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“Come on! It’s almost 11:30! You don’t want to miss break time, do you?” the older man asked, already starting to walk backwards down the hallway. Lance’s blue eyes widened and all of his tiredness instantly disappeared as he quickly glanced down at the clock on his computer.
“Oh shit, I can’t believe I almost missed break time,” he said as he scrambled up from his desk and stumbled after Adam.
In the two years he’d been here, Lance had discovered that there were many perks to working at Altea Finance: the hours were flexible, his supervisor, Adam Wright, was amazing to work with and learn from, his commute from home wasn’t too bad, and he generally got along with almost everyone in the office (except James, but he’s a dick, so no body likes him). But the thing Lance loved most about this job was the little break time ritual almost everyone in this area of the office took part in.
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“Look. It was not a prank. You called the Divine Relief Office. They sent me to grant you a wish.” He sounds so certain. So firm. Almost exasperated. But Keith doesn’t believe him. Not one bit. He’s not going to be made fun of like this.
“You’re literally a student at the Garrison,” Keith says flatly. “You’re just a guy. Just a cadet. You’re literally in a college dorm with a suitcase.”
Lance’s nose scrunches, upper lip curling. He lifts his chin slightly. “I’m a student now, but I’m not just some guy. I’m a God of Happiness. More powerful than you could ever imagine. I have the power to mold and shape the world around me. I’m only here, pretending to be human, because you made a wish. And I’m granting it.” He holds his arms wide, shit-eating grin curling mockingly, and Keith feels the dread curling in his gut. “Congratulations. I’m now required to be your boyfriend forever.”
Keith accidentally calls the Divine Relief Office and is granted one wish. Lance is sent to grant the wish. But Keith thinks it’s a prank. He mockingly wishes for Lance to be his boyfriend and the wish gets granted. Surprising everyone. Now Lance is stuck on Earth, pretending to be human, and Keith is stuck with Lance.
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22 Sep 2025
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There’s Nothing in My System (So I’m Feeling What I Feel for You) by StillKicking
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
05 Sep 2025
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Keith and Lance get stung by one of two bugs: either a mostly-harmless lovebug, or a bug whose venom has no symptoms until sting victims drop dead fourteen hours later. When they insist they feel no different after being stung, the entire team assumes Keith and Lance have fourteen hours left to live. The boys are forced to await their shared fate in quarantine while the rest of the team scrambles to make an antidote in time.
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13 Sep 2025
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He’s aware of Lance talking to him, but he’s still too asleep to try to decipher whatever it is he’s blabbering about. He only starts paying attention when one of Lance’s hands goes to the drawstring of his pajama pants.
“Whoa, what are you doing?” He asks, slapping Lance’s hand away, cheeks warm.
“You,” Lance starts, pointing at him (and Keith notices that for all he’s made fun of him for the last forever for them, he’s wearing his fingerless gloves), “are not screwing up my skin care routine, man.”
(AKA: the one where Keith and Lance switch bodies.)
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09 Sep 2025
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Lance is used to having long, tiring days. Long shifts. Crying kids. Frustrated fiancé, needy dog. It’s a lot. And he barely ever-
Really, what Lance needs is a vacation - stat. And there’s no one he’d rather spend it with than his former assassin soulmate, who could use some sun.
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- Part 4 of the hitman's nurse
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04 Sep 2025
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Riding high on a well-received flirtation attempt, Lance makes a confident claim: “I bet I could woo any alien, if I really wanted to.”
“Hmmm… bet, huh?” Pidge’s eyes sharpen. “Alright, loverboy. You’re on.”
Pidge chuckles, and Hunk looks like he’s about to start biting his nails, and when he glances over at Keith it’s not nearly enough warning for what’s about to happen.
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02 Sep 2025