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Kaveh sees Alhaitham with what seems to be a coworker. The 2 seems to be getting a bit too close and Kaveh decides to take action
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09 Sep 2026
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wild and untamed by pomegranatewaffles
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
27 Aug 2025
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The public baths of Okhema had strict rules regarding nudity and intimacy, especially where it could be exposed to inappropriate eyes. Here, it seemed no such rules existed. Some of the warriors busied with washing themselves, scrubbing their bodies with honey-scented soap. Some of the warriors busied with washing each other, allowing light kisses or lingering touches in between. The rest of the warriors were engaged in activities that could barely be qualified as bath-related.
“Phainon,” one of the women called out, “will you not join us?”
phainon seeks out an alliance with queen gorgo and somehow catches the eye of her daughter, mydeimos.
alternative summary: mydei breasted boobily and titted towards phainon.
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08 Sep 2026
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To boost the Chrysos Heirs’ popularity, Caelus suggests a themed photoshoot, with Phainon chosen as the first model. However, only Mydei doesn’t get to see his attire until the day of the shoot.
When Mydei arrives carrying the pomegranate juice and the fig wood cane, he finds Phainon sitting on the coffin-shaped prop like a divine offering: snow-white hair trails down his back, adorned with gold and purple, and a chiton clings onto him, barely covering his torso. One bent leg reveals an unfair amount of thigh.
The sight leaves him breathless… and strangely irritated.
One thing leads to another, and Mydei accidentally trips, spilling the juice all over Phainon. Phainon slips, and they end up tumbling into the coffin. Then, the door creaks open.
Mydei panics. He shoves Phainon to the side, slips in behind him, and closes the lid shut.
Locked inside together, they’re pressed close in the tight, dark space. The heat between them is unbearable, and every movement ignites a tension they neither expected – nor can deny.
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07 Sep 2026
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“He never wanted this. He was supposed to be an alpha. He trained like one. He dreamed like one. He was going to protect people, not end up like this—weak and needy and not himself. Yet no matter how hard he fought, his body betrayed him at his weakest moments, reminding him of the truth he despised.”
In a world where ones future is shaped by biology, Phainon presents as omega. A complete opposite of what he wanted to be.
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03 Sep 2026
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Let me be your own Icarian carrion by kosmimi
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
23 Mar 2025
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Mydei has drunk a love potion. Supposedly. At least, according to Phainon.
There are three things he must do: fool the Deliverer himself, keep his real feelings hidden while maintaining a lovestruck facade until the love potion supposedly wears off, and hopefully not lose his dignity in the process.
Kephale's worldbearing tits, what a hassle.
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01 Sep 2026
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Not so hard to knock on the door, now? by Akak_Mimi
Fandoms: Nijisanji (Virtual Streamers)
14 May 2026
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Maybe this time, both Kaelix and Seible won't forget to knock on the door... unless?
.˚ ✦ . . ˚ . . ✦ ˚ . ★⋆. ࿐࿔
. ˚ * ✦ . . ✦ ˚ ˚ .˚ ✦ . . ˚ .This is for #NSFWPolybeatWeek2026, Day 1: Caught masturbating
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- Part 47 of VTUBER SHIPS
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20 Jul 2026
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Phainon’s streaming again at the Marmoreal Market about his antique appraisal. As usual, Mydei listens in as he reads through the comments for any weirdos, reporting all the disrespectful ones.
Then, a comment suddenly flashes by: “mydei straight af i would’ve asked for a thigh job if phainon was my sparring partner”
It stops Mydei in his tracks. What the fuck does that even mean?
The commenter continues: “i mean mydei spends so much time with him but is too much of a wimp to do anything. if i were him i would have jumped phainon by now and shown him a real calamity”
That’s it.
He presses the report button without hesitation and sets his teleslate down a little harsher than necessary. The strange people Phainon attracts sometimes… Mydei feels bad for him. No one should have to deal with this kind of garbage just for being… himself.
Before he even realises it, his body is moving on its own. He leaves his room and starts heading towards the market.
What awaits him afterwards is something he doesn’t expect.
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21 Jun 2026
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During the Month of Joy, Castorice gets Phainon to help manage her handicraft booth. Among her creations is a set of Chrysos Heir dolls— chubby, palm-sized cotton cuties.
Phainon discovers the Mydei doll.
a.k.a Phainon doing everything in his power to prevent mini Mydei from being sold. Price hikes, white lies, rubbing one out and fumbling the bag in front of Mydei, in that exact order.
Boyfailure Phainon enjoyers, this one's for you.
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19 Jun 2026
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bunnies and tentacles. oh my. by gh53h54w2
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
04 Jul 2025
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working at a playboy bunny escort establishment can be hard..
what if your customer of the night was a man eating tentacle monster?what if you werent even an escort and just worked there as the chef but the tentacle monster didn't even care and kept talking about impregnating you?
lots to think about today for Mydei.- Language:
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16 Jun 2026
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Pearly Whites by Anonymous for moshaeu
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
01 Jul 2025
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“Can I eat you out?”
Mydei nearly knocks the pan off the stove.
Phainon thinks she might be bad at oral. She asks Mydei to help her practice. And then asks again—this time for practice with her strap.
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- Part 7 of anon hoyoverse fics
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16 Jun 2026
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Phainon wants to be good for Mydei. He wants to give back instead of just receiving all of Mydei's... 'Affection'. When a conversation in the public baths that gets Phainon thinking, he runs into the very man he had been thinking about. Intent on taking care of Mydei, Phainon tries to take charge but finds out he has a bit of a... Praise kink.
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09 May 2026
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“Are you the one that’s been haunting the village over there?”
The siren peeked around the rock. His single visible eye had gone from a bright, burning turquoise to a more mellow shade of cerulean.
“Um, kind of? It’s—it’s a long story.”
“I was hired to exterminate you,” Mydei informed him mildly. It was a much less appealing prospect than it had been before he’d heard him speak, but well. Siren. That was the whole point. “You’ve been luring men to their deaths.”in which mydei takes a young, guileless siren under his wing, and suffers the consequences.
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09 May 2026
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fourth month: cravings by crimson_snowdrift
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
25 Apr 2025
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Fighting against the black tide all alone for nearly two decades is certainly tough. Any normal man would've probably gone insane within the first few months, but Mydei survived all of that—sanity intact. He'd defied death thousands of times before through sheer will alone, shutting away the whispers of the dead from his mind.
Needless to say, the King of Castrum Kremnos took great pride in his outstanding mental fortitude. Having survived countless tribulations, he thought that nothing could possibly disturb his tranquil state of mind—and that had been true for the first three years of him retiring from the battlefield, until—
“Mydei… be honest. Don't you love me anymore?”
Until he had to deal with a very pregnant Phainon, with his very pregnant mood swings and very pregnant demands.
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- Part 4 of of amber and aquamarine
- Part 1 of Pregnon 😋
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09 May 2026
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“Tell me, Deliverer.”
“That useless piece of amber would’ve never been capable of fucking you like this. It wouldn’t please you not even a quarter of what I’m giving you right now, Princess.”
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After stumbling upon leftover emerald in the battlefield, Phainon's curiosity to feel more connected with Mydei through his creation piques.
The customized smoothed-out slab would be the replacement for Mydei- Phainon's desired companion. The very same night he was able to use his newly found toy, an interruption occurs...
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09 May 2026
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One-sided Rivalry of Ridicule by kxvbzs
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
15 Feb 2025
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“Hmph, I’m not a lightweight, I just personally dislike the taste of alcohol,” The other chimed in.
“Pfft–right, because it’s too bitter for you,” Phainon commented, receiving a glare from the prince. It would’ve been threatening if it weren’t for the fact that the man in front of him was downing on his cake like a child who hasn’t eaten in decades, giving himself a generous bite of pancake each time. The knight snickered while Mydeimos did not say a word. The silence from the crowned prince was a signal that the ongoing back and forth had ended and Phainon knew Mydei lost to this small banter.
Or..
Five times Phainon teases and the one time Mydei teases back or alternately, Mydei and Phainon being whipped for each other five times and the one time they took action.
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15 Apr 2026
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For the past few hours, Phainon's room had been filled with the sounds of their banter and moans. For the past few hours, they'd been locked together in a game of dominance that Phainon had always lost, though he was determined to win the 'competition' altogether.
Mydei and Phainon fuck competitively
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15 Apr 2026
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“What is this?” Mydei asks as his gaze falls upon the filthy creature restrained by the guards.
“A gift from your father,” one of them says and Mydei arches a fine brow.
“A gift from the King? How kind. Might you explain, though, why my gift is hissing?”
Prince Mydeimos of Castrum Kremnos, a renowned alpha warrior with a deep disdain for omegas, receives an unexpected "gift" from his scheming father, the King. Far from the submissive creatures Mydei despises, Phainon challenges him to a fight, demanding protection in exchange for his obedience. Intrigued by Phainon's unusual defiance, Mydei agrees to entertain this madness.
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14 Apr 2026
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Phainon has always been a strange person. He’s talkative, vocal, and… loud. He does a lot of weird things too, to the point where Mydei barely reacts anymore. That is, until something happens that makes Mydei question just what is going on with Phainon.
When an enemy catches Mydei off guard, Phainon rushes in to take the blow – stupid, considering Mydei’s the immortal one. However, something else catches them by surprise.
The thing bites Phainon in the ass.
In desperation, Phainon bends over and yells at Mydei to hit it, and Mydei slaps it as hard as he can. The resulting sound is a resounding smack that echoes throughout the area.
“Nnngh—!”
And that, too.
Mydei stares at Phainon in shock. Phainon, to his credit, looks equally mortified by the odd sound he just made. Mydei feels a little bad about it, but Phainon just brushes him off.
It doesn’t stop there. More strange things like this happen, Phainon laughing it off each time, and Mydei can’t help but wonder: What exactly is Phainon trying to hide?
Another question also lingers in his mind: Why does Mydei keep getting strange thoughts about him too?
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13 Apr 2026
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Phainon pesters Mydei to do a “training exchange” with him. Mydei reluctantly agrees, only to find himself lying on the ground with Phainon leaning over him.
“You know,” Phainon says casually, “back when I used to train with the other Okheman guards, I’d do this with them all the time.”
Mydei narrows his eyes. “With the other guards?”
“Yeah,” Phainon replies. “They’d always help me check my form and give me advice.”
For some reason, he steps over Mydei’s body, placing his feet just above either side of his hips. “They’d lie down over here, like you, just to make sure I was doing it right.”
Mydei’s eyes widen. “What do you—”
And then Phainon bends his knees and lowers himself, all the way down. He stops right above Mydei’s groin, and it’s close, so close that the heat from his body is almost palpable, but still out of reach.
“With them under me, watching… I’d move up, and down, up, and down…”
He shifts his hips as he says it, moving in slow, deliberate rolls.
Then, leaning in just a little, he drops his voice to a low whisper, knowing Mydei can hear every word. “And I’d say thank you when I came down on them… every single time.”
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13 Apr 2026
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“A duel” the knight shouts, his greatsword at his side.
The prince looks him up and down, sizing up the bold offer.“If I win,” the knight continues, “you and your soldiers leave my town. Leave as you came.”
“And if I win, I want you.”(Or- Phainon loses the duel, forcibly becomes Crown Prince Mydeimos's consort, faces his past, stops a rebellion, or maybe starts it, and falls in love. Not necessarily in that order)
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09 Apr 2026