6 Works by MoistCake

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    Lighthearted musings from the perspective of a cat.

    Thanks to Violet, RhubarbCrumbles, Phantom, and TechnicolorWitch for beta reading and encouragement!

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    I hopped up a chair and onto the top of a bookshelf with effortless grace, then sat down to behold the splendid view. I'd discovered quite a few elevated spaces eager to be explored. The humonoids seemed uninterested, only paying these untrodden spaces any mind when I chose to investigate.

    "That's just a thing you do now," the long one remarked joylessly. "Great."

    He eyed me from the lowly distance as I twitched my tail thoughtfully.

    "Aziraphale won't like you up there, you know."

     

    I know.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,476
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
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    Silly little oneshot from the perspective of a cat.

    Thanks to RhubarbCrumbles.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,054
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    41
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    163
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    Post season 2 with an indulgent focus on the dynamic between Crowley and Aziraphale.

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    He wondered if perhaps the apocalypse had already taken place, and he was riding out the last waves of his consciousness into oblivion. What a terrible way to spend an eternity, he thought. If the world no longer existed, he should probably at least be made aware. And if it did exist, with everyone trudging along through their meaningless lives much the same as before, then he ought to at least let Nina know that her advice was awful before everything came to an end.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,951
    Chapters:
    4/13
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    96
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    1,953
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    Crowley sat on his bed watching Pride and Prejudice for the 5th time. This bed was his new home. His life raft. "Oh Darcy, you idiot!" He barked at the tv, "Can't you see you're in love?!"

    The phone rang. He considered it might be any number of Dukes, minions, or underlings of hell, and eventually settled on answering it as a phone call was still better than a visit.

    "Crowley here, in service of the dark lord Shax and Satan our master, how may I help you?"

    "Crowley, It's me." He was sure his heart skipped a beat at the sound of Aziraphale's voice.

    No answer. "Crowley, are you there? I need to see you."

    "...yes. How did you know I'd be here?"

    "There are only so many places you'd be."

    "There are plenty of places I could be. Loads. Oodles of places."

    "...will you come to the bookshop?"

    "Yes, I'm coming..."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    55,605
    Chapters:
    33/?
    Comments:
    121
    Kudos:
    185
    Bookmarks:
    52
    Hits:
    6,925
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    A short adventure set in 1907.

    Aziraphale and Crowley embark on a book heist, with Aziraphale playing the role of Mrs Bartlett.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,885
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    10
    Hits:
    156
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    A throwback to the 17th century.

    Crowley manages to convince Aziraphale to imbibe, leading to some revelations.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,846
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    250

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