NeverNooitNiet
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Charles dropped to his knees, careful to avoid the corpse.
“You saved my life,” he said again. “M’lord. I am duty-bound to serve you in turn.”
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Edwin had sunk his teeth into Charles’ neck and remade him in a flash of burning pain. Given him eternal life. Their blood flowed through each other’s veins, and they’d been tangled up in each other ever since. It had been maybe the most intimate thing Charles had ever experienced.
That didn’t mean he was in love with Edwin, though.
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For all that Edwin might have resented it, Crystal’s logic was sound. He had over a century’s worth of demonic possession under his belt, and had not— as yet— perished, or utterly lost his mind. If you asked Edwin, this was all due to a technicality. If you asked Crystal, it was due to Edwin being the most miserably stubborn bastard ever to walk the earth. If you asked Charles, he’d probably go all misty-eyed and start talking about Edwin’s tenacity, or some such nonsense, which was why Charles was under no circumstances to be told about the plan.
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The thing about drugs is. The thing about Sam’s body is.
Well, look. You’ve got to be pragmatic about these things.
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in the midst of life, we are in death by NeverNooitNiet
Fandoms: Dead Boy Detectives (TV)
30 Dec 2024
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So it’s aces, really. Definitely better than whatever Edwin-less afterlife Death could come up with. Even if Charles’ last lot of friends hadn’t ended up murdering him, Edwin would still be the best friend he’s ever had.
It’s just.
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burning and fierce-eyed by NeverNooitNiet
Fandom Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
17 Apr 2019
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They’re strange things, eyes. Stranger still for two supernatural beings, one of whom happens to have been personally cursed by God Herself.
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In Mixed Company, or the Corporate Retreat of Heaven and Hell by TheOldAquarian
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
10 Feb 2020
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Every 300 years, Heaven and Hell share a company retreat on Earth during which angels and demons temporarily surrender their celestial powers.
Officially, it’s a time for fostering team unity and better understanding the needs of the client base. It’s definitely not a time for terrorizing the hotel staff with divine/diabolical showdowns, abusing the ethereal expense account, or furiously snogging your hereditary enemy. But when Aziraphale and Crowley are up for promotion, Hell breaks loose and Heaven might just break free.
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15 May 2026
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Post-9.02. Sam and Kevin have both been suffering from memory loss since the Trials ended, and Dean is acting strangely. Sam suspects a supernatural cause, but Kevin's not so sure either one of them has a firm grasp on reality. Or: another way the Ezekiel arc could have played out.
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18 Apr 2026
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Clouds of The Darkness cover areas of the country causing strange effects. Amnesia in one place, hundreds of thousands to sleep in another. Sam and Dean are at the epicenter. Sam has lost his memory and Dean’s trying to find him. Crowley wants to stop his mother. The Angels want to stop the Darkness and think they may need to let Michael and Lucifer out of the Cage to help.
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Someone else enters the dream. It’s a guy in a black suit, nicely trimmed beard. “Moose,” the guy says, British accent. “This is a fine fuck-up.”
“I think…this is a dream,” he says.
“Of course it’s a dream,” the guy says. “Thanks to your lovely ink I can’t find where you actually are. Where are you, by the way?”
“I don’t know. I’m looking for someone. I’m pretty sure he’s getting irritated at me for taking so long.”
“You’re dreaming that Dean is pissed at you?” The man rolls his eyes. “Moose, darling, you may have just ended the world and you’re worried that Dean is pissed. Why am I surprised. Find a crossroads and ring me up, I want to talk about what we’re going to do about Rowena..."
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18 Apr 2026
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NOW IT IS TIME FOR QUESTIONS FROM OUR LISTENERS. TODAY WE HAVE A QUESTION FROM BYLETH, COMMANDER OF THE MEPHITIC LEGIONS. OH, IT’S A QUESTION FOR THE ANGEL.
Crowley’s hands clenched on the steering wheel.
BYLETH, COMMANDER OF THE MEPHITIC LEGIONS, WRITES, “CROWLEY IS A CRAVEN TRAITOR SO WE UNDERSTAND WHY HE ASSOCIATES WITH AN ANGEL. BUT WHAT’S IN IT FOR THE ANGEL? WHAT IS HE GETTING OUT OF THIS?”
“That’s a good question,” said Aziraphale.
Crowley glared at him. “No, it isn’t.”
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Cut off from access to Earth, the hosts of Hell find other ways to torment Crowley. Aziraphale provides a refuge.
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08 Dec 2023
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For a whole forty-three minutes and fifteen seconds, Aziraphale does not think about Crowley.
Post-s2 finale. Maybe this new job isn't all it's cracked up to be.
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02 Dec 2023