
What could possibly go wrong?
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- Part 1 of If You Wait
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- English
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Bookmarked by Methoxyethane
20 Sep 2025
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feels like summer by Anonymous
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
09 May 2025
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Megumi has a crush. Yuuji has a girlfriend. It's not a problem, until it is.
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Bookmarked by Methoxyethane
13 Aug 2025