MrShepherdCriesAlot
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WANNA GET BETTER? by MrShepherdCriesAlot
Fandoms: Spider-Man/Deadpool - Joe Kelly (Marvel Comics), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
03 Jul 2026
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Deadpool is hired by Harry Osborn to kill Spider-Man, but he needs more information. Luckily, Peter Parker seems like just the photographer to give it to him.
Unluckily, Deadpool is far from the only person trying to pull off the whole 'kill Spider-Man' schtickSpider-Man is reaching his wit's end, doing the same thing for a decade and a half tends to do that to a man. He's wrung out, exhausted, and just about ready to throw in the towel.
Seriously! If even one more guy tries to come after him, he might just give in completely. One person! That's all it would take! And he'd be down for good!
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Mutual Salvation by mist2393
Fandoms: King Falls AM (Podcast), The Sheridan Tapes (Podcast)
15 Oct 2024
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Two years after Jack gets lost to the Void, Sammy receives a call from an old friend seeking help.
Two years after Sam lost his closest friend to the Void, he loses his partner to the same thing.
Crossover between King Falls AM and The Sheridan Tape, set in the King Falls universe.
Bookmarked by MrShepherdCriesAlot
08 Sep 2026
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Peter Parker’s Collected Spider Facts & Fictions (Vol. I) by mildmile
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
24 Sep 2026
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It's been six years since the last confirmed sighting of Spider-Man. At this point, everyone figures he's dead. But when a series of copycat Spideys show up in and around New York, the vigilante community has to reconsider the evidence, and figure out what the hell happened to one of their own.
As if that weren't enough, Deadpool arrives in New York as the newest (probationary) member of the Avengers, hate crimes against mutants are on the rise, and Aunt May's cooking has gotten even worse. Peter's life is falling apart before his eyes, and there's nothing he can do about it.
Nothing at all, that is, unless he can somehow allow himself to put aside his hard-earned apathy, and work with others once more.
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Replica by CrotalusCerastes
Fandoms: The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel
19 Aug 2026
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"I'm here for one Peter Parker, about yea high, super smart, Masters in Chemical Engineering."
"To kill or...?"
"Nah, see, he used to be the photographer for a certain webhead until aforementioned webhead disappeared off the face of the Earth."
"And why would Deadpool be interested in Spider-Man?"
"Because Deadpool's client is paying a pretty penny to get the guy killed."
Except Peter isn't Spider-Man anymore, hasn't been in 5 years. It's behind him. For good. So what's the deal?
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brownie points by godlyroman
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
07 Jun 2026
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Peter’s mumbling gets quieter and more spaced out until he’s not really defining the molecular formula for a glucose molecule anymore. He’s aware of every inch of space between him and Wade, how the closest part of Wade to him is his knees at the moment, how the little circles Wade draws into the nub of the tiny leaves look like they would feel really good.
He gets that feeling in the nape of his neck and flits his view to Wade.
Wade is looking back at him, curious.
“You want one?” He offers with a balmy laugh.
Peter is temporarily taken out of his stupor. He nods his head.
Wade picks one up, and, for only a moment, Peter imagines Wade bringing the fruit to his own lips instead of Peter’s hand. He pictures Wade pressing a soft lick to the chocolate coating, then another, before sucking the strawberry's point into his mouth, kissing it. He licks more of the chocolate until the red tip shows, and he keeps lapping and lapping and lapping—
“Say aah.”
Or: Peter has a crush on his tutor, and Wade proves that studying is more fun with him instead.
Bookmarked by MrShepherdCriesAlot
30 Jun 2026
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i don't know what that remote is for by jilliancares
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
16 Mar 2020
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Peter finally has a day to himself, and he decides to relax, maybe take out a couple of toys. But then Deadpool comes by and finds this remote on the counter and oh God the vibrator's still inside of him.
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30 Jun 2026