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Money that Binds by Off_My_Rocker
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
26 Jan 2025
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Softball star of her university, Gideon Nav, runs into her old “friend” Harrowhark Nonagesimus, a few years after graduating high school. Gideon offers to pay for Harrow’s wants and needs through college if she helps keep Gideon’s grades up and gets her through the semester.
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Praying with Two Left Hands by Off_My_Rocker
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
24 Sep 2024
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Gideon Nav learns how to manage being a Cavalier to the walking Bible of the Ninth, Harrowhark Nonagesimus, all while slowly realizing she has unfortunately caught feelings for the literal nun.
Harrow, consumed by her dedication to the tomb, has made it her life goal to be a servant of it, but slowly must come to term with the fact that she is only human and must let herself be human.
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Zoey doesn’t know how long she stands there in the middle of her room, gawking at the notification flashing at her screen.
Well, notifications, plural. They’re back to back on her home screen, right under all her social media notifications of people showering her with likes for today’s breakfast.
Ryu Rumi sent you $250.00
“For lunch! Let me know if you need more xo”Kang Mira sent you $501.00
“lmk if she sent more than 500, I can double it lol”Zoey loudly declares, “What the HELL?”
Or, broke college student Zoey goes viral for her revolting college meals—and rich girls Rumi and Mira find a little pity (among other things) in their hearts for her.
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- Part 1 of candyfloss
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21 Feb 2026
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Rumi shrugs. “Maybe you’re right. Maybe I’m not interested.”
“Bummer,” Zoey teases. “I was about to ask you to join us again, but, oh well. If you’re not interested, it can’t be—”
“I think I’d like that.” The words slip out before Rumi realises she’s said them.
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Rumi is, at last, ready to accept the invitation to join Mira and Zoey, now that there are no more secrets. A kiss, a touch, a taste… and then so much more. What begins as a careful exploration turns into lingering gazes, soft touches, whispered breaths, and a heat that refuses to be contained. Every caress teeters between curiosity and craving, but as their touches grow bolder, memories of being exposed on stage flare, causing panic that makes it hard to fully surrender. Trust becomes a trembling act, but with Mira's and Zoey’s patience, she learns to let herself be wanted, to let desire and vulnerability coexist, and to discover that intimacy can be safe and healing. The line between friendship and something more begins to blur, leaving nothing quite the same again.
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Rumi finally says yes to Zoey’s nth offer to join them in bed. Realising Rumi’s inexperience, they start slow, exploring in shared safety. Gay panic and actual panic ensue.Bookmarked by Off_My_Rocker
03 Feb 2026
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When Zoey said she was ‘sending help over’, Mira thought she meant packets of her favorite instant ramyeon, the kind that’s too spicy for literally anyone else but her to like, and maybe some electrolyte sticks and some packs of instant porridge for when her stomach is too unsettled for anything else, along with a cooling patch or two and some Ibuprofen to help with the aches. She expected the usual kind of care package Zoey would send her when she knows she’s too stubborn to ask for help or to be looked after but desperately needs it anyway.
Mira didn’t think Zoey meant she was sending her girlfriend over to fuck her until she finally stops dripping like a broken faucet with all of her unsatisfied need.
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25 Jan 2026
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Nonagesimania by Josefiendish
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
29 Dec 2024
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Ever since they got back from Canaan House, Gideon has stepped up to the plate and done her solemn duty to the Ninth, and it's driving Harrowhark up the wall. She confronts Gideon about her grievous crimes and somehow things end up getting gross and horny. Have fun.
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- Part 1 of Griddlehark AU
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24 Jan 2025
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fancy footwork & a bleeding bloodline by JodsTablet
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
12 May 2025
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Harrowhark Nonagesimus has a plan- an infallible one. The board is set with most pieces falling easily into place: except one. Her dance partner is Gideon Nav.
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Gideon Nav and Harrowhark Nonagesimus have a colorful (read: bloody) history. But what Harrow asks for, Harrow gets, and Gideon’s only choice is to obey.
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An eventful year in the life of two (one new, and one semi-unwilling) professional ballerinas at the First House Ballet.
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19 Jan 2025