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  1. Public Bookmark 5

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    Buck finds a street cat. The 118 follow along and enable the weirdness through text messages.

    Eddie: Okay I have a solution to our problem
    The elaborate cat deception problem
    Hen: Eddie no
    Chimney: Is it worth unleashing that on the world
    Eddie: An operation of this size and importance may require……
    Clipboard Buck
    Buck:😀

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    17 Apr 2026

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    It's not jealousy. Adrian is adamant about that. They are actually insisting that it’s not any emotion at all. Not even dislike. They are simply completely uninterested in anything that concerns “the human”. 

    Rocky believes them. Adrian has always been the level-headed one out of the two of them. They are too logical to be jealous. They acknowledge that Grace and Rocky have a special bond after everything they went through together and also understand that none of that will ever pose a threat to their relationship. 

    Neither are they heartless or ungrateful. They know that Grace is the only reason that Rocky is back at all, the only reason their star has stopped dying. Adrian has told Rocky again and again that they are grateful and happy and wish the alien no ill will. They even helped with the construction of the biodome.

    And yet they have no desire to get to know Grace. 

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    You know those videos where the dad is like "You may keep the cat but I will have nothing to do with it" and a few days later they are smothering the kitty with cuddles and love?

    Adrian never stood a chance.

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    16 Apr 2026

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    Anakin had come to the very obvious conclusion that Obi-Wan Kenobi was completely, horribly inept with technology.

    Obi-Wan had come to the even more obvious conclusion that his Padawan was the most gullible and unobservant person in the entire galaxy.

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    11 Apr 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 28

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    Really, Trent hoped Ted would like the sundress, but his stunned, silent reaction is more than he could have ever anticipated, and it settles something deep inside of him that Ted is this intoxicated by him as he moves to fold down beside him, long legs extended in front of him on the blanket, crossing them at the ankles.

    Ted studies him, lips parted, for a long, long moment before Trent finally asks, “Are you quite alright, Ted?”

    He’s blushing so furiously his face has gone a nearly worrying shade of red. Ted blinks at his chest— his cleavage— for a moment before his eyes flick up to meet Trent’s, and he seems to take a calibrating second to process Trent’s question before he can actually understand he’s being asked anything at all.

    “I— Whew,” Ted says, a bit breathless, and Trent’s heart skips a beat. Quite literally, it skips a beat. The things Ted Lasso does to him. “That— That is some dress you got on there, Trent, honey.”

    or: trent wears a sundress to his picnic lunch date in the park with ted. ted responds the only way he thinks is reasonable: by having him for dessert.

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    10 Apr 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 23

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    Ted’s lips brush their cheek when he tells them, “You know why else I haven’t been able to take my eyes off you all day?”

    “Because you’re horny and lack discipline?” Trent asks, barely able to keep their wits about them with Ted holding them this close.

    Ted laughs against their skin, a warm huff of a sound. “Well, yeah, that is a real big part of it.” His kisses trail down to Trent’s throat again; if they didn’t know better, they’d say his path was aimless. They know Ted too well, though, than to believe he’s without clear and direct intent. “The bigger part of it’s you, though, y’know.”

    “Is it?”

    “It is,” Ted replies, hot against their throat. “You make me feel… God. Don’t even think I have a good word for it.”

    “Is it…” Trent asks, breathless, and Ted bites the soft, sensitive skin beneath their jawline, then runs his tongue over the mark, making them go all wobbly. “Christ.”

    “Nope,” Ted says into their skin, smiling, warm and wild. “That ain’t it.”

    or: ted has been giving trent a specific sort of look all day. once they're back at their hotel, he finally does something about it.

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    10 Apr 2026