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    “Nah, man,” Lucas shakes his head, leaning back as he snacks on an apple, “he got, like, buff. Do you see his arms?”
    Mike does, in fact, see Will’s arms. He has not stopped seeing his arms.
    “She definitely sees his arms,” Dustin very unhelpfully points out, waggling his eyebrows, and Mike gets the overwhelming urge to bash his own head in.

    While volunteering at the Hawkins' help center, it seems like every girl around has a newfound interest in Will Byers, and Mike doesn't know why he feels the way he does.
    (Based on this tweet.)

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    30 Dec 2025

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    9k+ words of cringefail loser Mike Wheeler admiring his bestie’s biceps

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    Sarah
    Does anyone have the number for Shane's girl from Boston? I feel bad that they've been seeing each other for this long and we've never added her here.

    Jackie
    Oh good point! Let me ask Hayden.

    Jackie has added Lily to the conversation

    Lily
    what
    what is this

    Or: Ilya Rozanov is, apparently, one of the girls.

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    29 Jan 2026

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    ilya becomes one of the gurls

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    It’s not going viral because Jane’s true identity was exposed—or even because Ilya was blatantly sexting in public. That part’s as expected as Shane doing yoga or any human being on earth breathing.

    No, the texts are going viral because no one can believe how bad this “Jane” is at sexting.

    The women of the world are outraged. The men of the world are baffled. No one can understand why Ilya Rozanov, whose abs have their own fan club, is wasting his time on ‘a piece of cardboard that wished to be turned into a real girl’ (this particular joke has 300k likes and counting).

    Or: After a social media trend mocks Shane's sexting skills, he tries to improve them. It goes about as poorly as you'd expect.

    Now available in Russian

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    29 Jan 2026

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    autism yaoi core

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    Eddie is not like Steve. Eddie is not like Steve in that he does not want “six little nuggets” or whatever the fuck it is, but he wound up with the little shits anyways. And someway, somehow, he ends up being the old wise queer guy that they all come to with their gay little problems- and when he says they all come to him, he means they ALL come to him.

     

    Eight times Eddie unwillingly becomes the Gay Mentor™ and one time he does it willingly.

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    24 Jan 2026

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    Gay mentor Eddie saves local kids from bi erasure

  5. Public Bookmark 47

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    Steve and Robin accidentally spend 48 straight hours together, and they don’t mind it.

    Or: Steve and Robin go to Indianapolis, work a shift, throw a party, battle nightmares, and attend a cookout while hungover. Not in that order, and all while barely leaving each other’s company for more than twenty minutes.

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    22 Jan 2026

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    Stobin being platonic soulmates, featuring mama Steve