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    Shane just wanted to drink his coffee, but now he’s braiding hair on a 4K camera setup in his kitchen.

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    15 Feb 2026

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    In the middle of their second year, Draco and Harry discover they're soulmates and do their best to keep it a secret from everyone.

    Their best isn't perfect.

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    “Are you trying to get killed, Potter?” Malfoy drawls, stalking forward. Quick as a serpent himself, he reaches out and grabs the snake just below the head. It thrashes in his grip, but is no longer able to bite anyone. “This is a poisonous snake, and I doubt anyone brought a bezoar with them.”

    Harry glares. He opens his mouth, and feels the beginning the snake’s language pass his lips, and this isn’t what he wants, what’s the point of insulting Malfoy if he can’t understand him –

    Malfoy’s eyes widen. He slaps his hand over Harry’s mouth, “Potter, what the hell–”

    ~

    (Now with a TV Tropes page!)

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    27 Jan 2026

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    In this universe, no one breaks Harry out of his cupboard. No Hagrid, no Hogwarts letter, no magic to save him. Just a twelve-year-old boy who realizes that waiting for rescue is a fairy tale, and fairy tales don't come true.

    So Harry saves himself. Stolen passport, £520, and a flight to Canada that leaves him alone in a foreign city with no plan beyond "survive."

    He wasn't looking for Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander. But they found him anyway.

    And it turns out that learning to skate is a lot like learning to trust: you fall down a hundred times before it finally clicks.

    (Or: The one where Harry Potter runs away to Canada and accidentally finds a family.)

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    11 Jan 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 38

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    Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov, star players and fiancés of the Ottawa Centaurs, have shared both love and triumph on and off the ice, including two Stanley Cup victories. But when a devastating hit leaves Shane with partial amnesia, he forgets only Ilya—the man he once loved and imagined a future with.

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    08 Jan 2026

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    The internet has decided that Ilya Rozanov is absolutely, definitely, 100% banging a Hollander.

    They’ve got photo evidence. Multiple sightings. Instagram stories from the same café. The man stayed OVERNIGHT at the Hollander residence.

    It’s the most legendary power move in NHL history: seduce your rival’s hot mom to assert dominance. There’s just one tiny problem with this theory. Ilya’s fucking a Hollander, all right. Just … not that one.

    Or in which Ilya’s boyfriend's mother keeps adopting him, the internet keeps assuming the worst, and Shane Hollander is having the worst month of his entire life. At least until he does something that breaks hockey forever.

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    04 Jan 2026

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    Shane and Ilya have a lot of sex. A lot of hot, intimate, dirty sex. But sometimes they don't. Sometimes, for one reason or another, they find more intimacy in the unexpected moments where their plans to fuck don't work out.

    Or:

    Shane and Ilya taking care of each other.

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    I: Shane Hollander has too much to drink.
    II: Ilya Rozanov gets the fucking flu.
    III: Shane Hollander suffers an Autistic shutdown.
    IV: Ilya Rozanov misses his mother.

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    02 Jan 2026

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    It wasn’t fair, because Shane didn’t even do it on purpose. His ignorance was a product of years of repression. They’ve been together for more than a decade, and they’ve fucked, fought, and everything in between — but somehow Shane was still oblivious to the warning signs of his heat. In the days before it came, Shane would pace about the house in a huff; sweat on his brow, gnawing on a candy bar, complaining about a headache, befuddled as to his own state of dysfunction.

    He always smelled like absolute fucking sin too. It took all Ilya had not to drop to Shane’s feet, mouth open, tongue at the ready, and offer his enthusiastic services. Ilya tried to do so, early on in their relationship, but Shane kicked him away like he was a nosy terrier, tsked at and scolded for its eagerness to serve.

    Finicky little omega. Ilya would die for him, truly.

    (Or, the trials and tribulations of Shane Hollander's heat cycle).

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    21 Dec 2025

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    20 Dec 2025

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    A twitch of Rosanov’s lips, a ghost of one of the smiles Shane knows, before it's gone. He watches, fascinated, as pink lips curl around the words, “You hook up in bathrooms now?”

    “What? No. I didn't come here to hook up–”

    Rosanov rolls his eyes, letting his head tip back and land against the wood of the door with a thunk, exposing the long column of his throat. Shane catches a flash of twin scent glands hidden beneath his collar, red against the pale expanse of his skin. “Boring," he says to the ceiling, "What is point, then?”

    Episode 4 of Heated Rivalry, the A/B/O remix

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    19 Dec 2025

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    Yes, Shane Hollander had always been a bit of a goody-two-shoes, and he never really got over how nice it felt for his hard work to be acknowledged, to do what was asked of him. To know he was *good*. And if he got that thrill from doing what Ilya said, if he got those words he craved delivered in that honey-thick accent, who was he to deny Ilya?

    So Shane did as Ilya asked and rolled onto his stomach.

    – or, the day shane's vibrating with nervous energy, and ilya finds out exactly what shane needed to quiet his brain

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    19 Dec 2025

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    Four times Shane wears something that belongs to Ilya, quietly and in private. Plus one time Ilya does the same, and everyone at Centaurs practice definitely notices.

    Takes place during The Long Game, when their relationship is still secret.

    Featuring: A sweatshirt, socks, Irina Rozanov's cross necklace, an Ottawa Centaurs hat, and a Montreal Voyagers shirt.

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    17 Dec 2025

  12. Public Bookmark 14

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    Carlos sucks on his collarbone and he feels his worry of prevention and hiding washing away by waves of want, relaxing the tense posture he was keeping up until now.

    “No me importa nada de entrevistas o cualquier otra estúpida cosa quieren desde nosotros–“

    Prevention.

    He needs to prevent things from escalating further. He needs to prevent their relationship from being discovered.
    He needs to prevent the world from hurting what is his.

     

    Or,

    Jannik's anxieties spike after the Six King Slam and he can't stop thinking. Carlos's solution? Make your boyfriend brainless by praising him to high heaven!

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    27 Nov 2025

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    26 Nov 2025

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    Carlos isn't that into racing....but he is into Jannik Sinner

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    20 Nov 2025

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    When your dad is Harry Potter, your face shows up in Teen Witch, your social media videos go viral, and sometimes your life depends on pretending to date your metamorph godbrother, whom you've been over for years, thank you very much. Or, the one where James and Teddy do animal yoga and risqué karaoke and their families could do with seeing fewer videos of them snogging.

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    28 Oct 2025

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    Years ago, if you asked Draco what he thought would be the hardest part of building a life with Harry Potter, he would've said the beginning: convincing Potter to give him a chance, taking that chance, the vulnerability of a first kiss.

    He would've been wrong.

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    28 Oct 2025

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    Albus’s life is as it has always been; he’s trying not to let on that he’s in love with his best friend while also having to dodge tickling spells hurled at his groin during duelling practice. But then he and Scorpius are hit with an illegal hex—they have to have sex, or the curse will deplete their magical life-force. It’ll be fine, Albus thinks. They will have sex and then pretend it never happened. No big deal. Right?

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    26 Oct 2025

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    At 24, Teddy is preparing to start his first 'proper' job since leaving school. Thankfully, his God-father Harry is there to help him over the summer...which would have been perfect except for one small problem: James got hot.
    Teddy is now faced with a dilemma; suppress his feelings and hope they go away, or give in to them and risk ruining his relationships with everyone he holds dear.

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    24 Oct 2025

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    James really enjoys his life. He likes sharing a flat with his best mate, Teddy. He likes being work-partners with said best mate. He likes going out at the weekends and shagging random girls. At least, that’s what he tells people. The truth isn’t that simple, and when James accidentally manages to get hit by a curse that makes him unable to lie he learns that hiding the fact that he’s completely and utterly arse over tit in love with Teddy is more complicated than expected.

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    04 Oct 2025

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    James and Teddy are best mates. Teddy doesn’t see anything out of the ordinary about the fact that he is attracted to James; as far as he’s concerned, the entire world must be. But when James poses nude for a charity calendar, the walls of denial Teddy’s built around his heart begin to crumble.

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    04 Oct 2025

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