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    In 1965, Voldemort became Minister for Magic. In 1968, the leadership of the Order of the Phoenix was destroyed, the remnants of the terrorist organisation driven underground. By 1970, all was well in Great Britain.

    The year is 1984. Sirius Black has just turned 25. He's rich, he's powerful, and most importantly--he's bored.

    But all of that is about to change.

    8/24/23
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    05 Jul 2023

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    Lllll

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    Neil’s mother had refused to allow him to pick up an instrument on the run. She’d never told him that she was trying to save him from himself, but here Neil was, years later, playing music—and yet, he was still breathing. All at once, Neil was hit with a wave of sickening guilt and vicious triumph. I’m alive, Mom. I’m alive.

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    an au in which neil joins a band, makes some music, and gains a family

     

    Russian translation here

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    02 Jun 2023

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    L

  3. Public Bookmark 28

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    "Certainly, I think most academics found the exclamation "Holy shitballs, I've just been railed by aliens!" to be out of keeping with their vision of the historical Kant [...]"

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    16 May 2023

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    Wrf

  4. Public Bookmark 19

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    Neil rolled over and stared up at the ceiling. He’d get to play exy, eat regularly, and sleep somewhere with heating- presumably. Not a bad way to spend his last months. And hey, maybe his mother would come back from the dead and kill him herself if he went to Palmetto. Little victories.

    What if Neil gave up completely on making it through the year when he went to palmetto? What if Neil just did not give a single fuck? Maybe things would turn out better.

    PODFIC

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    12 May 2022

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    YES

  5. Public Bookmark 7

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    Kevin has two very bad weeks on Duolingo. Neil is the antithesis of Duo the Owl because he makes you want to give up on learning a language (by being a little too competitive). Andrew is just there to witness the chaos, until he ends up Falling In Love™.

    The rest of the Foxes are just Suffering Witnesses (but they suffer a lot less than Kevin, the poor thing).

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    the duolingo au bullet point fic

    Podfic of the duolingo owl is watching you (but Neil Josten watches harder) by PolzkaDotz.

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    10 May 2022

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    This is hilarious