PalindromeIsntOne
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Set after season 6. Guillermo gets a new receptionist job. Naturally, he wants to keep it secret, so he can move on with his journey of independence.
Naturally, the household finds out. Especially Nandor.
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“W-where do I…? Oh, it’s just a… a club. Yeah. It’s just a club for niche clientele. There’s a bit of a, unique uniform to it –” Guillermo gestures to his leather collar “– and some of the activities are, well they’re… Anyway, I’m a receptionist.”
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“Are you saying our Gizmo has become a whore?” Laszlo raises an eyebrow. “Good for him. You know, I wasn’t sure he had the spunk.” -
Cardio, Amigo by PalindromeIsntOne
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse), Zombieland (2009 2019)
23 Dec 2021
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Rule #31: Check the back seat.
It's the zombie apocalypse and Leon finds an attractive European man in the backseat when he accidentally gets into the wrong car. There are worse things.
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A guns out buns out shamelessly sexual Zombieland/RE4 crossover set in the Zombieland universe. Because Reasons. -
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Alexander is a film star, but not the kind that Hugo was looking for. As an actor Alexander is used to giving more… niche adult performances, but it looks like his drag persona Daisy is about to attempt breaking mainstream. If only he could say it had been in any way intentional. Well, as he likes to say: there's more than one way to be flexible.
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Godfrey Killjoy killed a mermaid once, so the stories go. Now there's another on the loose and he's been called on to do it again. The catch: he needs someone immune to the mermaid's charms to act as bait.
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Joanna feels calm these days - surrounded by dead people in her day-to-day job at the morgue, she manages to avoid the threat of eye contact that her nature brings. But then, in a typically dramatic fashion, her vampire ex-girlfriend just has to show up on her birthday.
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Legolas and Gimli return to Fangorn, eager to fill some holes.
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03 Aug 2025
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Castiel works in a coffee shop now.
He has a name badge and a small apartment and a Bible under his mattress.Sam is the first one to take notice. Then Dean shows up. Whole. Happy.
And Castiel?
He’s unraveling.He used to be an angel.
He used to be theirs.Now he’s not sure what he is,
Except human.And alone.
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29 Jul 2025
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After a near fatal reaction to a bad somnacin mix, Eames wakes up with the ability to see auras.
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22 Jul 2025
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“Guillermo,” Nandor said, injecting kind but firm authority into his voice, “you are very drunk, and you cannot perform your duties in this condition. Go slumber, and we will discuss your disrespectful behavior when you are once more of sound mind and body.”
He started to rise from his seat - only to be yanked back into it by a vice grip in his hair.
He gasped, shocked, as Guillermo hissed, “Sit down.”
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After getting rejected by Meg at Massive Fitness, Nandor is distracted by a very intoxicated Guillermo.
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09 Feb 2025
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""Guillermo?"
Nandor begins, his usually stern voice just the slighest bit hesitant. He is subtly fiddling with the big ring on his forefinger with the fingers of his other hand.
"Yes, master?" Guillermo replies softly, lost in thought as he brushes Nandor's long hair gently, getting the vampire ready for his slumber for the day.
"What exactly does a heart-guard do?""
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08 Feb 2025