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GRWH: Get Ready with the Hollanovs by slec
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
15 Feb 2026
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Shane just wanted to drink his coffee, but now he’s braiding hair on a 4K camera setup in his kitchen.
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- Part 2 of GRWM (Hollanovs)
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15 Feb 2026
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In the middle of their second year, Draco and Harry discover they're soulmates and do their best to keep it a secret from everyone.
Their best isn't perfect.
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“Are you trying to get killed, Potter?” Malfoy drawls, stalking forward. Quick as a serpent himself, he reaches out and grabs the snake just below the head. It thrashes in his grip, but is no longer able to bite anyone. “This is a poisonous snake, and I doubt anyone brought a bezoar with them.”
Harry glares. He opens his mouth, and feels the beginning the snake’s language pass his lips, and this isn’t what he wants, what’s the point of insulting Malfoy if he can’t understand him –
Malfoy’s eyes widen. He slaps his hand over Harry’s mouth, “Potter, what the hell–”
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27 Jan 2026
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Unaccompanied Minor by jadejabberwock
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Jan 2026
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In this universe, no one breaks Harry out of his cupboard. No Hagrid, no Hogwarts letter, no magic to save him. Just a twelve-year-old boy who realizes that waiting for rescue is a fairy tale, and fairy tales don't come true.
So Harry saves himself. Stolen passport, £520, and a flight to Canada that leaves him alone in a foreign city with no plan beyond "survive."
He wasn't looking for Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander. But they found him anyway.
And it turns out that learning to skate is a lot like learning to trust: you fall down a hundred times before it finally clicks.
(Or: The one where Harry Potter runs away to Canada and accidentally finds a family.)
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- Part 1 of HP + Hollanov
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11 Jan 2026
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Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov, star players and fiancés of the Ottawa Centaurs, have shared both love and triumph on and off the ice, including two Stanley Cup victories. But when a devastating hit leaves Shane with partial amnesia, he forgets only Ilya—the man he once loved and imagined a future with.
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08 Jan 2026
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The MILF Theory (And Why the Internet Got It Wrong) by pucksandpower
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
29 Dec 2025
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The internet has decided that Ilya Rozanov is absolutely, definitely, 100% banging a Hollander.
They’ve got photo evidence. Multiple sightings. Instagram stories from the same café. The man stayed OVERNIGHT at the Hollander residence.
It’s the most legendary power move in NHL history: seduce your rival’s hot mom to assert dominance. There’s just one tiny problem with this theory. Ilya’s fucking a Hollander, all right. Just … not that one.
Or in which Ilya’s boyfriend's mother keeps adopting him, the internet keeps assuming the worst, and Shane Hollander is having the worst month of his entire life. At least until he does something that breaks hockey forever.
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04 Jan 2026