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In Which a Casual Comment Restructures Diplomatic Protocol by Nostaeryn
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
24 Apr 2025
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Izuna was having a long day. The Hatake Clan Chief was shouting. Tobirama was not helping. Madara was definitely not paying attention.
So when Izuna muttered, “Oh, fuck me,”
Well. The Hatake heard him.Now there’s public armour removal in the council chamber, a demand for witnesses, and Tobirama volunteering with a perfectly neutral, “I’ll observe.”
Behind the chaos: a crack in the mask. Missions nobody questioned. Systems nobody stopped. And Madara, finally realising that peace isn’t enough—not when it’s built on his brother’s silence.
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F.U.B.A.R.
American military acrynym describing a situation as "Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition"
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26 Apr 2025
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GUYS READ THIS IF ITS THE LAST THING YOU EVER DO, I PROMISE YOU, YOU WON’T REGRET IT
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Orochimaru is on the edge of breaking when someone unexpected pulls him back to solid ground. When the time comes, he returns the favor.
Written by Blackkat.
Bookmarked by Nostaeryn
25 Apr 2025
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This fic is amazing, and to now have the opportunity to *hear* it???? Amazing
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An unexpected run-in with some reclusive forest witch has unfortunate repercussions for the Uchiha clan head. The monthly 'transforming into half a fish' incidents are bad enough, but to make matters worse, the curse has apparently convinced his stupid seaweed brain that Senju Tobirama is the coldest tall glass of water this side of the Naka.
Madara just wants to politely mind his business from the comfort of dry land, please and thank you.
05:28:25 :: Written by RanchDressy.
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25 Apr 2025
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Ahhhhhhhh there’s podcasts of Naruto fics *and* they sound amazing??? I’m one happy bean over here