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    Ever since monsters emerged from underground, public opinion has been divided. Many people embraced the idea that they weren't alone on the planet, and opened their hearts to the new citizens of earth. However, many humans also don't trust monsters. Monster hate crimes and other forms of monsterphobia exist the world over.
    When a new security guard at work is revealed to be a skeleton, your world expands, and you have to deal with problems you never expected. Including your feelings for him.

    Yes, there will be smut.

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    26 Apr 2016

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    It's been about a year since the barrier fell, and a lot has changed - though not in very surprising ways. People are still jerks to anyone new and different, you're still freaked out by the idea of getting serious with anyone, your job is still weird and awesome. Oh, and your cat still has seriously no chill.
    Also there is skeleton dong and small corporate politics.
    "But it's too long!" You say. That's exactly the sort of attitude that stops me from making boxed mac and cheez when EasyMac's right there. Don't be like me. If you're going to indulge in trash, commit to it, man.
    I mean also eventually the plotting gets so tight you could bounce a quarter off it.

     

    Book One: Skarmageddon --- Chapters 1 - 92
    Book Two: Even Skarmier --- Chapters 93 - 170
    Epilogue shit --- 171 to like, whatever

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    26 Apr 2016

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    Sans took his brother's hand and ran. They were never going back, never looking back. They could only go on forward, away, far away. Away from the tests, from the labs, and from Him.

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    26 Apr 2016

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    Taking place about a year after Frisk and Asriel breaks the barrier, you finally see your first monster... and you can't help but like the guy. And his friends. Together everyone was silly, sweet, supportive... it seems Sans doesn't quite trust you though? You could only hope that it isn't because you're tutoring Papyrus, because you're doing your best to keep both of your grades up!

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    26 Apr 2016

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    Papyrus gets shunted across universes and ends up in a place that is nothing like the Snowdin he calls home. There's no warm welcome to receive him; only the all encompassing feeling of danger that seeps into his bones. Though, maybe calling them his bones would be a bit of a stretch considering he's no longer in his own body. Instead, he has a scar over his eye, pointed claws and teeth as sharp as knives. He's desperate to get back home but, between searching for a way back and keeping up appearances with a sad little skeleton that looks an awful lot like his brother, everything is kind of a mess.

    He can't stay here though. There's just no way.

    So he'll simply have to try harder.

    (or: us!pap gets stuck in underfell and regrets ever attempting to science D':)

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