Offkilterkeys
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At the Roxygen wedding, Jasprose attempts to interact with a Jane stewing in her own loneliness.
An incredibly self indulgent look at JasproseJane that skews into angst the moment the opportunity presents itself.
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JANE: JAKE I THINK I KNOW WHAT THE TROUBLE MIGHT BE!
JAKE: WHATS THAT JANE!
JANE: ROXY IS STILL EMBARRASSED ABOUT THAT ONE TIME SHE COULDN’T KISS ME!
JAKE: SHE IS???????????
JANE: ROXY DID YOU HEAR ME?
JANE: YOU THINK I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THAT, BUT I ACTUALLY DID KNOW ABOUT IT!
JANE: DIRK TOLD ME ONCE. IT WAS A SECRET!•••
It was a secret.
Some parts conversation between friends, some parts misguided jealousy.
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Looking only straight ahead, you continue your trek down what you’re gonna assume is a winding hallway. Towards what? Anyone’s guess is as good as yours. Alls you gotta know right now is that you’re hungry and tired, and that there has to be somewhere you can rest. Always is.
Even the stupid way the house seems to wax and wane around you, breathing in and out and out and in, seems less egregious than its tendency to emulate some frightfully familiar scents. (And every so often you come across a stray cinder block, or a shuriken or, or,
You turn away.
Kick one with your foot.)
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A Homestuck Gravity falls AU; TouristStuck by Offkilterkeys for idekki
Fandoms: Homestuck
14 Jan 2023
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Summer break is, for all intents and purposes, a time for relaxation. Whether it’s the leisure of a fine Sunday barbecue, or the colorful excitement of celebratory fireworks, one can be sure that all will be taking it easy.
That is unless you happen to be you.
Which sadly, you are.
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The crux of originality; a Homestuck Gravity Falls AU.
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- Part 1 of Homestuck Gravity Falls AU
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Positive Phototaxis; The Infrared Theory Of Light Attraction by Offkilterkeys
Fandoms: Homestuck
30 Oct 2022
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Her lips are soft.
And she smells of what you’ve learned to call “liquor.”
Or at least that’s what Dave calls it, when referring to it gently.
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You think you love her.
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You did this to yourself. You committed the crime, propped yourself up as a competent defense, and the judge in tandem with the jury mocked you for it. You always thought you knew what you were doing, but it never really dawned on you what truly had happened until you were already locked within the prison wagon and being carted off to the torture dungeon.
Karkat looks tired. That’s the first thing you notice about him after never truly seeing him for almost two years.
Your name is Terezi Pyrope, and there is sugar in your hair.
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You never liked the rain.
Unfortunately for you, though, you were quite literally being dragged into the rain. Snatched up and stolen away, arm yanked into the forest by the hand of a girl you liked to call ‘AA.’
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Sollux and Aradia walk home after a day in the rain.