11 Bookmarks by Pissmaster9000
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Creepy Guy and Morbid Romantic get into some freaky shenanigans in the office.
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16 Feb 2026
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After an unforeseen event within his home, the Protagonist finds himself completely and utterly alone and in no way capable of defending himself against the encroaching night... and the impending arrival of the Intruder. However, he's in luck (though he wouldn't exactly call it that). The madman who has consistently shown up on the Protagonist's front door step, demanding proof of humanity, has received a gift in the form of a bullet in the shoulder, the result of a crossfire between himself and a residence of suspected Visitors. The Protagonist would much rather have anyone else in his house than that maniac (which is shocking considering his approach to people in general), but he finds himself incredibly surprised at the sudden impulse to carry on with his sad and miserable life.
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15 Feb 2026
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It had been two years since the sun finally offered the beings on Earth a break from its powerful rays.
Society has continued to pull itself back together piece by agonizing piece, Visitors die off one by one, the population begins to rise once more after the devastating blow. The reporters on television claim this to be a revolution, proof of human resilience. They promise that the sun will never heat up again, that they won't rest until the planet is completely Visitor free. It's a time for hope. It's a time for cheer.
Yesenin found it moronic.
He returned to modern life, to his ways at the bar. He returned to endless hours at a desk and a continuously empty home. Life couldn't get any worse, quite frankly.
On a night he felt particularly bitter, however, he managed to strike up conversation with a man that felt similarly about the state of the world. His interest remained piqued as they conversed. But he failed to realize just what he was getting into until it was far too late.
Life could, surprisingly, get worse.
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13 Feb 2026
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When Abaddon comes crashing into Nathan’s life, he is forced to accept being an adult and having responsibility.
All of his problems have one origin– himself.
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- Part 1 of ShatterGlass
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26 Jan 2026
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“Big guy, hey!” Nathan walked to the final step, stepping to the floor and continuing forward.
Mr. Mourning didn’t respond to Nathan’s words at first. He would only say something after he let out a low exhale from his chest. “What doth desire?”
“Someone’s grumpy tonight..” Nathan would lightly chuckle. He ambled over to the back of the couch, casually standing behind the taller man. “What are you doing up this late? Something keeping you up?”
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What Nathan would’ve thought to be a short conversation with the old priest, it flips his entire view of the man entirely. Now he has to figure out what to consider them– or more so what the priest wants them to be.[first story for this account :D]
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24 Jan 2026
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You're doing better than anyone else in the cataclysm. You work at FEMA and you're happy with what you do. Nothing else matters. You're the one finally on top.
And then you lose your job after a scarily familiar looking visitor attacks the Quarantine Zone.
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- Part 3 of Milk's NINAH-verse
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22 Jan 2026
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In the FEMA Quarantine Zone, you sit and take in the horrors all around you. It's what you deserve for existing, isn't it?
Then you meet a little girl, who you know doesn't deserve the Hell you're both in. You'll keep her safe from both FEMA and yourself.
Until you meet her crazy uncle.
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- Part 2 of Milk's NINAH-verse
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22 Jan 2026
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If You Want Me, Give Me Something to Cry About by NobodyProblematic
Fandoms: No I'm not a Human (Video Game)
30 Dec 2025
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All Best Son wanted to do was wash his face and dry his tears in the bathroom. He should’ve just used the kitchen sink.
And now he has a mentally unwell man attached to his hip.
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18 Jan 2026
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I’m Gonna Get Ya, Get Ya, Get Ya, Get Ya by NobodyProblematic
Fandoms: No I'm not a Human (Video Game)
20 Feb 2026
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As boredom struck the energy drink addict, he decided to go exploring around the house for a bit of fun.
He ended up finding more than he wanted.
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18 Jan 2026
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People I Know, Places I Go, Make Me Feel Tongue-Tied by Pinky_lion
Fandoms: No I'm not a Human (Video Game)
06 Jan 2026
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Cassie looked down at the neatly folded pamphlet in her lap, advertising a summer camp. She frowned, eyebrows knitting together. “What kind of a name is ‘Southwest Hermit Summer Camp’?”
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No I'm Not A Human summer camp AU
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13 Jan 2026
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Aleksandr was predictable. He spent his time quietly. The same every day, precisely as he liked it. Rising before the sun, listening to the stillness of the morning, and settling in to his desk with poor posture and bitter coffee, typing away. Each morning a gentle calling, a cat mewling for food, a pinging email waiting to be responded to, a dark living room where no one was really living. Each evening was a thrumming sameness. A short bus ride into town, meaningless errands completed without a single thought, a sigh slumped over at a bar counter, staring listlessly into a dripping glass. Silence suited him, repetitiveness worn like an ill-fitting coat he couldn't bear to toss out. Aleksandr was alone, precisely as he liked it. He did like it, didn't he?
Not many people seemed to come into his life out of nowhere anymore. No one new trying to be friends, no one curious trying to find love. It was like the world around him could sense he had long ago stopped trying to be interesting, and interested in anyone else. Save for a few regular faces at a few regular places, it was a solitary existence for almost a decade. Until that loud, strange man with wild hair.
All of it was a blur, until Davit.
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11 Jan 2026