PhyllistheWaffleonian



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  1. Public Bookmark 16

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    Eskel didn't know how or why Veronica came to Kaer Morhen. All he knew is she came from another world and turned his upside-down. Now he needed to drag her across the Continent to see if the others could help him figure it out.

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    11 Oct 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 49

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    After Tauriel heals Fili, Kili, and Thorin, they suddenly find themselves able to see 'Mother Wounds' on Elves. 'Injuries' born of generation trauma and emotional hurt, usually invisible to Elves, dwarves, and other races alike. Leads to some amusing, and awkward, situations.

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    08 Oct 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 41

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    Jude Callaway wakes up a baby hobbit. To go back home she needs to save the lives of two dwarves she's never met. Cue worming her way onto a quest to recover a mountain of gold, lying to everyone she knows, and making a fool of herself riding a pony. She's selfish and scared and just wants to return to her family, but even though she knows the future, she has no control over it.

    "What reason does she have to join us? The wild is no place for soft beings.”
    Marigold bristled. “Soft? You do not know me, Oakenshield. And don’t you dare to presume otherwise. As far as my purpose, it's none of your business.”
    “I am the leader of this company. The safety of this company is my business.”
    “Safety?" she replied. "You are leading these dwarves across Middle Earth to win back a mountain of gold from a dragon. Do not pretend to care about their safety.”
    Marigold watched with satisfaction as Thorin ground his teeth. “Smaug has not been seen in many years. He is presumed dead.”
    She smiled darkly at him. “Oh, he is very much alive.”

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    08 Oct 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 45

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    “It looked really nice and fluffy.” He would say it dreamily, whenever someone, be his Daernaneth or, tutors, point out the pictures of dwarves. And he would giggle, “I bet it would look beautiful in red!”

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    07 Oct 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 32

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    A delegation of Elves of Mirkwood has come to Erebor for negotiations, possibly the most important one in the last few hundred years. It was supposed to be a time of celebration.

    However, when the elves arrive, it is not Thranduil leading the delegation, but Legolas, barely old or experienced enough to conduct such an important discussion.

    And it shows.

    Now, the dwarrows are outraged at the imagined slight, and the elves keep secrets of their own. Darkness stirs in the very heart of Mirkwood. Legolas is lost, awash in a sea of politics that he has never before been exposed to.

    And Thorin's heart aches every time he sees the crushed expression on the child's face, after a failed delivery, or in the face of united disapproval of the other elves.

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    07 Oct 2025