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All Bacon wanted was three bottles of tomato sauce before the next commercial break. Instead, he found a refrigerator box, a block of cheddar the size of a brick, and two coworkers on the world’s strangest date. Noob is thrilled, Elliot is mortified, and the raccoons have already wrecked the condiments. Between the gibberish love poetry and the “kidnapping,” Bacon is one hallway away from quitting. Who even approved this script? And how does a man hunting for ketchup end up as the unwilling witness to a romance no one asked for?
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- Part 7 of Noob's Oneshots
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A shy, anxious Bassie slowly falls for Goob whose kindness never pushes and never gives up. Months of quiet trust later in the Gardenview Apartment, she lies awake in their moonlit bedroom, wrapped in his stretchy “lover hug,” with no defenses left to guard. Isn’t that what home feels like: someone who waits, stays, and holds it all with you?
ART OF THEM IN EVERY EVEN CHAPTERS (odd chapters are fics)
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- Part 5 of Goob x Bassie fics (bcuz Noob is a loser)
- Part 6 of Noob's Oneshots
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After another brutal night of rhythm and peril, BF’s exhaustion finally cracks his invincible stage persona. At three a.m., in the rain-soaked quiet of their apartment, his girlfriend reminds him he doesn’t have to fight, just rest, and be held.
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- Part 5 of Noob's Oneshots
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- English
- Words:
- 1,002
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- 1/1
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How to Keep Noob Away From Your Money by baskethugsswag (Noob_Fan), Noob_Fan
Fandoms: The Untitled Roblox Show (Roblox), Roblox (Video Game)
20 Oct 2026
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Bacon buys an ultra-high-tech biometric safe to stop his roommate Noob from draining his savings on pizza. But Noob skips the hacking entirely, hauls the three-hundred-pound vault out the door, and trades it to a terrified clerk for fried chicken. Then he tries to pry it open with a plastic fork. Who could possibly outsmart a guy with such flawless logic?
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- Part 4 of Noob's Oneshots
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- English
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- 1,871
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- 1/1
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My DW AU fanfic 2 (HIATUS!) by baskethugsswag (Noob_Fan), Noob_Fan
Fandoms: Dandy's World (Roblox)
18 Oct 2026
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ima write this bcuz I can no longer put more than 75 tags in My DW AU fanfic 1 anymore :(
only ships and memes
Botany Bloomington included (fluffypicnic fanchild)Waxwell behaves like JoJo Siwa in chap 6 btw-
QUEENS OF MISCHIEF IN CHAP 7 !!!!1!1!1!!!!!!11!!!!!
Most fics are Fluffypicnic/Lilycuddles/Floral hugs btw (OR MILITARY GUNS...)
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- Part 2 of My DW AU fanfic ahhh
- Part 3 of Goob x Bassie fics (bcuz Noob is a loser)
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Noob's Oneshots by baskethugsswag (Noob_Fan), Noob_Fan
Fandom Dandy's World (Roblox), Friday Night Funkin' (Video Game), Kavra's Roblox Stories (Web Series), Roblox (Video Game), The Untitled Roblox Show (Roblox), The Untitled Roblox Show (Web Series)
23 Oct 2026
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- 10,193
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- 7
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Goob x Bassie fics (bcuz Noob is a loser) by baskethugsswag (Noob_Fan), Noob_Fan
Fandom Dandy's World (Roblox)
21 Oct 2026
- Words:
- 54,082
- Works:
- 4
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My DW AU fanfic ahhh by baskethugsswag (Noob_Fan), Noob_Fan
Fandom Dandy's World (Roblox)
18 Oct 2026
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ima write my dw au fanfic, my dw au fanfic 2, my dw au fanfic 3, etc.
only ships and memes lol
Botany Bloomington included (fluffypicnic fanchild)
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- 49,581
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Flufftober - Day 27 - Meeting in the Middle
BF & GF try to make a cake, it goes as badly as you'd expect
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- English
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Bookmarked by Noob_Fan
21 Oct 2026
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Story based on a twitter meme, yes I’m serious.
Bookmarked by Noob_Fan
21 Oct 2026
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Bookclub :3
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Would you trade away everything important to you for fame? Even if it meant leaving your life and abandoning your morals?
Well, Glisten sure did.
aka.
Glisten becomes a main toon, but it’s a little more trouble than it’s worth.
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Boyfriend walked down the street, making his way to the Dearest's mansion, holding in his rage and his tears.
He just wanted to get away from his home and his parents for a while and be in peace, but even in safer and better places, he felt like he didn't belong and his mind ran a mile a minute.
Luckily for him though, he's got a loving and caring partner who will help him through his struggles no matter what.
Bookmarked by Noob_Fan
20 Oct 2026