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    Draco can think of only one way to outclass his pleat-front-khaki-wearing politician ex, and that’s by making headlines with an obvious upgrade. And who better to upstage the cheating bastard than the Saviour of the World, Harry Potter himself? Sure, Potter is a little rough around the edges in ripped jeans, a rumpled tartan shirt, and a permanent scowl. Draco reckons a haircut and a shave wouldn’t hurt, either. But Potter is also in need of a Healer willing to keep his secrets, and Draco is just the man for the job. It’s a perfectly reasonable exchange. They need only attend a couple parties arm-in-arm, smile nicely for the paparazzi, and tolerate each other long enough to convince everyone they’re smitten. In return, Draco will keep Potter alive and in one piece.

    But it isn’t long before Draco realises he might be in over his head, because Potter is ten tonnes of trouble packed into a leather jacket, and seems keen on hurtling himself towards death on the back of a flying motorbike. And that says nothing of Potter’s penchant for fire-breathing beasts and things that bite.

    Ah well, at least they’ll have some fun while it lasts. After all, Draco always did like a bit of danger.

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    24 Feb 2024

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    Read the whole thing
    Very well written, pretty light read

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    When Hermione’s Time Turner is broken during the battle of Hogwarts, she is catapulted 20 years into the past at the exact moment the Marauders are performing a “silly” spell to reveal their soulmate.

    It just so happens that Hermione appears on Sirius Black’s turn…

    And lands directly in his lap.

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    18 Apr 2026

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    Chap 30 wico

     Bella’s time is coming
    They got Sirius back and told the girls they were “casually dating” yeah right

    Chap 26 author end note

    Here we are.
    Vulnerable, panic attacky Hermione. Captured Sirius. Crazy, Imperiused Bellatrix with no access to her humanity because it's been stolen from her.

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    The last thing Clark expected anytime soon was to return to Gotham, especially for an exclusive interview with Bruce Wayne.

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    13 Mar 2026

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    Chap seven wico

    Three parts. Bruce masturbating to supermans name
    The gala dicks panic attack and Clark helps him calm down, Bruce wants to bribe him to keep quiet about it them masturbating to Clarks name
    The offer for a exclusive interview with Brucie and Richie in Gotham that Clark uses as an excuse to go out looking for batman
    Batman finds Clark suspicious and finds superman very suspicious as well, anyone with so much power might always be temped to use it for evil is what he says. That hurts Clark.
    Clark very good with child dick, who's favourite superhero is superman
    Alfred trusts that Clark is a good person.

    Bruce dick and Alfred had a verbal disagreement fight in chap six and chap seven sees dock going to the zoo with Clark without Bruce’s knowledge.

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    It’s no secret that Draco Malfoy is happiest when all attention is on him.

    He’s been like this since they were at least eleven, but Hermione speculates that he was like this even before then. Between her Bombarda and Draco’s Confringo, an unbidden image of a newborn with tufts of silver-blond hair flexing chubby hands to garner recognition disrupts her (objectively more pressing) thoughts.

    Draco’s proclivity for attention-seeking is what lands them here, thinks Hermione, in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean, dueling marauding wizards sans back-up.

    [In which Hermione writes off Draco’s attempts to impress her as attention-seeking endeavors, leading Draco to pursue ludicrous ventures to win her heart — including by convincing her that he is such a fantastic Auror that they can handle a ship full of pirates on their own. A summary of their working relationship to this point.]

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    03 Jul 2026

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    Yas

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    Draco had set out to accomplish many goals upon his return to Hogwarts for eighth year: Obtain seven NEWTs. Perform all Head Boy duties with grace and precision. Win the Inter-House Quidditch Cup. Convince the student body that he is no longer prejudiced. Survive.

    Fancying Hermione Granger was absolutely *not* one of those goals.

    And yet, he finds himself head over broom for the witch by the beginning of their second term.

    Because Draco cannot--simply cannot--fancy Hermione Granger, he resolves to undertake a series of tasks to dispel his feelings for her.

    Guiding him is Crookshanks, who has, Draco belatedly discovers, his own, conflicting goals regarding Draco and Granger.

    [A story in which Crookshanks is heavily involved in the Draco-Hermione relationship.]

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    02 Jul 2026

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    Hahaha yes love this