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Gerry thinks he's probably figured it out, by this point.
He's a book. Stuck in a void. Waiting for Jon and Martin to whizz past on their multiverse adventures. That's the deal.
(Seems like a shitty deal, if you ask him.)
Still, maybe one of these times he'll end up Somewhere Else. Somewhere beyond.
In the mean time, he'll wait....
In other other words, it's Gerry's perspective on his existence in the Seeking Somewhere 'verse. Highly recommended that you read the first in the series, Somewhere Old, or else this will make no sense I fear.
This fic was written as a gift for Shroomie, as part of the Pitchpine Pride Month Gift Exchange 2025.
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- Part 3 of Seeking Somewhere
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Somewhere Spidery (Two Interdimensional Visitors for Mr. Spider) by Pitchpine
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
07 Feb 2025
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A crossover fic of The Friends of Mr. Spider (my Web!Jon AU) and Seeking Somewhere (my time travel fix-it series).
This go-around, the Jon and Martin we know and love end up somewhere suspiciously... spidery? In which our traumatized Interdimensional Husbands and Mr. and Mr. Spider both come face-to-face with their personal nightmares: Each other.
Updates monthly.
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- Part 2 of Seeking Somewhere
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Blue Is The Water (that beckons, that buries) by Pitchpine
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
18 Jan 2025
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Jonathan Sims is a merperson who has always lived below the waves. One day, however, he steals away and ventures to the surface in search of someone he lost. On newfound legs, his search takes him to The Magnus Institute — the foremost academic institution researching crypto-zoology and crypto-marine biology, headed by the enigmatic Elias Bouchard. With his new position as Head Archivist, Jon is in the perfect place to continue his search. Hiding his secret identity as merfolk should no problem, either.
After all, it's not like he wants to be friends, much less more-than-friends with the humans.
And surely none of them are hiding secrets of their own.
Right?
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In other words: It's a selkie and merfolk AU! Jon is merfolk, and goes to the surface in search of a long-lost friend. He takes a job at the Magnus Institute as part of his search, and soon finds himself embroiled in all kinds of drama — including, but not limited to, falling in love.
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When Jonathan Sims is promoted to Head Archivist, he expects to get answers for the questions that have plagued him since childhood. He doesn't expect the zombie, the friendly spider monster, the sentient door, nor his romantic feelings for each of them. The world-ending Extinction lesbians have to take the cake, though.
Jon Sees a lot, but he really didn't see that one coming.(This fic will contain spoilers for all of The Magnus Archives and the first episode of The Magnus Protocol.)
Updates Fridays.
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Martin thinks he's probably figured it out, by this point.
Where the Fears go, he and Jon go. That's the deal.
(Seems like a shitty deal, if you ask him.)
Still, maybe one of these times they'll end up Somewhere Else. Somewhere they can finally rest.
In the mean time, the Antichrist and his plus one will just have to fix as many universes as possible....
In other other words, it's a post-canon time travel fix-it fic, okay? Everyone knew I would write one of these eventually.
Now complete!
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- Part 1 of Seeking Somewhere
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When the Panopticon falls and the Fears escape our reality, the Jon and Martin we've heard so much about are scattered across the multiverse alongside them. Following in the footsteps of the Fears, our jmart find themselves with no choice but to try and save everyone they can.
One of these days, maybe they'll end up Somewhere Else, somewhere they can rest, somewhere they can simply live.
Seeking Somewhere a series of fics following jmart's adventures across various dimensions. Currently, I plan to have four main fics in the series (Somewhere Old, Somewhere New, Somewhere Borrowed, Somewhere Blue), plus a bonus fic here or there. We'll see where my inspiration takes me!
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The series follows vampires, werewolves, ghosts (?), and more! The series begins with TTIGAR, when secret vampire Jonathan Sims and unsubtle werewolf Tim Stoker move their private eye business to the quaint town of Stoneworth, where absolutely nothing sinister is afoot and their new flat definitely isn't haunted. After all, ghosts certainly aren't real.
This series contains themes of blood drinking, cannibalism, canon-typical Lonely content, violence, and references to past abuse. It is also fluffy, with a happy ending!
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Tomorrow (and tomorrow and tomorrow) by basilikum7
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
31 Dec 2025
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Working for Peter Lukas and slipping further and further into the Lonely, every day feels the same for Martin. I'm sure the rest is entirely coincidental.
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30 Sep 2025
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i know how hard it is to change; i know, i know by atropos_aeneas
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
28 Jun 2025
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Jon starts to lose feathers after becoming Head Archivist. That’s not surprising; irregular molting is a common stress response, one that Jon’s faced before, and he’s certainly under more than enough stress to kickstart it; but when his pinfeathers open up to reveal dark, silky feathers as opposed to his usual tawny brown… well, it’s strange to say the least.
Or, a Magnus Archives wingfic. Spoilers through season 5.
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Martin didn’t really want to be a god’s soulmate.
Oh, he supposed it wouldn’t be so bad if he was the soulmate of a New God, a god of innovation or art or parties. But no. Martin didn’t get a normal soulmate, or, better yet, get to be one of the millions of people who don’t have a soulmark at all. Instead, in addition to all the undue attention and reverence that he received once people realized he was an Amatus, Martin also had to worry about his soulmate accidentally shattering his mind. Because of course, of course, his soulmate was a Dread Power.
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Three Strikes, You Win! by OneAndOnlyEmpress for Pitchpine
Fandoms: Points of Articulation
28 Jun 2025
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Nara, having lived in the Mirror their who life, has no idea what fun is. This is very very sad, so the gang puts aside their worries and differences, to enjoy a nice slice-of-life bowling trip.
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Apparently Jon has been having a harder time adjusting to their idyllic alternate-universe home than Martin thought. Luckily for Jon, Martin is a firm believer in the power of home-baked goods.