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If fate had been a little kinder(and if you had too) by Peanuthoney
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Jul 2023
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Harry James Potter, of number four, Privet Drive, was proud to say he was perfectly normal, thank you very much. it wasn't his fault he didn't live with his parents, or if sometimes things set on fire around him, or if snakes wouldn't stop trying to talk to him. Harry was perfectly normal and he was going to prove it dammit-!
Dudley Vernon Dursley, of number four, Privet Drive, was very special, and definatly not normal, thank you very much. It didn't matter that his parents were normal, or if sometimes things didn't set a blaze when he wanted them to, or if his cousin swore that he was normal. Dudley was unique and so was his cousin, and everyone else needed to acknowledge it!
This is basically a rewrite with changes to characters, making everyone less of a jerk, including the Dursleys, Snape, Pettigrew, and others
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As Severus Snape lay dying in the Shrieking Shack, his mind created an oddly detailed and realistic hallucination of his life as a child.
Only, it didn't seem to be ending, did it?
Severus was either in a coma and dying, already dead and trapped in some purgatory, completely and utterly insane, or living in the body of his past self.
Until he could figure out which, he might as well play along and attempt to keep the timeline from shattering into a thousand pieces.
If only it were that easy...
What day had he first met Lily, last time around? Could he really afford to avoid doing some odd jobs around town to keep himself fed?
And, perhaps most suspiciously, why did James Potter keep looking at him like that?!
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28 Aug 2024
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Petition to Get the Gaang A Brain Cell by avatays, thelostcolony
Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender
25 Mar 2022
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Toph @ToughPodcast
@SukisMan ’s new upload is a smear on the good reputation of non-clickbait Youtubers everywhere. Please sign this campaign to put Sokka down once and for all https://petition.org/sokka-needs-to-grow-a-braincell/Sokka! @SukisMan
Replying to @ToughPodcast: IM HALF BLIBD RN AND YOUREW TRYIHG TO HAVEME “PUTDOWB”???Toph @ToughPodcast
Replying to @SukisMan: half blind??? OH NO, WHAT A NIGHTMAREOR:
a series of unfortunate events about the gaang being youtubers.Series
- Part 1 of Gaang YouTubers AU
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30 Mar 2024
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At Sokka’s behest, the Gaang skips rescuing Zuko during the Siege at the North Pole. Instead they leave him, unconscious, buried in the snow.
In completely unrelated news, Sokka’s haunted by a ghost now.
(If you'd like more details before deciding to read this story, look here for spoilers.)
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21 Mar 2024
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Middle school was already hard enough for Kyle, Stan, Kenny, and Cartman. It only got worse after a field trip to Dr. Mephesto’s lab, where the four ended up switching bodies.
Kenny worries that his immortality won’t pass over to Stan. Stan thinks that Kyle hates him. Kyle doesn’t know how to live in his crushes body while his archenemy might ruin his life at any moment. Cartman can’t decide between this being the worst thing to happen to him, or the best opportunity to make Kyle’s life a living hell.
The group must pretend like everything is normal, while they try to figure out a way to switch back and make sure that no one finds out.
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“What the hell?” Kyle murmured, grabbing at his throat as he heard the noise that came out. Now that definitely wasn’t his own voice. He knew whose voice that was. He had known that voice for all his life. Despite the recent drop due to puberty, he still knew that voice.
That was Stan’s voice.
And he was wearing Stan’s clothes.
His eyes darted around the room, but he didn’t need to look too far before he found what he was dreading. Kyle had to stifle a scream as his eyes landed on it.
His own body, lying passed out next to him.
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24 Jan 2024
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Mistletoes are a tradition in Hogwarts.
With the appearance of one particular mistletoe around non other than his least favourite Slytherin, the entire thing gets out of hand faster than anyone could ever say Quidditch. Sirius finds himself in a multitude of bizarre encounters, kisses and, to his utter horror, emotions.
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04 Jan 2024