10 Works by Noob_Fan
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All Bacon wanted was three bottles of tomato sauce before the next commercial break. Instead, he found a refrigerator box, a block of cheddar the size of a brick, and two coworkers on the world’s strangest date. Noob is thrilled, Elliot is mortified, and the raccoons have already wrecked the condiments. Between the gibberish love poetry and the “kidnapping,” Bacon is one hallway away from quitting. Who even approved this script? And how does a man hunting for ketchup end up as the unwilling witness to a romance no one asked for?
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- Part 7 of Noob's Oneshots
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,222
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Hits:
- 1
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A shy, anxious Bassie slowly falls for Goob whose kindness never pushes and never gives up. Months of quiet trust later in the Gardenview Apartment, she lies awake in their moonlit bedroom, wrapped in his stretchy “lover hug,” with no defenses left to guard. Isn’t that what home feels like: someone who waits, stays, and holds it all with you?
ART OF THEM IN EVERY EVEN CHAPTERS (odd chapters are fics)
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- Part 5 of Goob x Bassie fics (bcuz Noob is a loser)
- Part 6 of Noob's Oneshots
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After another brutal night of rhythm and peril, BF’s exhaustion finally cracks his invincible stage persona. At three a.m., in the rain-soaked quiet of their apartment, his girlfriend reminds him he doesn’t have to fight, just rest, and be held.
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- Part 5 of Noob's Oneshots
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,002
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Hits:
- 25
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How to Keep Noob Away From Your Money by baskethugsswag (Noob_Fan), Noob_Fan
Fandoms: The Untitled Roblox Show (Roblox), Roblox (Video Game)
20 Oct 2026
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Bacon buys an ultra-high-tech biometric safe to stop his roommate Noob from draining his savings on pizza. But Noob skips the hacking entirely, hauls the three-hundred-pound vault out the door, and trades it to a terrified clerk for fried chicken. Then he tries to pry it open with a plastic fork. Who could possibly outsmart a guy with such flawless logic?
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- Part 4 of Noob's Oneshots
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,871
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Hits:
- 1
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My DW AU fanfic 2 (HIATUS!) by baskethugsswag (Noob_Fan), Noob_Fan
Fandoms: Dandy's World (Roblox)
18 Oct 2026
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ima write this bcuz I can no longer put more than 75 tags in My DW AU fanfic 1 anymore :(
only ships and memes
Botany Bloomington included (fluffypicnic fanchild)Waxwell behaves like JoJo Siwa in chap 6 btw-
QUEENS OF MISCHIEF IN CHAP 7 !!!!1!1!1!!!!!!11!!!!!
Most fics are Fluffypicnic/Lilycuddles/Floral hugs btw (OR MILITARY GUNS...)
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- Part 2 of My DW AU fanfic ahhh
- Part 3 of Goob x Bassie fics (bcuz Noob is a loser)
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Barret tries to date Noob and ended up getting oofed
JOKE FIC DON'T TAKE THIS SHIP TOO SERIOUSLY
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- Part 2 of Noob's Oneshots
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 26
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Hits:
- 3
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Don't leave me alone in this dark world again... by Noob_Fan
Fandoms: Roblox (Video Game), Kavra's Roblox Stories (Web Series)
11 Oct 2026
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Trapped in the dark abyss of death, Noob’s only anchor is the memory of Red Dress Girl—his savior, his queen, and the absolute center of his universe. When a chaotic resurrection thrusts him back into the land of the living, he finds himself swept into a relentless war of revenge and bloody retribution against Red’s past victims, including Lavender, Blue Boy, and Sia.
As old enemies close in and the ultimate sacrifice is made to protect him, Noob must confront the all-consuming, desperate devotion he holds for a woman made of fire and chaos. Will their dark bond survive the grave, or will the sins of the past finally tear them apart?
Noob's POV btw
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- Part 3 of Noob's Oneshots
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,571
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 15
- Hits:
- 22
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Bacon's and Noob's FIRST fic oneshots by BaconIsSleepyXD, Noob_Fan
Fandoms: Roblox (Video Game), Dandy's World (Roblox), Arsenal (Roblox)
10 Oct 2026
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Goob changes his gender-
Gabby btw
A straight ship addict writes Yuri for the first time lol-
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- Part 4 of Goob x Bassie fics (bcuz Noob is a loser)
- Part 1 of Noob's Oneshots
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,489
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Hits:
- 24
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yep my AU but only ships and memes
some chapters are Sr Pelo-inspired, while others don't BCUZ I WANT TO WRITE FICS BY MYSELF, tbh I love memes in fics btw
y'all can listen this song :All of Me by John Legend, bcuz I love this song so I've made Goob serenade Bassie in chapter 11 (THE SHIP LOOKS SO CUTE AURGHHHHHHH)
Most fics are Fluffypicnic/Lilycuddles/Floral hugs btw (OR MILITARY GUNS...)
NOT SUPPORTING QWEL, I DON'T EVEN HATE HER FOR REMAINING IN DW
Series
- Part 1 of My DW AU fanfic ahhh
- Part 2 of Goob x Bassie fics (bcuz Noob is a loser)