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good things don't learn from themselves by ZamalV
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
02 Dec 2025
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Shang Qinghua let out a long, shaky breath. “Right. Okay. Sure. No problem. I can work with that. That’s fine.” He shifted the baby in his arms, looking down at the tiny, squirming face, the damp lashes clinging together. “You hear that? As long as you make it to the sect, everything’s good. Easy quest conditions. No trauma required.”
Luo Binghe made a faint snuffling sound, unimpressed.
Shang Qinghua’s smile collapsed almost instantly. “Oh, gods, what am I saying?” He scrubbed a hand over his face, leaving another smear of drying blood. “I’m not qualified for this! I can barely keep myself alive half the time! You need—uh—you need a responsible, kindhearted woman from a humble background with good soup-making skills, not a chronically overworked peak lord-slash-spy!”
The baby responded by making a small, gurgling noise that sounded alarmingly like agreement.
“Don’t sass me,” Shang Qinghua muttered. “You’re, like, twelve minutes old.”
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Just another fic where Shang Qinghua ruins canon and gains a son.
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No Particular Destiny by Anonymous for sailoregg
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
07 Dec 2025
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In which Airplane transmigrates into a void demon instead.
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I Want To Marry The Beautiful Ice Prince But I'm The Protagonist Of A Xianxia Webnovel And Have To Become Demon Emperor First by ZsforSs
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
09 Dec 2025
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Shen Yuan is reborn as Mobei Jun's little brother and accidentally breaks the entire plot.
Will he survive the Northern Desert's brutal succession fights? Will he figure out Luo Binghe is in love with him before their wedding? Does he have any idea how difficult he is making things for his poor Airplane Bro??
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Your Boyfriend Doesn't Plot? Sounds Lame. by Anonymous
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
09 Dec 2025
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Shang Qinghua goes to give his tragic character-daughter the quiet but respectful funeral she never got in PIDW. The only problem(?) is that she isn't dead yet. Fortunately, he happens to know a guy who knows a thing or two about keeping his mouth shut. Hell, he barely talks and his poker face? Sublime. Immaculate. A real iron fortress.
SQH, hauling around a half-dead woman who obviously just gave birth: "Dawang, please watch my, eh, cousin. I need to make her some medicine. Also she may or may not be wanted by the law. This needs to be kept on the down-low."
MBJ, a demon prince who recognizes SXY both from whenever he went out to beef with HHP and from rather prominent rumors in the Demon Realm: "... En." -
snipers solve 99% of all problems by silentwalrus
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 Feb 2025
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Ed had thought, after the whole Promised Day, homunculus, entire country harvested for alchemical batteries thing, the batshit quotient of his life would have settled down some. He really ought to have topped out the meter with that one. But no. The bullshit is just getting started.
“Are you fucking kidding me,” Ed demands. “The wizards?”
Podfic & Chinese translation available! See notes