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    Hermione Granger and her colleague (and, though she sometimes hates to admit it, her friend) Theo Nott, are busy at the Research Institute for the Alchemical Sciences, working together on an innovative, though secretive, project that more than one person might like to get their hands on. She doesn't have much time for dating, and certainly isn't ready to think about starting a family.

    But after an exciting, though unexpected, one-night stand, she finds herself pregnant. With Draco Malfoy's baby.

    As her research continues, as her pregnancy progresses, will she be able to make room for Draco in her life?

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    06 May 2026

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    Four years ago, Hermione Granger failed to reverse her mother's obliviation. Now, she is twenty-six, single, and unemployed. Her sole focus in life has been healing her mother until St Mungo’s newest healer, Draco Malfoy, re-enters her life with his six-year-old son in tow.

    Together, Draco and Hermione work to find a cure for her mother before it’s too late. Along the way, they may discover there is more to life than what they had both previously settled for.

     

     

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    06 May 2026

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    “We can pretend,” she whispers, tugging on him. “Like we used to.”

    Or: a step-sibling incest AU.

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    27 Apr 2026

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    The faint scratching sound of quill on parchment ceased immediately, replaced by a baleful snap as said quill broke unexpectedly in two – the delicate spine of the feather unable to withstand the sudden added pressure exerted from Draco's white knuckled grip.

    Apparently the know-it-all swot had also enrolled in healer training at St Mungo’s after the war. And now she was here. In France. In his hospital. Waiting in the lobby. Part of the group of exchange healers he would be working with for the next year.

    Fuck him.

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    Living in France as a respected mediwizard, Draco has left his past far behind him and across the English Channel. Now... if only his past had stayed there– Apparently someone didn't get the memo.

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    13 Apr 2026

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    She sat at her desk, pulling out a fresh parchment and quill.

    Dear Malfoy,

    Thank you for your services

    ~

    Godric. Services? Really? That was just awful. Barbaric even. What was she, some patron of a man of the night?

    She groaned audibly, her hands sliding down her face in self reproach before pulling out a fresh piece of parchment, vanishing the embarrassment off her desk. It was completely unsalvageable in her opinion, best to pretend she wasn’t so witless.

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    Hermione decides its best to end her situationship with Malfoy while she can still salvage her feelings. Except she has no idea a pissed off Auror did not take kindly to her idea and is on his way with retribution in mind.

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    13 Apr 2026