MisterJazzHands



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    Hayden: Jackie is very jealous of your manny.
    Hayden: Says he’s incredible and that a bunch of the school moms are trying to get play dates with Violet.

    Shane: He is great.
    Shane: Kind of a menace, too, but Violet loves him, so I overlook some things.

    Hayden: Oh, I’m sure.
    Hayden: She also said he’s super hot.
    Hayden: Like he missed his calling as a model hot.

    Shane: Geez, Hayd. You want to marry him or something?

    Hayden: NO.
    Hayden: I just thought maybe for you, ya know?
    Hayden: You haven’t dated anyone like…ever.

    Shane: I’m not going to get involved with my daughter’s manny.
    Shane: That would be irresponsible.
    Shane: Even if he is stupid model hot.
    Shane: And obnoxiously charming and funny.
    Shane: Plus, he cooks, and has the best accent.
    Shane: And is amazing with my daughter.
    Shane: God. Fuck my life.

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    22 Apr 2026

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    I made fake Instagram posts relating to Ilya and Shane after they went public. Mostly Ilya's.

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    20 Apr 2026

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    14 Apr 2026

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    Shane’s hearing is muffled, sound bubbling in and out like he’s swimming through the lake, dipping under the surface and back into the air. He can make out a word here and there, enough to know that Rozanov is trying to get him to breathe with him. He can feel the expansion of Rozanov’s lungs against his hands as he takes deep breaths in and lets them out. Shane tries to copy him, he does, but every inhale carries the scent of him, his cologne, his skin, his hair products. The scents are so familiar to him, and he wants more than anything for them to calm him, make him feel safe, but they are doing the opposite. Why are they still so familiar to him after not being anywhere near Rozanov for half a year? Why does he still want to shove his face against Rozanov’s throat and suck in every last last hint he can get?

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    Ilya takes longer to arrive in the bathroom after they present the award together, leaving Shane time to sink into a full-blown panic attack. This leads to a very different night in Vegas and an earlier beginning to Shane and Ilya’s relationship.

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    13 Apr 2026

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    Shane nodded silently, getting the gist that Ilya’s phone was dead and couldn’t contact any of his teammates. Ok. So really there were only two things he could do here, Shane concluded. Both probably equally as stupid in their own ways.

    Either A) he could walk away, act like the rivals he and Rozanov were supposed to be. Not make whatever was going on with him his problem and move on. Or B) he takes Ilya back to him and Hayden’s hotel room and looks after him for the night until he’s sober enough to go back to his own hotel and teammates.

    Shane liked the second option more.

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    Shane finds a drunk Ilya at the bar and takes him back to his hotel room to make sure he's okay. Also Hayden is there.

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    13 Apr 2026