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  1. Rec *

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    A locked folder from Shane's phone ends up on the internet for everyone to see, including his teammates. It certainly undercuts their victory against the Bears, but it'll all turn out right. Eventually.

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    09 Apr 2026

  2. Rec *

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    A reworking of The Long Game. This tells various stories that occur during that 1st, 2nd, & 3rd year when Shane is still a Voyager and Ilya a Centaur, finally when Shane becomes a Centaur himself.

    Timeline is roughly:

    Ilya's First Centaur Season:
    Rip off the band-aid - Summer- immediately after Heated Rivalry, still at the first cottage getaway.
    I Only threw this party for you - Fall - That very halloween, roughly 4 months from the cottage.
    I got to hear it from your lips - Late Fall/Winter - where Ilya is jealous of Shane getting attention by other gay men now that he's out. (Flashforward scene in the end)
    Ilya's 2nd Centaur Season:
    Can I get Shane's Number? - Fall- Troy joins the team mid-season. Nov - January
    Let's all meet Harris - Winter - Harris joins the staff in Feb.
    Ilya's 3rd Season:
    Two Drunken Nights Two Months Apart - 1 October night, 1 Jan. night. 1 press conference.
    Make no Apologies - Winter - January/Feb
    Rock Bottom to Rock Solid - Spring Playoffs to Summer
    Shane's first Centaur season:
    More to love - Sept
    Can hardly wait - Oct
    Lie, liar told you that - Nov to June

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    04 Apr 2026

  3. Rec *

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    The internet has decided that Ilya Rozanov is absolutely, definitely, 100% banging a Hollander.

    They’ve got photo evidence. Multiple sightings. Instagram stories from the same café. The man stayed OVERNIGHT at the Hollander residence.

    It’s the most legendary power move in NHL history: seduce your rival’s hot mom to assert dominance. There’s just one tiny problem with this theory. Ilya’s fucking a Hollander, all right. Just … not that one.

    Or in which Ilya’s boyfriend's mother keeps adopting him, the internet keeps assuming the worst, and Shane Hollander is having the worst month of his entire life. At least until he does something that breaks hockey forever.

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    03 Apr 2026

  4. Rec *

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    In which Shane Hollander's pubic hair goes viral, the internet colour-matches it to Pantone 15-1214 (Warm Sand), and Ilya Rozanov - creates accounts on Reddit, TikTok, Instagram, Tumblr, AND YouTube to anonymously defend his not-boyfriend's crotch using genetics Wikipedia and advanced hockey analytics.

    Features: a one-star Calvin Klein review ("very poor elastic, ruined my life"), Svetlana and Rose who have never once been wrong, and the most romantic use of the word "melanocytes" in the history of the English language according to Ilya Rozanov.

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    03 Apr 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Heart of the Bush!