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More bicker from two people that hate each other but still got married, had a kid, and enjoy each other’s company. A new guy tries to play hero and Yule is not having it. It’ll look bad for their cause! That’s it! That’s all. Swearsies.
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Noelle, what happened, my dearest? by NotyourAverage_writer
Fandoms: No-good Noelle (Visual Novel)
25 Nov 2024
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Noelle comes home from grocery shopping without the groceries in tears! Of course Yule can’t let that slide, it makes him feel weird.
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“You have a tiny Hobbit,” Fíli said, sounding astonished. “Why do you have a tiny Hobbit?” Kíli asked, his voice suspicious. “Did you get married?” asked Fíli, now sounding worried. “This is not good,” Kíli muttered, with twice the worry as Fíli. “Uncle, why are they staring at you?” Frodo asked, his voice confused.
Bilbo fled Erebor before his friends could be buried, before he had to see Thorin encased in stone. He returns to the Shire and settles into a life of unsociability and some amount of loneliness, but finds comfort in the figures of the children of Hobbiton.
After twenty years, however, his luck is gone, and Bilbo has to flee the Shire with Frodo, Sam, Merry, and Pippin, and with four very young Hobbits, there is only one place he can turn to.Series
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05 Oct 2025
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Mirage by rutobuka for hoomhum
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
24 Dec 2017
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Bilbo needs one (or two) extra boosts of courage this Yule.
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04 Oct 2025
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incite and provoke by vintagelilacs
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
25 Apr 2018
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Thranduil is an opportunist, and if flirting with the halfling is going to upset the Dwarven king, he'll take great delight in doing so.
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03 Oct 2025
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He hadn't intended it to happen but it was undeniable.
By the time Thorin was recovered enough from his injuries to be out of bed, Bilbo was unable to sleep without him.
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02 Oct 2025
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In Dwarven culture hair cutting is seen as one of the most grievous types of self harm.
Bilbo has yet to discover this.
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02 Oct 2025