NobleMalone
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Nicodemos is your typical down-on-his luck adventurer, the exiled son of a noble house looking to sell his services as a mercenary. He was also cursed by a witch to have a vagina.
Florian Webster is the only son of his wealthy parents, who have sent him on a "pilgrimage" to the surface, with little more than an (admittedly generous) allowance and a burdensome amount of language dictionaries.
To Nico's misfortune, Florian is the only person desperate enough to hire him. In their resulting journey, they fall headfirst into adventure and unfortunate circumstances.
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A collection of short, unedited pieces from my tumblr, including Kiyanaw addendums and AU musings.
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Only Ride in the Night by Sad Cowboy Malone (NobleMalone)
Fandoms: Red Dead Redemption (Video Games)
29 Jul 2019
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By the end of the first week, Charles had been longing for his soft, shared bed and the warm goose-down duvet that he’d selfishly gifted Arthur, back when he’d still been skinny with sickness and prone to chills. By the end of the second, his gut was aching with homesickness and he’d dreamed of strong, warm, calloused hands that overknead bread and weave through his hair like water around smooth river stones. Now, after three weeks, all Charles wants is a hug and a clean pair of socks.
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Kîyanaw – Us, inclusive; you and me.
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- Part 7 of Kîyanaw
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That Bad Type by Sad Cowboy Malone (NobleMalone)
Fandoms: Red Dead Redemption (Video Games)
10 Apr 2019
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It doesn’t matter none, though, because it doesn’t even seem the outlaw is listening; he’s busy using one hand to spread Arthur wide, the other guiding the barrel of the gun to gently lift Arthur’s balls where they hang, vulnerable and exposed. Arthur can feel the man’s hot, eager breath ghosting over his asshole and he groans – wants that filthy mouth on him more than he’d ever admit.
“I’m not going to hurt you,” the stranger says, and Arthur can hear the wicked devious smile in the lilt of his voice. “At least, not much, anyway.”---
Kîyanaw – Us, inclusive; you and me.
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- Part 6 of Kîyanaw
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With My Heart So Whole by Sad Cowboy Malone (NobleMalone)
Fandoms: Red Dead Redemption (Video Games)
04 Apr 2019
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It’s still novel, this; the casual, familiar touch, whenever and however he wants, with no worry of prying eyes or gossiping lips. Charles had taken to it easy, especially once Arthur’d been well, but it’d taken Arthur longer to acclimate to their new-found solitude – privacy weren’t something he’d ever had before. The first time Charles had kissed him out in the open, he’d nearly socked the man in the jaw before he’d realize there weren’t no one around to mind what they got up to.
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Kîyanaw – Us, inclusive; you and me.
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- Part 5 of Kîyanaw
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Kîyanaw by NobleMalone, Sad Cowboy Malone (NobleMalone)
Fandom Red Dead Redemption (Video Games)
29 Jul 2019
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Blood, Hatred, Money, and Rage by NobleMalone, Sad Cowboy Malone (NobleMalone)
Fandom Red Dead Redemption (Video Games)
13 Mar 2019
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This is another fic about blow jobs. Among other things.
"You gonna be quiet for me, Johnny?" Arthur murmured, and John shuddered, because Arthur only ever called him that anymore when he was fixing to do something mean.
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- Part 2 of Sex and Cigarettes
Bookmarked by Sad Cowboy Malone (NobleMalone)
01 Feb 2025
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An erotic character study of pre-game John and Arthur's mutual antagonism and it's implications vis-a-vis--
j/k this fic is about blowjobs.
You'd think after all this time, John would have figured out the perfect way to say 'just let me suck your dick, you fucking asshole', but that was usually conveyed in subtext.
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- Part 1 of Sex and Cigarettes
Bookmarked by Sad Cowboy Malone (NobleMalone)
01 Feb 2025
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Make a Thing Go Right by hansbekhart
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Daredevil (TV)
13 Dec 2015
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Sam meets Steve Rogers and Bucky Barnes on a Thursday night, at a burlesque show, and how it happens is this:
It's already late, later than he should be out on a weeknight, but the theme of the show was a super hero revue and there was no way he was gonna miss that. It's loud in the venue, which is the back space of what probably used to be a warehouse right near the Gowanus Canal, and Sam's already had a few. He's up at the bar during the break, watching the act. He doesn't hear someone say, "Behind!" so when he steps away from the bar, he smashes right into the guy who'd just done the Captain America routine up on stage, and knocks his drinks to the ground.
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Or, I wanted to see more stories that captured the weirdness and complexity of being queer, in your late 20s, and trying to date in Brooklyn - which is my life - so I wrote one. Takes place in the MCU.
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- Part 1 of Do it Til We Get it Right
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- English
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- 100,442
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- 16/16
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Bookmarked by NobleMalone
31 Jul 2020
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I Pray For Myself, But I Never Learn by trashcangimmick
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
29 Oct 2019
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Scenes from the objectively strange courtship of Billy Hargrove and Chief Jim Hopper.
Bookmarked by NobleMalone
22 Aug 2019
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Cherry Bomb by Hyperthetical
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
11 Apr 2015
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The Winter Soldier's new handler doesn't look like Steve.
Bookmarked by NobleMalone
13 Jun 2018