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    Technoblade, the Blood God, a well renowned mercenary assigned to sovereigns on the cusp of war. Blood of tyrants stained his hands, while monarchs turned their backs to him once they found use for him no longer.

    It was for the people, he told himself, for those who don't have the strength to fight back. Even if it meant letting the crowned abuse his own strength.

    Then came one assignment, by a king who did not seek the death of an enemy kingdom, no.

    “The murder of the Angel of Death,” said the king, a sneer on his lips. “At your hands.”

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    Tommy had been a blood bag for vampires all his life. He was trained. An expert, one could say. He knew to only speak when spoken to, always to do as he was commanded, never to defend himself, never to run, never to show his pain.
    He could be perfect. A perfect blood bag.
    But when the Angel of Death showed interest in him, he faced challenges he'd never thought he'd encounter.

    Or: Phil would normally never buy a living blood bag but strange times asked for unusual solutions. And he did intent to set him free as soon as possible and offer him a good life in one of his citys in the Antarctic empire. Why he ended up choosing this scared looking teenager was another question. Maybe following his originally plan would prove to be harder than he thought. Maybe his kids would love to have another brother.

    Or: Tommy is terrified, Phil gets attached - as he does. And things get better.

    Dark SBI, especially in the beginning - but Phil is a softy for fatherless kids - even if they're TECHNICALLY just a means to survival.
    This has obviously NOTHING to do with the CCs. Does that still need to be said?

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    Tommy woke up slowly, blearily blinking his eyes open as someone called out his name. 

    "There you are," the voice soothed. It wasn't Wilbur. "I was wondering when you'd wake up."

    Tommy, still half asleep, noticed one thing immediately: he wasn't in his bed. Or his chair, as he last remembered being. In fact, he was slumped against a wall, one that burned beneath his thin t-shirt that he most definitely was not wearing last. Needless to say, he was awake again within the second. 

     

    Or, Dream manages to fuck up the resurrection process more than probably intended, and now Tommy isn't TommyInnit, Traumatized Annoyer Extraordinaire™, he's just Tommy, the Minecraft streamer whose channel blew up a few months ago. But Dream doesn't need to know that.

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    08 Jun 2025

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    “What the actual fuck was that, Wilbur?!” Tommy whisper-shouted as the crowd dispersed to return to their food.

    “Um, I was singing?” Wilbur offered, unsure if Tommy’s reaction was a positive or negative one.

    Tommy laughed, like Wilbur had just said the dumbest thing imaginable. “Yeah, I fucking know. I’m asking why the hell you didn’t tell me you’re a mer sooner, man?!”

    …what?

    or, Wilbur has always felt a strange draw to the ocean. When his best friend, Tommy, introduces Wilbur to his family, the draw only gets stronger.

    or or, mermay sbi fun :)

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    Jon sighed and took a sip of his drink. He raised an eyebrow at the group as they stared in varying degrees of total shock.

    “I went to university.” he said simply, “Never have I eve-“

    “No no, hang on.” Tim cut him off, “You went on a drug bender in uni!?”

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