PhanShortcake
Fandoms
- Hermitcraft SMP (6)
- Content SMP (3)
- Video Blogging RPF (2)
- Minecraft (Video Game) (2)
- Lifesteal SMP (2)
Recent works
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and you're a dog near a hound by PhanShortcake
Fandoms: Content SMP, Kaboodle SMP, Lifesteal SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
20 Oct 2025
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“How about it, Winsweep?"
Winsweep looked at the outstretched hand, worried that it was coated in poison. But he knew he had no other choice. He swallowed what felt akin to a knife, though it was only his apprehension. “Deal."
And when they shook hands, he got the strangest feeling that he’d just made a deal with the Devil.
(Title inspired by “Me and the Devil” by Soap & Skin!)
Series
- Part 3 of Bark and Bite / Snap and Seethe
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proverbs uttered by utter fools! (i'll do anything it takes!) by PhanShortcake
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Video Blogging RPF
15 Apr 2025
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Grian was living the absolute dream. An eight-to-five office job for a massive corporation, co-workers who made him want to tear his hair out half the time, a crummy apartment in the middle of Hermica’s capital city.... Anyone would be envious of him – how couldn’t he have an ego! But still, Grian could always count on his supervisor to humble him, just to let him know where he stands in society. Not to mention the highly advanced AI that the company had, called Xisu-MAVOID87, and which he had a sneaking suspicion was at least slightly sentient.
One day, Grian was tasked with handling a minor bug in said maybe-rogue AI’s system. Nothing too big, he was promised. And he had been told right. But had no one thought to warn him that Xisu-MAVOID87 learned how to talk on its own, or did he just witness an AI say its first words?
(Title from ‘Creative Control’ from the SMG4 show!)
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"Xelqua!" he screeches. "Xelqua!"
The screams are painful. Yet no matter how much it hurts his heart, Xelqua doesn’t turn around. And eventually, the retching sobs echoing in his eardrums simply become ambient noise; in a strange way, they even become melodic.(All chapter titles are from various songs by The Crane Wives!)
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Sing To Me, O Canary of Life by PhanShortcake
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
23 Nov 2024
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Always, eventually
Over and over again
The canary will sing
Until the very endAlways, eventually
Over and over again
The coal miner will mourn
The death of his friendThe gas fills their lungs
In that little, dangerous mine
And once the canary goes silent,
The coal miner starts to cryAlways, eventually
Over and over again
The canary and the coal miner
Have died as they are penned -
I set you free. (There's not much longer to complain.) by PhanShortcake
Fandoms: Content SMP, Kaboodle SMP, Lifesteal SMP
18 Jul 2024
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Winsweep hadn’t wanted to see this certain Jester ever again. He preferred his skeletons to stay inside the closet, to distance himself from what’d happened. He’d sworn that, if they were to cross paths again, he would kill The Jester, once and for all. So, why was he hesitating?
(Title from "Be on Your Own" from Nine!)
Series
- Part 2 of Bark and Bite / Snap and Seethe
Recent series
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Bark and Bite / Snap and Seethe by PhanShortcake
Fandom Content SMP, Kaboodle SMP, Lifesteal SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
20 Oct 2025
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A series where I take Minecrafter YouTubers, make them into heroes, villains, and vigilantes, then put them in Situations like I'm a 5-year-old playing with dolls. Will be comprised of loosely connected one-shots and short stories.
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