NoMotNeedSleep
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Gakushuu's debatable manual for handling 184 birds (please, he doesn't need that many birds) by NoMotNeedSleep
Fandoms: Assassination Classroom
22 Mar 2026
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“So, I really don’t want to sound like the stereotype, saying all Asian people look the same, no offense, really, but,” Ava stretches out the vowel as she props up her head, “you’re like a carbon copy of your dad. It’s almost scary, like a mini clone.”
“Wow, really? I never noticed before. That’s crazy,” Gakushuu deadpans, and he hopes it sounds as dead as he feels. No wonder no one noticed a ten-foot yellow balloon of an octopus at their school campus, if that’s the observation skills everyone’s been blessed with.
“Very funny,” she rolls her eyes and gestures at him with her pen. “Listen, I’m just saying if that’s how you’re gonna look like as an actual adult, damn.” She whistles and Tyler very soundly chokes on nothing.
“Did you just call my dad hot?” Because ew. Ew.
Ava just shrugs while Tyler clearly tries not to suffocate. (He doesn’t sound very successful.)
“Don’t hate the player, hate the game. But I mean it, it’s kind of scary. You’re not actually a clone, are you?”Gakushuu lets his head bang against the table.
“Just kill me.”
Or: The one in which Gakushuu is a responsible adult and definitely not avoiding anything.
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- Part 3 of The Normanverse
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“I’ve been wondering—”
“Now, now, don’t overexert that pretty little head of yours.”
“Yeah, yeah, shush it.” She rolls her eyes. Christ on a stick, do all men have to be born with that fucking superiority complex? Whatever nutter posted that the Radio Demon is such a gentleman needs to be committed right now.
“As I've been saying, I’ve been wondering. Your deal with Vox? It doesn’t make any sense.”
She still can’t forget the literal baby talk he offered the deal with. Like a parent trying to get their toddler to eat some broccoli. And Vox fucking fell for it, hook, line and sinker. Hell, he threw himself off the cliff of self-respect and rationality as soon as the other even opened his mouth.“I would say it’s been a well worth investment.” He spins in his chair, sitting sideways with his legs crossed over the armrest.
“It sucks and you know it. Unless,” she examines her nails, “there’s something you’re hiding, of course.”
Or: Somehow Velvette keeps getting stuck with babysitting their literal prisoner. (Vox should really look up the definition of that word, thank you very much.) At least the Radio Demon makes for a half-decent conversation partner.
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Gakushuu’s questionable tutorial on enduring his peers (and adopting a supernatural, murderous entity in the process) by NoMotNeedSleep
Fandoms: Assassination Classroom
23 Jan 2026
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“Oh, you did not watch the child endangerment trials on TV.”
Right, he’s not in Japan, these people probably don’t know about the whole ‘human experiments middle school murder plot covered up by airing his family’s dirty laundry’ thing.
“The what?” His teammate Ava chokes, and yeah, Gakushuu actually doesn’t really want to get into that right now. Like, no thanks, he’s fine.
“Doesn’t matter. Anyways,” he claps his hands like an elementary teacher and gives them his best saccharine, I-would-rather-be-anywhere-but-here media smile, “where’s our fourth group member? Last time I checked, sleep deprivation made me see things double, not vanish people, and I only count three of us.”
“He’s a no-show, but…” He stops listening. Fantastic, exactly what they need for this torture of a project. The ground looks very inviting. Gakushuu actually finds himself contemplating the benefits of just faceplanting right now.
“What was this about brainwashing? Can we just circle back like two sentences, please?” Tyler asks.
“Nope.”
Or: The one in which Gakushuu suffers through his group project, gets stabbed and stockholms a doll. Not in this order.
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- Part 2 of The Normanverse
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Humans are social creatures.
And even though Rui wasn't human anymore, it still rang true for him. He yearned for that connection, for the closeness that pervaded everything they did. Despite knowing that it was impossible for him.Until he met Edward. Selfish asshole Edward.
Or: A short exploration of the effect of the reaper curse on Rui's life and his complicated feelings regarding Edward.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 750
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 18
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- 61
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He’s really dead.
It should feel worse, but somehow it’s the same as the last few years. It feels… hollow.
No, that’s absurd, he still had plans, so much he wanted to do, didn’t he? He should be angry, furious, blood boiling under his skin or at least sad, he still wanted to, he, he…
Was there anything he was still living for?Stranded in an abandoned mimicry of Japan, Gakushuu is faced with the decisions he has made in his life.