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Don't Touch Me, I'm a Real Live Wire by MoonchildMuses
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
14 Jun 2026
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“What the fuck, Ilya? You’re a fucking serial killer.” He backs up into the bedroom slowly, the way you’d retreat from a raging bear, until his back hits the sliding glass door, cool against the broad span of his shoulder blades.
Ilya tuts, a feral look in his eyes, “Not a serial killer, a spree killer. You should know this, Hollander. Is it not your job to catch men like me? Or are you too busy turning a blind eye to the abusive assholes you work with, too busy covering up their crimes?”
What’s the difference between a cottage and a cabin? The amount of spree killers present, apparently. Shane’s place has quickly gone from quaint lakeside cottage to a nightmare cabin in the woods.
It doesn’t help that the killer happens to be the man Shane loves, or that his chances of survival are dwindling by the minute. Turns out, red flags just look like ordinary flags when you’re wearing rose-coloured glasses, though one would think a homicide detective would be able to sense when he's being stalked.
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I would not leave you like that by MoonchildMuses
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
07 Jun 2026
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“The first time we hooked up,” Shane starts, “you pretended you were going to leave after I made you come.” Ilya’s hand stills, still tangled in Shane’s hair, much longer now than it had been back then. Shane presses on quickly, not wanting to give Ilya any time to misinterpret where this is going. “You said you would never leave me like that.” The sentence sticks in Shane’s throat, making his mouth gummy and dry the same way as being double shifted during a game they can’t afford to lose. Shane can’t afford to lose this, either. Somewhere against his scalp he feels the faintest hum, a bid to keep going. “What if…” he has to swallow again, thickly, “what if I wanted you to?”
After a devastating loss in the Stanley Cup playoffs, where the Centaurs got so close they could almost taste the victory before the ice cracked underneath their feet, Shane needs help getting out of his own head. Ilya is happy to help.
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The Thumb of Shame by MoonchildMuses
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
19 May 2026
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Robert:
Rozanov stood there staring at him for like three minutes, the guy was getting more and more flustered, and then he got angry and told Rozanov to fuck offRozanov blew a raspberry at him and gave they guy a thumbs down!!! 🤣 Then told him to get out of the car and that he’d park for him bc he didn’t want his own car to get scratched
Nicole:
Omg??!There's an urban legend in Ottawa that if you drive or park poorly, Ilya Rozanov will appear and give you the thumbs down of shame. A group chat freaks out when one of their members gets to witness the Russian menace in action in real life.
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Save a Horse, Ride a Raider by MoonchildMuses
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
21 Mar 2026
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Maybe it’s the pressure of Ilya’s embrace, maybe Shane feels safe with his head buried in Ilya’s chest, or maybe Ilya just had to wait Shane out — but eventually he heaves out a sigh and forces out the words, sounding like he’s picking his way across a minefield. “I was thinking it might be fun to role play as a cowboy. Dad was telling me about this Western film he watched last night and it just got me thinking. Like I said, it’s stupid.”
“I reckon it ain’t, partner.” It comes out clunky and unnatural, a caricature of the old Westerns Ilya would sometimes come across when flicking through the TV channels in lonely hotel rooms during road trips.
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After the success of their last role playing shenanigans, Shane suggests they give it another go — this time he wants to tie Ilya up and ride him. Ilya, of course, happily obliges.
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- Part 2 of Heated Rivalry Backshots
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The worst plumber Shane’s ever not hired by MoonchildMuses
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
15 Mar 2026
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Shane confesses he might like to try some role play, and Ilya takes initiative to become the world's worst plumber for the day.
Mr. Landlord has a kitchen sink that isn't draining, Ilya has a plunger and a toolbox he doesn't know what to do with, and something else ends up getting drained instead.
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- Part 1 of Heated Rivalry Backshots
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When Is a Gift Not a Gift? by MoonchildMuses
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
08 Mar 2026
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When is a gift not a gift? When it requires you to arrange for a building permit. The Admirals unexpectedly decide to send Shane and Ilya a wedding gift that sends Shane into a tailspin. Ilya is equal parts amused and fearful that someone’s head is going to end up on a spike. Mainly his own.
Or, that time the Admirals think a lakeside sauna is an appropriate wedding gift.
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I'll Tell You Everything by MoonchildMuses
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
02 Mar 2026
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Ilya has always been reluctant to let anyone in, to talk about his past, yet Shane keeps prying, keeps looking for a way in from the cold. Little does Shane know, it’s cold inside, too.
It’s not until Ilya visits him at the cottage that he can finally let go enough to talk about his past, which sets off a domino effect, triggering memories from some of the worst days of his life. Lucky for Ilya, he's not alone anymore, and Shane knows how to build a fire.
Snapshots of Ilya’s past, inspired by the song I’ll Tell You Everything, by Mumford & Sons.
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Tell Them Rozanov Sent You by MoonchildMuses
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
28 Feb 2026
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The Ottawa Centaurs and the Montreal Metros are set to play against each other for the first time since Shane's transfer, a game he's been dreading. He didn't leave on good terms, and some of the players still cling to their ill-will towards him. It all comes to a head in the third period, when Shane gets violently boarded, and Ilya sees red.
"When you get to hell, tell them Rozanov sent you."
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(You Look) Perfect Tonight by MoonchildMuses
Fandoms: Shadowhunters (TV), The Mortal Instruments Series - Cassandra Clare, The Shadowhunter Chronicles - Cassandra Clare, The Shadowhunter Chronicles - All Media Types
03 Jan 2018
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An exploration of Magnus and Alec's relationship from the very beginning, told through the lyrics from Ed Sheeran's Perfect.
Magnus reminisces on how they met, their first dates, their unexpected parenthood, and everything they've accomplished together. It all ends in one perfect night, with his perfect man. -
O Christmas Tree by MoonchildMuses
Fandoms: Shadowhunters (TV), The Mortal Instruments Series - Cassandra Clare, The Mortal Instruments (Movies), The Shadowhunter Chronicles - Cassandra Clare, The Shadowhunter Chronicles - All Media Types
23 Dec 2017
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It's Magnus and Alec's first Christmas together, and Magnus convinces Alec to drive up to a tree farm to find the perfect Christmas tree. Alec isn't so keen on the idea.
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- Part 1 of Make the Yuletide Gay
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They offered me comfort (but comfort isn't you) by MoonchildMuses
Fandoms: Shadowhunters (TV), Shadowhunters, The Mortal Instruments Series - Cassandra Clare, The Shadowhunter Chronicles - Cassandra Clare, The Shadowhunter Chronicles - All Media Types
25 Oct 2017
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As all the vampires in Europe turn rogue and descend on Idris, the gang portal over to fight them. The Alliance runes come into play again, and naturally, Magnus and Alec are teamed up.
To think, that the Alliance rune might be as close to marriage as they will ever get.Magnus doesn't like the thought.
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Butterflies by MoonchildMuses
Fandoms: Shadowhunters (TV), Shadowhunters, The Mortal Instruments Series - Cassandra Clare, The Shadowhunter Chronicles - Cassandra Clare, The Shadowhunter Chronicles - All Media Types
25 Aug 2017
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The butterflies in Magnus' stomach could stay, he vowed, as long as they promised to behave.
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The proper care of Alec Lightwoods by MoonchildMuses
Fandoms: Shadowhunters, Shadowhunters (TV), The Mortal Instruments Series - Cassandra Clare, The Shadowhunter Chronicles - Cassandra Clare, The Shadowhunter Chronicles - All Media Types
21 Aug 2017
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Magnus is getting ready for bed in the evening when he hears a weird scratching noise at his door. What he finds makes him smile fondly.
Or the one in which Jace gets Alec drunk, and Magnus has to deal with the aftermath.
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Photograph by MoonchildMuses
Fandoms: Shadowhunters, Shadowhunters (TV), The Mortal Instruments Series - Cassandra Clare, The Shadowhunter Chronicles - Cassandra Clare, The Shadowhunter Chronicles - All Media Types
09 Aug 2017
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While on a day-trip to Tokyo, Alec wins Magnus a stuffed cat toy and Magnus drags him along to a photo booth. Alec is reluctant at first, but those pictures soon become his most prized possession.
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Sexual Healing Pt. 1 by MoonchildMuses
Fandoms: Shadowhunters, Shadowhunters (TV), The Mortal Instruments Series - Cassandra Clare, The Shadowhunter Chronicles - Cassandra Clare, The Shadowhunter Chronicles - All Media Types
07 Aug 2017
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Alec keeps hurting himself in order to see Magnus, Jace decides to take matters into his own hands to sort things out. Shenanigans ensue.
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- Part 1 of Sexual Healing
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Cat and Mouse by MoonchildMuses
Fandoms: Shadowhunters, Shadowhunters (TV), The Mortal Instruments Series - Cassandra Clare, The Shadowhunter Chronicles - All Media Types
03 Aug 2017
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Alec hears a shriek, and when he rushes to Magnus' aid he finds out about one of Magnus' biggest fears.
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- Part 1 of Cat and Mouse
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I can't pretend it's not the end by MoonchildMuses
Fandoms: Shadowhunters, The Mortal Instruments Series - Cassandra Clare, The Shadowhunter Chronicles - Cassandra Clare, The Shadowhunter Chronicles - All Media Types, Shadowhunters (TV)
02 Aug 2017
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Following the events of 2.18, Alec finds himself drinking on the rooftop of the Institute, contemplating how everything in his life went wrong in such a short amount of time. Dark thoughts ensue, and he realises that he will never be enough.
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Omamori Pt. 2 by MoonchildMuses
Fandoms: Shadowhunters (TV), The Mortal Instruments Series - Cassandra Clare, The Shadowhunter Chronicles - Cassandra Clare, The Shadowhunter Chronicles - All Media Types
29 Jul 2017
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Part two to Omamori. Alec finds out Magnus sleeps with the Omamori underneath his pillow, but questions Magnus when he notices one of the corners is scorched.
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- Part 4 of Twitter drabbles
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What scares you the most by MoonchildMuses
Fandoms: Shadowhunters (TV), The Mortal Instruments Series - Cassandra Clare, The Shadowhunter Chronicles - Cassandra Clare, The Shadowhunter Chronicles - All Media Types
28 Jul 2017
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Magnus and Alec are cuddling in bed, basking in the golden light of early morning, as they suddenly get onto the conversation of their fears.
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- Part 3 of Twitter drabbles
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Omamori by MoonchildMuses
Fandoms: The Mortal Instruments Series - Cassandra Clare, Shadowhunters (TV)
26 Jul 2017
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After Magnus finds out about the Soul Sword, he feels betrayed and angry. So angry, in fact, that he considers burning the omamori Alec gave him.
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- Part 2 of Twitter drabbles