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It’s no secret that Draco Malfoy is happiest when all attention is on him.
He’s been like this since they were at least eleven, but Hermione speculates that he was like this even before then. Between her Bombarda and Draco’s Confringo, an unbidden image of a newborn with tufts of silver-blond hair flexing chubby hands to garner recognition disrupts her (objectively more pressing) thoughts.
Draco’s proclivity for attention-seeking is what lands them here, thinks Hermione, in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean, dueling marauding wizards sans back-up.
[In which Hermione writes off Draco’s attempts to impress her as attention-seeking endeavors, leading Draco to pursue ludicrous ventures to win her heart — including by convincing her that he is such a fantastic Auror that they can handle a ship full of pirates on their own. A summary of their working relationship to this point.]
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- Part 2 of SM’s Dramione Oneshots
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Draco had set out to accomplish many goals upon his return to Hogwarts for eighth year: Obtain seven NEWTs. Perform all Head Boy duties with grace and precision. Win the Inter-House Quidditch Cup. Convince the student body that he is no longer prejudiced. Survive.
Fancying Hermione Granger was absolutely *not* one of those goals.
And yet, he finds himself head over broom for the witch by the beginning of their second term.
Because Draco cannot--simply cannot--fancy Hermione Granger, he resolves to undertake a series of tasks to dispel his feelings for her.
Guiding him is Crookshanks, who has, Draco belatedly discovers, his own, conflicting goals regarding Draco and Granger.
[A story in which Crookshanks is heavily involved in the Draco-Hermione relationship.]
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The Intriguing Case of Surplus Dracos and Grangers by sad_millennial
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Nov 2024
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It’s a perfectly ordinary day when the world (or, at least Draco’s dimension) is thrown into disarray.
Draco—a highly competent, skilled Auror—should have expected as much, for the most unusual days begin normally. It’s a law of Muggle physics, probably.
Alas, Draco is off his game when he and Granger are confronted with a pair of their doppelgängers from another dimension.
Nobody can blame him for failing to expect the second and third pairs.
Draco — along with three versions of himself, each worse than the last — pairs up with Granger — and three versions of herself, each as stunning and brilliant as the others — to both (1) solve the mystery of their inter-dimensional copies' sudden appearances, and (2) save the world (or four dimensions thereof).
All the while, each Draco attempts to charm his respective Granger and demonstrate his superiority over the others.
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Bookmarked by PinstripedClover
02 Jul 2026
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Quite nice
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The Art of Wooing Hermione Granger: a 12-Month Affair by sad_millennial
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Sep 2023
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At a holiday party for Ministry employees, Granger explains the muggle tradition of setting a New Year’s resolution to Draco.
Draco, who has recently discovered that his feelings for her are more than platonic, latches onto the idea. What better time to “buckle down”—as the muggleborns say—on his efforts than January 1?
And so, Draco has decided, in the amount of time it takes her to describe the concept, that his New Year's resolution will consist of one lofty goal: to woo Hermione Granger.
All he has to do is navigate decoy, mid, and quarter year resolutions, join a fantasy (American) football team, train for a sprint triathlon, keep an overbearing Theodore Nott away from Granger, and dodge suspicious looks from overprotective Potters.
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Bookmarked by PinstripedClover
01 Jul 2026
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Love this
Draco pov, he is so self aware of his narcissism and ego and self indulgence it’s hilariousIt goes month by month, slow burn but quick read
Very well written
Must check out other works author has -
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Three years after leaving Hogwarts, Hermione is at the top of her field and presenting a breakthrough potion at a worldwide conference in Paris. When there are threats on her life by a radical wolf pack, she's assigned security for the week. As fate would have it, her security just happens to be the same man who was her first love.
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- 10/10
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Bookmarked by PinstripedClover
28 Jun 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
Pretty sure I read this and pretty sure it was absolutely incredible but I’m also pretty sure I remember bookmarking it so I’m a bit confused, but either way, can probably do with a read/reread
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Hermione waited for him to open his eyes and slipped her fingertips between the buttons of his shirt again. The guarded expression reappeared on Draco's face. He searched hers, and when she smiled at the same time as she stroked over his scales, he exhaled heavily.
"I'm—"
"Half a dragon, I know." Hermione pulled his shirt out of his trousers and flicked the bottommost button open.
"—not fully human."
"I figured that out when I felt the scales." She looked down and opened the next button. His lower torso shimmered in the ambient lighting as he flexed his abdomen involuntarily. Her breath caught. "Beautiful."
He put his fingers under her chin and tipped her head up until he caught her eyes. "I'm not fully human, Hermione."
Finally, it clicked.
Written for the DHr Monsterfucking Fest 2021. What it says on the tin.
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- Part 1 of Draconic Delights
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- 19,221
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- 3/3
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Bookmarked by PinstripedClover
28 Jun 2026
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2/3 chapters read
Last one is 11k smutMalfoy is half dragon or something, gets caught and Hermione tries to figure out why bread he is, Ron and Harry start suspecting it’s Draco and finally they get him to change back (he doesn’t want to donate a pint of blood lolol) and apprebtly Draco and hermione have this weird tension thing going on and have had for a long while so now they’re finally going to do something about it
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Harry wants to touch, and Draco wants to be touched. If only they could figure it out.
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Bookmarked by PinstripedClover
03 May 2026
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So fun and sweet and awkward and okay and I love it and the little snake ear cuff who speaks parseltongue nice nice nice cute and touch trauma and yes
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It's a jinx that renders the victim mute, unless he/she serves the purpose of the jinx and kisses the person that they desire. It's just Harry's luck that he's in love with Draco. HPDM, one-shot, eighth year.
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It’s May 1979 and the Order has just apprehended a pair of mysterious wizards who look remarkably like a Potter and a Malfoy. Naturally, James Potter and Sirius Black are called in to identify the strangely familiar strangers and determine their backgrounds and loyalties.
(This would be a lot easier if their captives weren’t convinced everyone they talk to is dead. It would also be easier if they didn’t spend half their bloody time bickering.)
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“Just ask them questions only they would know the answer to,” Malfoy suggests.
“There’s not a single thing that I know about either of them from the first war that any old Death Eater couldn’t find out.”
“How is that possible?” Malfoy huffs. “He’s your father!”
“Am I or am I not famously an orphan?” Potter snarls.
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Русский перевод: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49365862/chapters/124574398
中文翻译: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49899721Series
- Part 1 of Still Preoccupied... With 1979
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- English
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- 19,328
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- 5/5
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Bookmarked by PinstripedClover
22 Apr 2026
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Heeelarious
Excellent dialogues
So much verbal sparring I love it
Draco and Harry are menaces
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When Hermione’s Time Turner is broken during the battle of Hogwarts, she is catapulted 20 years into the past at the exact moment the Marauders are performing a “silly” spell to reveal their soulmate.
It just so happens that Hermione appears on Sirius Black’s turn…
And lands directly in his lap.
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- English
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- 170,855
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- 29/90
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Bookmarked by PinstripedClover
18 Apr 2026
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Chap 30 wico
Bella’s time is coming
They got Sirius back and told the girls they were “casually dating” yeah rightChap 26 author end note
Here we are.
Vulnerable, panic attacky Hermione. Captured Sirius. Crazy, Imperiused Bellatrix with no access to her humanity because it's been stolen from her. -
Know Yourself by Bi_Bats
Fandoms: DCU, DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
30 Jul 2023
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When Jay gets dropped in the wrong universe, he goes to the only person he knows will help him: Tim.
***on hiatus***
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- English
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- 85,504
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- 9/16
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Bookmarked by PinstripedClover
12 Apr 2026
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ajsjdhdhjsjdndneje
This is soooo good but unfinished
Soooo well written and th plot is delicious and the relationship building is delicious and ajshdhsjsjdgdhs
Chap 10 wico maybe -
Now Kiss by Bi_Bats
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU, DCU (Comics)
26 Jun 2023
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Tim’s hand grips tighter on the coffee, more determined to keep his hold on that than his phone or keys, and thank god, he doesn’t drop the drink. But the rest of it slips through his fingers, and the guy he just slammed into has some seriously great reflexes, because he manages to snatch them both out of the air before they can hit the ground.
“Oh, god, sorry—” Tim starts to say as the guy straightens up, and then he stops. A set of amused green eyes look down at him over a wide grin.
You’ve got to be kidding, Tim thinks.
“Got somewhere to be, sweetheart? Oh, now that’s a pretty shade of red you’re turning—”
“I’m late,” Tim snaps, snatching his keys and phone out of Jason’s hand. “I got lost four fucking times on my way here. If this city was a person, I would throttle it.”
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Or: Gotham is alive, and it won't stop pushing Jason and Tim together.
(Jaytimweek day 2, prompt: urban fantasy)
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- Part 2 of bi_bats 2023 jaytimweek fics
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- English
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- 16,278
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- 1/1
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Bookmarked by PinstripedClover
11 Apr 2026
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SENTIENT GOTHAM omggg
Love it love it love it love it
This is so good and well written and so good -
and i built a home for you, for me by kitfornow
Fandoms: DCU, DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Justice League & Justice League Unlimited (Cartoons), Justice League - All Media Types
06 Jan 2025
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Just once. Just one time, Bruce would like his kids to interact with the Justice League without revealing their relations. But it's proven impossible, with every single kid. Twice, with some.
Basically, Bruce is tired, and loves his kids too much to ever say no.
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Of Twitter Shenanigans and Fake Adoptions by GiggleB0x
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Young Justice - All Media Types, Teen Titans - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
20 Feb 2023
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Daily Planet News ✔ @TheDailyPlanet ・23hr
It has been confirmed by an anonymous source that Nightwing is, in fact, Catwoman's biological son.
[External Link]
253K Views | 169 Retweets | 53 Quote Tweets | 18.9K Likesor: The internet tries to troll the batfamily so the batfamily (and a lot of other hero's) troll the internet
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- Part 1 of Batfam Twitter Shenanigans
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Slipped Their Minds by schrijverr
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
28 Feb 2024
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After a few years working alongside the Justice League, Batman decides that it will be safe to let his kids tie themselves back to him. The only thing is, that since Nightwing is already part of the League, they forget to mention that he is also part of the Bat associates. They only remember when they are surrounded by other members, who loose their shit at the fact that Batman is Nigthwing’s dad.
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It Just Hits Different When It's Batman by schrijverr
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
11 Jan 2024
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5 times a League member heard Batman use slang + 1 time they knew where the fuck he got it from.
(*note, I tried to filter most of the AAVE out to not be disrespectful, it's been pointed out to me that I have not been successful on that front, my apologies, please be aware of that when reading!)
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The Hearts of Gotham by schrijverr
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
26 Dec 2023
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Bruce makes the Justice League believe he has two hearts and is a manifestation of Gotham’s night to throw them off his secret identity, not trusting them. When the sound system breaks, he doesn’t come clean, but lies instead that he split into two to make Robin. From there it spirals as all the Robins make the lies grow and twist it in their own ways, until the truth comes out.
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- English
- Words:
- 15,158
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- 7/7
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Bookmarked by PinstripedClover
24 Mar 2026
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Batman is Gothams night and Robin is Gothams nights light
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Watch This by snackbaskets
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), DCU, DC Animated Universe (Timmverse), Justice League - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
24 May 2019
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Hal and Barry are worried about Batman's new partner. Being around the Batman all the time can't be good for a kid, right?
Robin insists otherwise, and for $15.36 of betting money, is happy to demonstrate.
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ship-to-ship combat by pomeloquat
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
03 Jan 2024
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"Clark. What the hell is this," Lois asks, staring at Clark's Bruceman WIP folder. Clark's first instinct is to fly away, but that would still leave his fic on display for her to see. His second instinct is to blast a hole straight through his laptop screen with his heat vision, which isn't much better.
Clark, in an attempt to make some spare cash, unintentionally stumbles into the world of superhero fanfiction, becomes a prolific writer for Gotham's OTP, and tries his best to fend off rival fans who want him to convert to superbat instead.- Language:
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- Words:
- 76,785
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Bookmarked by PinstripedClover
19 Mar 2026
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What a ride
This.
What a rideSuper well written, very thoughtfully written, very lots of sens, I like it
So many shenanigans so many plots so many twists
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“No, you don’t understand,” Wayne cut in, gesturing back at the abandoned warehouse at the edge of the taped-off scene. “These–kidnapping attempts–always start out the same way. Remove the clothes. Humiliate the victim. Make them feel powerless, so they’re less likely to fight back. Remove all sense of their personality so they’re more likely to comply–”
Jim tuned out his rant slightly, examining the small bats on Wayne’s boxers. Ignoring the fact that no underwear was meant to be worn that tight, the tiny decorations were almost…familiar.
“–well, guess what, kidnappers?” Wayne punctuated his point with a jab of his hand, gesturing at his underwear. “I don’t feel powerless. My personality is right here–-”