MoonchildMuses
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Don't Touch Me, I'm a Real Live Wire by MoonchildMuses
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
14 Jun 2026
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“What the fuck, Ilya? You’re a fucking serial killer.” He backs up into the bedroom slowly, the way you’d retreat from a raging bear, until his back hits the sliding glass door, cool against the broad span of his shoulder blades.
Ilya tuts, a feral look in his eyes, “Not a serial killer, a spree killer. You should know this, Hollander. Is it not your job to catch men like me? Or are you too busy turning a blind eye to the abusive assholes you work with, too busy covering up their crimes?”
What’s the difference between a cottage and a cabin? The amount of spree killers present, apparently. Shane’s place has quickly gone from quaint lakeside cottage to a nightmare cabin in the woods.
It doesn’t help that the killer happens to be the man Shane loves, or that his chances of survival are dwindling by the minute. Turns out, red flags just look like ordinary flags when you’re wearing rose-coloured glasses, though one would think a homicide detective would be able to sense when he's being stalked.
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I would not leave you like that by MoonchildMuses
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
07 Jun 2026
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“The first time we hooked up,” Shane starts, “you pretended you were going to leave after I made you come.” Ilya’s hand stills, still tangled in Shane’s hair, much longer now than it had been back then. Shane presses on quickly, not wanting to give Ilya any time to misinterpret where this is going. “You said you would never leave me like that.” The sentence sticks in Shane’s throat, making his mouth gummy and dry the same way as being double shifted during a game they can’t afford to lose. Shane can’t afford to lose this, either. Somewhere against his scalp he feels the faintest hum, a bid to keep going. “What if…” he has to swallow again, thickly, “what if I wanted you to?”
After a devastating loss in the Stanley Cup playoffs, where the Centaurs got so close they could almost taste the victory before the ice cracked underneath their feet, Shane needs help getting out of his own head. Ilya is happy to help.
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The Thumb of Shame by MoonchildMuses
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
19 May 2026
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Robert:
Rozanov stood there staring at him for like three minutes, the guy was getting more and more flustered, and then he got angry and told Rozanov to fuck offRozanov blew a raspberry at him and gave they guy a thumbs down!!! 🤣 Then told him to get out of the car and that he’d park for him bc he didn’t want his own car to get scratched
Nicole:
Omg??!There's an urban legend in Ottawa that if you drive or park poorly, Ilya Rozanov will appear and give you the thumbs down of shame. A group chat freaks out when one of their members gets to witness the Russian menace in action in real life.
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Save a Horse, Ride a Raider by MoonchildMuses
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
21 Mar 2026
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Maybe it’s the pressure of Ilya’s embrace, maybe Shane feels safe with his head buried in Ilya’s chest, or maybe Ilya just had to wait Shane out — but eventually he heaves out a sigh and forces out the words, sounding like he’s picking his way across a minefield. “I was thinking it might be fun to role play as a cowboy. Dad was telling me about this Western film he watched last night and it just got me thinking. Like I said, it’s stupid.”
“I reckon it ain’t, partner.” It comes out clunky and unnatural, a caricature of the old Westerns Ilya would sometimes come across when flicking through the TV channels in lonely hotel rooms during road trips.
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After the success of their last role playing shenanigans, Shane suggests they give it another go — this time he wants to tie Ilya up and ride him. Ilya, of course, happily obliges.
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- Part 2 of Heated Rivalry Backshots
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The worst plumber Shane’s ever not hired by MoonchildMuses
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
15 Mar 2026
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Shane confesses he might like to try some role play, and Ilya takes initiative to become the world's worst plumber for the day.
Mr. Landlord has a kitchen sink that isn't draining, Ilya has a plunger and a toolbox he doesn't know what to do with, and something else ends up getting drained instead.
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- Part 1 of Heated Rivalry Backshots
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Heated Rivalry Backshots by MoonchildMuses
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
21 Mar 2026
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Sexual Healing by MoonchildMuses
Fandom Shadowhunters, Shadowhunters (TV), The Mortal Instruments Series - Cassandra Clare, The Shadowhunter Chronicles - All Media Types, The Shadowhunter Chronicles - Cassandra Clare
07 Aug 2017
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- 1,563
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Make the Yuletide Gay by MoonchildMuses
Fandom Shadowhunters (TV), The Mortal Instruments (Movies), The Mortal Instruments Series - Cassandra Clare, The Shadowhunter Chronicles - All Media Types, The Shadowhunter Chronicles - Cassandra Clare
23 Dec 2017
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Cat and Mouse by MoonchildMuses
Fandom Shadowhunters, Shadowhunters (TV), The Mortal Instruments Series - Cassandra Clare, The Shadowhunter Chronicles - All Media Types
03 Aug 2017
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- 789
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Twitter drabbles by MoonchildMuses
Fandom Shadowhunters (TV), The Mortal Instruments Series - Cassandra Clare, The Shadowhunter Chronicles - All Media Types, The Shadowhunter Chronicles - Cassandra Clare
29 Jul 2017
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A series of short drabbles based on Yara's tweets. They vary in subject and length, but they all focus on Malec.
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You Have Six Outstanding Compliance Modules by papisadhu
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
09 Feb 2026
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Shane Hollander is trying his best to keep everyone compliant with Health, Safety and Wellbeing standards at Centaurs by Design. Ilya Rozanov does his best to make Shane's job as difficult as possible.
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- Part 1 of I Hope This Email Finds You Before I Do
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- English
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Bookmarked by MoonchildMuses
22 May 2026