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    The Straw Hats are thrown back in time to before they ever became a crew, luckily with their memories still intact. How will this change their story?

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    02 May 2026

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    There are dreams, lower-case “d”, and then there are Dreams. The former are nothing more than the subconscious run wild. Nothing important, nothing to note, nothing to pay much attention to at all. They are just the products of a brain idling in sleep. And then, of course, there is the latter.

    When Sanji Dreams, he Dreams of two things.

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    In which soulmates know each other only by their most intimate Dream.

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    01 May 2026

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    “Two boys can have sex, too?” Luffy grins as he says it, like this is a normal conversation. 

    “No,” Sanji hisses vehemently at the same time that Zoro says “Yup,” grinning at Sanji with way too much teeth and seriously--who smiles like that?

    Luffy laughs and slaps a hand down on one of Zoro’s shoulders, leaning in. “Hey! Let’s have sex, then!” 

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    01 May 2026

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    “You’re lucky, Zoro,” she had spat, eyes turned up towards the sky, like she was trying to hold in tears. He'd never seen Kuina cry before. He’d never seen any expression on her face other than her teeth gritted in determination or her grinning in victory. “I want to be the greatest swordsman too. But girls grow up, and their bodies become weaker than men's. I’m never going to be the greatest.”

    Kuina tells him this, and Zoro can barely comprehend the words she’s saying. He thinks of the countless hours he’s spent training by the river bed, the green locks of his hair left on the floor after Koushirou helped him shear it all off, of the people he thought of as family a lifetime ago calling him by a name he despised. Zoro puts a hand to his chest, where he’d hastily wrapped bandages earlier that day, remembering how his body had begun changing and he didn’t understand why-

    “You’re lucky to have been born a man, Zoro,” Kuina finishes lamely.

    Zoro sees red.

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    30 Apr 2026

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    Zoro is a cambion, which means he feeds on sexual energy. A small crew like the Strawhats, its not normally enough to keep a cambion satisfied, but Sanji happens to be an abnormally sexually driven cook so it usually works out okay for Zoro. At least, it works out alright until Sanji finds out that Zoro's been taking energy from him through his dreams.

    For Sanji, he's trying to wade through the confusing mess of emotions for a certain marimo after a surprise kiss on the battle feild. It's not easy to do on a normal basis. It certainly isn't any easier when the man he has deeper feelings for is a cambion.

    Then everyone learns how important it is to keep their local cambion fed, for if they don't, someone might get eaten. literally.

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    28 Apr 2026