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    A meter tall. Blue eyes. Tousled blond hair. Utterly swamped by a command gold tunic; boots, trousers, utility belt and underwear pooled uselessly on the floor.

    Leonard turned to the nearest Haliturn elder and barely resisted the impulse to punch as he roared, “What did you do to him?”

    The only thing that accomplished was the child, Jim, took a hiccuping breath and let loose a piercing cry.

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    26 Jan 2020

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    12 Jul 2019

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    Thor: The Dark World is full of holes in the script through which a fleet of helicarriers could pass with ease. If the portal through which Loki brought the Chitauri into New York had been as big as these plot holes, he'd be ruler of Earth right now. Characters behave in a completely illogical fashion because the plot requires it. It's like the scriptwriters had heard of people, but never actually seen one.

    This is a series of unconnected, sometimes cracky ficlets pointing out the holes.

    I really, really hated Thor: The Dark World. Because of that movie, I grew to really, really hate Thor, who before I had loved a lot.

      If you don't want to see TDW or Thor being ripped mercilessly to shreds, don't read this.

    This is just me letting off some steam. I'll be adding to these whenever I feel the need to vent about everything wrong with this movie. Brilliantly acted, beautiful to look at, morally appalling, and with the stupidest screenplay imaginable.

    Also, thank you to Pluma for suggesting the title.

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    11 Jul 2019

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    An AU crossover between Thor, Being Human (UK), and eventually The Avengers.

    After falling from the Bifrost, Loki landed in the back garden of a small house in Bristol, England, and was taken in by the occupants-- supernatural creatures who know a thing or two about what it feels like to think you are a monster.

    Now that he's no longer all alone, or entirely an outcast, Loki just wants a peaceful life. However, when you're the God of Mischief (even if you're technically an alien, and not a god at all) adventures just seem to find you...

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    10 Jul 2019