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Unbeknownst to most, hellborn demon anatomy can be a tricky thing- as in, nearly all demons are able to carry and impregnate. But again, this isn't common information... So it comes as a surprise when Stolas finds out he's pregnant from Blitz.
What happens when Stolas, in a panic, vows to let no one interfere with his family's safety… Even if it means keeping Blitz from knowing about the baby?
What happens when, at the same time, Blitz has a breakdown and vows to stop ruining his relationships?
What happens when both are trying to change their behavior, while also trying to maintain their facade and secrets?
What happens when. uh. Neither is doing a very good job?
What happens when people can't stop crashing through, figuratively and literally? What happens when things change?
What happens when everything goes wrong?
Like… all of the time?
What happens is a delightful assortment of chaos, relationships both old and new, and a found family just doing their fucking best even though everything is going wrong all of the fucking time.
Explicit for cussing, cursing, dirty talk, skippable occasional smut, & mild gore... You know, the Helluva Boss starter pack.
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Zlatíčko | Cages by Paperbackedbastard
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
14 Mar 2025
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Zlatíčko | Not Tired Enough by Paperbackedbastard
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
20 Jan 2025
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Jayce tried to get Viktor to take a nap but Viktor would rather jerk Jayce off. Puppy kink. Czech endearments. Dom Viktor. Sub Jayce. No plot. Only porn.
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Moxxie goes to the Harvest Moon Festival with Millie. It would have been difficult, if I were not absolutely infatuated with his mother.
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It's the first full moon after their shitty excuse of a date and Stolas is too wired to keep his anxious British mouth shut.
Note: I'm pretty much entirely focused on Progeny now, and most of the concepts from this fic have melted into Progeny too.
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Catnip as a Medicinal Drug by Isopawd for Scribble_Spirit
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
18 Oct 2025
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When Viktor has a cat hair based mishap in the lab while Jayce is out, the hexcore does something unexpected and transforms Viktor into a cat. Stunned and frightened, Viktor goes looking for Jayce, who finds him hurt and meowing at the door of the lab’s main building. Thank Viktor’s lucky stars for Jayce’s bleeding heart, because he now finds himself well taken care of in Jayce’s warm, safe apartment. Though soon enough he finds out this form is only temporary, as is his being human, much sooner after that.
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“Vander will be making calls every hour. He puts a lot of trust in you to look after your sisters, so keep your phone by your side. How’s your leg and back doing? Are you in any pain?”
“I’m fine, I promise.”
“Good. We’ll be in touch. Remember, Vander and I will be home by midnight on the dot.”
Viktor hung up the phone.
“We have five hours,” he informed everyone. “Papa is going to call us every hour. If he catches a whiff of anything off we are fucked, do you all understand me?” They nodded obediently. “We need to come up with a thorough plan.”
“Listen, Viktor, hey by the way. I was hoping we didn’t have to meet again under circumstances like this,” Jayce began, to which Viktor responded “likewise,” “we really need your help, because you work here and I bet you know this place better than all of us combined.”
Jayce and Vi are tasked with babysitting Jinx and Ekko the summer they're on vacation and out of school. They wander off, and Viktor, who just wants to finish his night shift in peace, gets roped in a wild goose chase with his crush.
For JayVik Week Day 5: Alternate Universe.
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- Part 1 of Piltover University Class of 2000
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27 Jan 2025
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Let's Have Fantasies! by leadernovaandthemacabre
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom
16 Sep 2025
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An epilogue to the Let's Have Sex! series, Let's Have Fantasies is a series of one-shots featuring fantasies that Link or Zelda have dreamed up but went unexplored in previous installations.
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- Part 7 of Let's Have Sex!
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17 Nov 2024
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“I haven’t…” she starts, watches his blue eyes narrowed in concern and it’s distracting, everything’s distracting. “I haven’t had a body in a hundred years,” Zelda manages, and shrugs one shoulder, as if to say what can you do? “I was Hylia, mostly, and a little bit me, but I wasn’t a person. I was the sun and the wind and the water and the dirt and I was in a prison and I was the prison. I feel like I’m blindfolded, now, without that sense of the world, but also everything is so bright and loud and close and I hardly know how I’m managing to speak to you when my skin is feeling wind for the first time in a century. It’s…” she trails off, her words failing her, which is infuriating because she’s a scholar, she’s good at words. “It’s a lot,” she finishes awkwardly, for lack of anything better to say.
Or: Learning to be a person again, after the end.
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- Part 1 of Something So Magic About You
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16 Nov 2024
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[Time passes oddly. Between one second and the next, Sokka has the Fire Lord pinned to the wall with his hands around the bastard’s throat. Golden eyes (one gold eye, his mind whispers) widen in shock.
“Sokka?” he chokes out. And then he smiles.
What the fuck?
“Sokka, I—”
Sokka slams his head against the wall, once, twice, and the smile wipes off his face. Good.
“What,” Sokka bites out, “have you done to my sister?”]
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An injury leaves Sokka with amnesia. His last memory is of the failed invasion, of leaving his father behind in enemy territory on the Day of Black Sun. Of hopelessness. Rage.
But then he wakes up, and the war is over. Suddenly, he must come to terms with the fact that years have passed, and that he's somehow the Southern Water Tribe Ambassador to the Fire Nation. He is also supposedly friends with banished-Prince-turned-Fire-Lord Zuko, of all people. Close friends.
Yeah, nah.