NoSarcasmForYou
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This is a slow-burn, post-apocalyptic love story. With radiation. Violence. Poor life choices. And, eventually, supermutant smut.
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Size Disparity and Other Woes by NoSarcasmForYou for cruisercrusher, messyjester
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom
19 Jun 2023
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How Yunobo learned to stop worrying and started to love the size difference.
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Ilumbarada by NoSarcasmForYou
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
17 Jan 2021
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What if after the snap, Bucky didn't vanish but was rather transported to the Zelda universe?
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As per family tradition, Illumi is expected to become a patron of something anything really, but he hasn't found the right activity just yet; Will a random encounter with a colorful and violent street fighter change this?
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Inspired by one of the craziest and most exciting moments in my current Skyrim play through.
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Ganlink Nonsense by NoSarcasmForYou
Fandom: crack - Fandom, The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Hyrule Warriors
13 Apr 2017
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Where Do You Go To (My Lovely) by king_finn
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
05 Oct 2020
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He doesn’t know how long he’s been running – could be minutes, could be hours – but his legs are burning, lungs heaving, every noise around him drowned out by his own footsteps, his frantic gasping, and his heartbeat, loud in his ears.
He still doesn’t know what happened, even now, even as he runs for his life from the man he loves most.
Geralt comes back from a hunt not quite himself, and Jaskier is forced to run.
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- Part 5 of What A Wonderful World
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14 Oct 2020
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If Jaskier insists on acting like a damsel in distress then Geralt will treat him like one.
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This Thing We Have, Forged Bonds by Sevent
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
22 Feb 2020
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Jaskier has a great many things. Names, titles, duties, and—cousins. A lot of cousins. And they're all insufferable.
Geralt learns that blood does not make family.
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- Part 6 of Geraskier Week prompts
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Being a Pankratz Boy by merthurlocked
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
24 Feb 2020
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Jaskier grew up in a big family.
He grew up with love and knowing what love was but because his family was so big, because he was the youngest he had to learn to fight more for the attention, he had to learn to hold and latch onto the attention when he got it.
Because of this Julian is different, he chooses to love and in doing so, has a higher capacity to love than most people.
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- Part 1 of The Pankratz Boy
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you know that you can wind me up by neverazombie
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
20 Feb 2020
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“No.”
Geralt turned back to his harvesting of the corpse, kneeling down to pry open the garkain’s mouth, and could hear Jaskier sputtering in disbelief. Let him work himself up. There wasn’t a chance in hell Geralt was giving him his own shirt.
((Spoiler: Geralt definitely gives him the shirt.))