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    Peter Spankoffski was born laughing.

    If you ask anyone with a medical degree they’d tell you no he fucking wasn’t. Newborns don’t laugh, they can’t. They don’t even smile until a couple weeks out, and laughing is a multi-month project. It’s a developmental stage, you start with socialization, and eventually they start cooing, and then, only then, do you get laughter.

    And yet, Peter Spankoffski was born laughing.

    (Alternatively titled: What if Tinky was Pete's 'imaginary friend' the way Webby is Hannah's)

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    15 Dec 2025

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    What if Vaggie hadn't been found by Charlie on her first horrible day in Hell? What if her first encounter had been with Velvette, instead?

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    Sometimes it takes a flap of a butterfly's wings to make a big difference.

    But other times, it's something different. Something different, that changes everything

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    Bill is dropped into the wilderness of Oregon by The Axolotl, and is desperately trying to survive. He gets housed by the pines family after passing out in the forest and being taken in, but as Bill talks to Ford, he realizes that Stanford doesn’t know who he truly is, and Bill plans to use that for his advantage. Unfortunately, being human now makes it harder to use people without your stupid feeble feelings getting in the way. Oh, and Bill fucks up. More than once.

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    07 Feb 2025

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    When the Ice King decided make a trip to Wizard City, he expected there to be a brawl — rare were times when such visits went without one. What he did NOT expect, however, was that, as a result of this brawl, his sanity would suddenly return to him.

    Simon Petrikov has returned, and he possessed the power of the Crown, the land of ice and penguins, as well as a reputation as a princess kidnapper and just an unpleasant person. Oh, and the surrounding world has changed beyond recognition, now inhabited by monsters, wizards, and who knows what else.

    Has he truly regained his sanity?

    This is a translation of my own work. Link to the original: here

     

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