11 Bookmarks by NotJaneAusten
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“This is Penelope. She moved into the house across the way. She’s allergic to nuts, but she has her EpiPen.”
Five times Bridgertons decide to stop eating nuts, and the time Colin realizes he’d given them up a long time ago.
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03 Apr 2026
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take me like you do in your dreams by missparker
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
04 Apr 2025
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Colin convinces Penelope to share custody of a dog. It's purely platonic. Just best friends, raising a dog. Nothing to worry about at all.
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Bookmarked by NotJaneAusten
02 Mar 2026
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In which Penny finds a fun alternative to paintball, and Sheldon dusts off an old skill. And everything starts to change.
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22 Dec 2025
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07 Oct 2025
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Inflicting Affection [Or Five Times Fili Failed to be Wooed, and the One Time He Was] by littlebrownshoe (Wolfy_Tales)
Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
10 Dec 2014
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It started with a bouquet, which made Fili go in to anaphylactic shock. It was a clear sign of things to come, when it concerned a human attempting to court an oblivious dwarf.
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09 Sep 2025
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to fill my mouth with your name by Somedeepmystery for Turningleaf
Fandoms: The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (2015)
30 May 2018
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Cohabitation can lead to awkward situations. When Illya accidentally walks in on Gaby taking care of her own needs, he can't make himself walk away. Then he hears something he absolutely can't resist.
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18 Jun 2025
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use your words by murderbymushrooms
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
18 Dec 2022
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“What are you getting out of this?” Penelope demanded, “Can’t you just do this as a favour to me?”
“It will amuse me,” Michael drawled. “And I want something to hold over Colin Bridgerton’s head next time he tries to wriggle out of attending a public event I booked for him.”
“You’re insane. And no.”
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Michael Stirling issues Penelope a challenge, make Colin hard without laying a single finger on him.
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Bookmarked by NotJaneAusten
09 Jun 2025
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Hello, Gorgeous! by Fire_Lily89
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
15 Mar 2023
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When her friend Genevieve suggested she... explore other options to finally end her sexual drought, Penelope only laughed at the idea. Later that night, however, she could not help but check out the cam site her friend had recommended.
Deciding she did not really have much to lose, she finally made an account and started scrolling through the page. What she saw was truly eye-opening, if not somewhat scarring.
She had almost given up for the day when she found him...
He was the most handsome man she had ever seen in her life and just the sight of him had her dripping wet. As soon as she entered a private chat and heard his voice for the very first time, Penelope knew she was done for.
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Bookmarked by NotJaneAusten
09 Jun 2025
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There's been a string of attacks in Mayfair. When Penelope is the most recent victim, Colin Bridgerton is faced with a potential he had never considered.
Losing her forever.
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Bookmarked by NotJaneAusten
25 May 2025
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Pansy Parkinson was the last person Neville expected to find in the underbelly of the ministry archives. Neville Longbottom is the absolute last thing Pansy needs disrupting the secluded life she's carefully carved out for herself.
Too bad for both of them, he's never been one to walk away from a flower in need.
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“Hello?” he called out, before knocking on the tightly shut door. The space was so eerily quiet and empty, that for a moment he wondered if anyone had remembered that they were supposed to meet him here. “Erm…I’ve got an appointment? Longbottom? Here to see ah… the… well, I suppose the archivist?”
There was the sound of a chair scraping against the floor and several objects being moved around. Then the door opened just a fraction.
“You’re here about the Malfoy property records?” Asked a prim little voice from behind the barrier.
“I am.”
A pale, delicate hand slipped through the crack in the door and handed him a too-slim folder.
He took note of the slender fingers that held the folder before the hand disappeared once more; they ended in pearlescent pink-tipped nails.
Merlin, he really was a fool for pretty hands.
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Bookmarked by NotJaneAusten
27 Apr 2025
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Pansy Parkinson wakes in St. Mungo's unable to remember something important.
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Bookmarked by NotJaneAusten
26 Apr 2025