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In Mixed Company, or the Corporate Retreat of Heaven and Hell by TheOldAquarian
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
10 Feb 2020
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Every 300 years, Heaven and Hell share a company retreat on Earth during which angels and demons temporarily surrender their celestial powers.
Officially, it’s a time for fostering team unity and better understanding the needs of the client base. It’s definitely not a time for terrorizing the hotel staff with divine/diabolical showdowns, abusing the ethereal expense account, or furiously snogging your hereditary enemy. But when Aziraphale and Crowley are up for promotion, Hell breaks loose and Heaven might just break free.
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15 May 2026
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Post-9.02. Sam and Kevin have both been suffering from memory loss since the Trials ended, and Dean is acting strangely. Sam suspects a supernatural cause, but Kevin's not so sure either one of them has a firm grasp on reality. Or: another way the Ezekiel arc could have played out.
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18 Apr 2026
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Clouds of The Darkness cover areas of the country causing strange effects. Amnesia in one place, hundreds of thousands to sleep in another. Sam and Dean are at the epicenter. Sam has lost his memory and Dean’s trying to find him. Crowley wants to stop his mother. The Angels want to stop the Darkness and think they may need to let Michael and Lucifer out of the Cage to help.
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Someone else enters the dream. It’s a guy in a black suit, nicely trimmed beard. “Moose,” the guy says, British accent. “This is a fine fuck-up.”
“I think…this is a dream,” he says.
“Of course it’s a dream,” the guy says. “Thanks to your lovely ink I can’t find where you actually are. Where are you, by the way?”
“I don’t know. I’m looking for someone. I’m pretty sure he’s getting irritated at me for taking so long.”
“You’re dreaming that Dean is pissed at you?” The man rolls his eyes. “Moose, darling, you may have just ended the world and you’re worried that Dean is pissed. Why am I surprised. Find a crossroads and ring me up, I want to talk about what we’re going to do about Rowena..."
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18 Apr 2026
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NOW IT IS TIME FOR QUESTIONS FROM OUR LISTENERS. TODAY WE HAVE A QUESTION FROM BYLETH, COMMANDER OF THE MEPHITIC LEGIONS. OH, IT’S A QUESTION FOR THE ANGEL.
Crowley’s hands clenched on the steering wheel.
BYLETH, COMMANDER OF THE MEPHITIC LEGIONS, WRITES, “CROWLEY IS A CRAVEN TRAITOR SO WE UNDERSTAND WHY HE ASSOCIATES WITH AN ANGEL. BUT WHAT’S IN IT FOR THE ANGEL? WHAT IS HE GETTING OUT OF THIS?”
“That’s a good question,” said Aziraphale.
Crowley glared at him. “No, it isn’t.”
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Cut off from access to Earth, the hosts of Hell find other ways to torment Crowley. Aziraphale provides a refuge.
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08 Dec 2023
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For a whole forty-three minutes and fifteen seconds, Aziraphale does not think about Crowley.
Post-s2 finale. Maybe this new job isn't all it's cracked up to be.
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02 Dec 2023
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their solitary way by orphan_account
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
14 Oct 2023
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Crowley breaks the rules. Aziraphale intervenes the only way that he can.
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28 Nov 2023
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To call this nightmare familiar would be understatement, but long experience did nothing to blunt the edges of his fear, and everything to make the anticipation choke him. So when a figure appeared in the corner of his vision, he swallowed and shut his eyes.
In the wake of Kevin's death and Dean's Mark, Sam faces the resurgence of an old problem--Lucifer's back.
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20 Jun 2022
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Finally, Aziraphale spoke. “You mean to say— you got us married?”
“Just as a precaution, I never really thought I’d end up discorporated again, it’d been ages, you just don’t get stampedes or assassinations like you used to —”
“You got us married, and you didn’t tell me?”
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Crowley gets inconveniently discorporated. And it’s not like it’s ever been easy to get a new body, but this time around, things really aren’t looking good. His new innuendo-obsessed lust-demon of a coworker honestly isn’t helping things.
Meanwhile, Aziraphale has a dead body to contend with, and an occult mortician & his very normal daughter to fend off. What lengths will he go to in order to get Crowley back to Earth?
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02 Feb 2020
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Like Brief Constellations by terrible_titles
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
19 Oct 2019
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I hadn’t known, when I was young, what I do now. That you can create something so far beyond the reaches of what you understand that they will go out and become something that you can no longer protect.
An absentee God forces Aziraphale and Crowley to take up the slack when Heaven and Hell decide to end Her human experiment for good (and evil).
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26 Jan 2020
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28 Sep 2019
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Somewhere in a field in Hampshire by 5-door Wasabi (Ignica)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV), Cthulhu Mythos - H. P. Lovecraft
29 Oct 2020
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Abominations of the Mythos run on a different metaphysics to Biblical entities; they have partial immunity to things that would obliterate an average angel or demon. So even Heaven will recruit one sometimes, after centuries of vetting. But there’s no changing what you are, and sometimes, that gets H’zr aph’aal down. It’s all very well for H'aaztre, now a Duke of Hell. Hell doesn’t mind a bit of ooze.
Crowley would’ve known how to cheer Aziraphale up, of course. Hell has the best tunes, and Crowley had been a legitimate demon.
If only Crowley were here.
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27 Jul 2019
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East of the Sun, West of the Moon (And Other Tales) by soft_october
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
09 Jul 2020
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Ongoing series of one shot fairy tale retellings starring two ethereal beings much better at loving the Earth and each other than following orders, sticking to tropes, and not mucking about in stories that don't belong to them.
Newest Tale: Tam Lin - In a slightly different Garden of Eden, an angel and a demon find something they were missing within each other.
Everything is fine and dandy, until She demands Aziraphale return to Heaven.
Crawly won't let her take him.Bookmarked by NeverNooitNiet
14 May 2019
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Made Flesh by rfsmiley
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
11 May 2019
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AU in which Crowley is two entities, and Aziraphale isn’t sure how he feels about either of them.
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04 May 2019
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A Glittering Instrument by malicegeres
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
17 Nov 2019
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"Look at Satan. Created an angel, grows up to be the Great Adversary. Hey, if you're going to go on about genetics, you might as well say the kid will grow up to be an angel... No. Upbringing is everything. Take it from me."
Crowley has a daughter, and through the centuries she makes him and Aziraphale question everything about themselves, each other, and their place in the world.Series
- Part 1 of The Melanie Crowley Cinematic Universe
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14 Apr 2019
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10 Apr 2019
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when dawn came stealing up all gold and blue by piedpiper
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
16 Mar 2014
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"Come on, I'll walk you home," says Crowley, when he's parked the jeep at the end of the street with Aziraphale's bookshop on it and the Water Music tape has played itself to an end.
(Missing scene from the end of Good Omens, between Saturday and Sunday. Crowley is unconscious, Aziraphale is introspective, and things are on their way to being all right again.)
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27 Jan 2019
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Professional Ascendants by DwarvenBeardSpores for Petimetrek
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
08 Jan 2019
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The Apocalypse has been averted. Anathema Device has burned the Further Nice and Accurate Prophecies. Sarah Young barely noticed the whole thing.
And that's just the beginning.
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11 Jan 2019
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such selfish prayers by spargelseason
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
29 Dec 2017
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Crowley, while still apparently comatose, had somehow managed to wrap himself so thoroughly around Aziraphale on their way up, that any attempt at dropping him onto the mattress without being pulled down as well proved futile.
And hence, quite defeated, Aziraphale found himself lying in a warm tangle of Crowley and blankets. He felt a little stunned.
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21 Dec 2018
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in the shadows by insertcleveracejoke
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
12 Dec 2018
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An angel's wings wouldn't do it. Demons still had those, if a bit better groomed.
It would have to be an angel's halo.
But angels were fiercely protective of their halos, with good reason. An angel deprived of their halo would never be truly human, but they couldn't do miracles, and their connection with Heaven, their aura, and their overall strength all heavily suffered. Crowley had heard it wasn't painful, just a sense of weakness and vulnerability that was terrifying for an immortal being. For it to ever happen was rare. Angels who took off their own halos always Fell, humans didn't have what was needed to touch them, and demons would never steal a halo. It was whispered that touching a halo- stealing it from an angel- was the worst death a demon could suffer. Worse than holy water.
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10 Dec 2018
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Mirror, Mirror by ImprobableDreams900
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
26 Sep 2017
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Adam, Eve, and Crawly flee Eden through the Western Gate, and it turns out that that simple decision makes all the difference in the world...
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- 10/10
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01 Dec 2018