PartiPooper
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Craig, a reserved Ravenclaw, doesn't like to partner up in class... but Tweak, a nervous Gryffindor, might make him change his mind.
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- Part 1 of SP/HP AU
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Little Red Riding Kyle and the Big Bad Eric by PartiPooper for BurroEstelar
Fandoms: South Park
28 Oct 2025
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When Kyle ventures into the forest to visit his grandmother, meeting an odd boy called Eric takes him down an unexpected path...
(Loosely based on the premise of 'Little Red Riding Kyle: The Story of a Little Gay Boy and His Adventure with Four Hilarious Women' from S20E01 Member Berries.)
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During Stan's slumber party for his 18th, he and Kenny ironically end up hearing some 18+ sounds coming from his bathroom in the middle of the night... Needless to say it's not a very happy birthday for him, but at least Kyle and Cartman seem to be having fun...
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JEW BOX
Kyle stopped and just blinked in bewilderment. As far as he was aware, there was only one Jew that Cartman knew and could have a box dedicated to. Curious, he forgot about the pencil and dragged the box out from under the bed instead. It was quite hefty. He crouched over it on his knees, and he could see on the top, written across the lid in the same thick black marker as the writing on the side, was a warning.
DO NOT OPEN, ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE A JEW, OR I WILL KICK YOUR ASS
Kyle checked over his shoulder. Cartman wasn't back yet, and Kyle couldn't hear his returning footsteps either. It was probably okay to take a quick peek inside then, just a little one…
Kyle opened the box.
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When Kyle finds a curious box hidden under Cartman's bed, he thinks he knows what to expect from it. Though once he opens it, he rethinks everything he ever thought he knew.
(Title comes from the lyrics to Obsession by OK Go.)
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A storm threatens to destroy everything Eric can't live without.
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My answer to the age-old question of how the hell Cartman got Kyle and his entire family out of San Francisco all by himself.
(My contribution to Day One of Kyman Week 2019: Canon Moment. Reinvention of the rescue scene from S10E02 Smug Alert.)
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New Years Eve: Kyle and Cartman find themselves at the same house party: drunk, hostile, and restless like always. Bored and unsupervised, they stumble across a dusty old book tucked behind someone's parents' wine rack. Half-drunk and egging each other on, they read a spell aloud just to mock it.
Weeks later, Kyle starts experiencing strange symptoms. He's tired, nauseous, emotionally erratic. When the truth comes out, it's worse than he imagined. He's seventeen, he hooked up with his arch nemesis, and now, he's somehow pregnant with his spawn.
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18 Dec 2025
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Kyle started laughing for real then, full-body, helpless. The kind of laugh that made his ribs ache, and his nose scrunch, and his eyes go shiny for a completely different reason.
Cartman stared at him, and it hit him right in the chest.
God, he was so gone.
Kyle’s curls bounced as he laughed. His cheeks were still blotchy from crying earlier, his eyes a little puffy, his freckles bright. He looked tired and swollen and in a borrowed hoodie that didn’t quite sit right over his bump.
Cartman thought he’d never looked more unfairly, stupidly, painfully beautiful.
~from Chapter 15 (14)
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Your friends are around, so be quiet (I'm tryin' to stifle my sighs) by Ily_all_jasons_and_nonjasons_the_same
Fandoms: South Park
16 Oct 2025
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Eric and Kyle sit next to each other while watching a movie with their friends.
Kinktober 2025 - Day 15: Semi-Public
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- Part 15 of Kinktober 2025 (Kyman)
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21 Nov 2025
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Don't you ever end up anything but mine by Ily_all_jasons_and_nonjasons_the_same
Fandoms: South Park
15 Oct 2025
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Eric can't control his jealousy.
Kinktober 2025 - Day 14: Possessive sex
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- Part 14 of Kinktober 2025 (Kyman)
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21 Nov 2025
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Shut me up, gag and bound me by Ily_all_jasons_and_nonjasons_the_same
Fandoms: South Park
13 Oct 2025
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Kyle finds a way to shut Eric up.
Kinktober 2025 - Day 13: Dom bottom/ Sub top + Dildos
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- Part 13 of Kinktober 2025 (Kyman)
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21 Nov 2025
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Good girl faith and a tight little skirt by Ily_all_jasons_and_nonjasons_the_same
Fandoms: South Park
12 Oct 2025
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Eric wants to see Kyle dressed as a girl.
Kinktober 2025 - Day 12: Sissification
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- Part 12 of Kinktober 2025 (Kyman)
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18 Nov 2025